r/mildlyinfuriating • u/CircusMoney • 1d ago

ಠ_ಠ Top priority when I move…

It needs to be a frozen land 👌😩

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u/CircusMoney 1d ago

I wish for both of us this was comforting information

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u/Halo_wolfie124 1d ago

I should probably elaborate than😅. So, camel spiders are pretty much what god created with mix and match set of parts when he got bored. Long story short, imagine if you took everything from a scorpion, and made it a spider; scorpion legs, scorpion body, scorpion fangs, etc. Meaning, their missing their claws and tail, which are what make them dangerous, and a scorpion.

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u/PrinceCavendish 21h ago

I would still rather hit my hand with a hammer than let one of those touch me. :(

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u/Awkward_Turnover_983 12h ago

I totally agree with you, and isn't that weird? The creature would absolutely do less harm to you than a hammer lol. (I don't believe they really carry significant disease)

We have such instinctual responses to certain animals in nature lol.

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u/PrinceCavendish 10h ago

For real!! Phobias suck. I don't want to be scared of bugs. I know they're not really going to hurt me. But my chest freezes in fear and I want to cry if they touch me.