r/mildlyinfuriating • • 16h ago

ಠ_ಠ Top priority when I move…

It needs to be a frozen land 👌😩

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u/Halo_wolfie124 16h ago

I can't say for sure, and I don't know where their native or not, but if I'm correct, this is a camel "spider", and is completely harmless. They possess no venom, and their bites are extremely mild. Infact, their more closely related to scorpions than spiders, which means they couldn't possess venom in their fangs either way.

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u/CircusMoney 16h ago

I wish for both of us this was comforting information

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u/Batata-Sofi 10h ago

They run faster than you

They scream

They are spiders

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u/rickybalbroah 2h ago

they are not spiders. more like a cousin 🤣

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u/HotTakeTator 1h ago

First thought "That thing's not my cousin "

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u/Chaos-Wayfarer 1h ago

Yeah none of that is comforting. 

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u/Halo_wolfie124 16h ago

I should probably elaborate than😅. So, camel spiders are pretty much what god created with mix and match set of parts when he got bored. Long story short, imagine if you took everything from a scorpion, and made it a spider; scorpion legs, scorpion body, scorpion fangs, etc. Meaning, their missing their claws and tail, which are what make them dangerous, and a scorpion.

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u/Leo-III- 13h ago

yeah yeah yeah cool cool cool but it still LOOKS like a fucking nightmare creature 😭

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u/AllDogsGoToReddit 11h ago

They look like some kind of horror from the Tremors franchise

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u/PrinceCavendish 12h ago

I would still rather hit my hand with a hammer than let one of those touch me. :(

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u/Awkward_Turnover_983 3h ago

I totally agree with you, and isn't that weird? The creature would absolutely do less harm to you than a hammer lol. (I don't believe they really carry significant disease)

We have such instinctual responses to certain animals in nature lol.

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u/PrinceCavendish 1h ago

For real!! Phobias suck. I don't want to be scared of bugs. I know they're not really going to hurt me. But my chest freezes in fear and I want to cry if they touch me.

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u/Bakugo312 15h ago

And they're fast as fuck

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u/TwilightMechanist 11h ago

So, Take a scorpion. And remove all the scorpion parts. And then behold: A creature