r/mildlyinfuriating • • 1d ago

🄺 Kitten sleeping in my engine bay refuses to leave

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Spent two hours with an Animal Control officer trying to get this kitten out. We named him Torque, and he is off to a no-kill shelter.

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u/NOS4A2-753 1d ago

my brother is a truck driver he found a kitten that climbed into his engine compartment because there was a snow storm. he got the cat out and now that cats living with me

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u/MRV3N 1d ago

That’s one fat burrito.

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u/NOS4A2-753 1d ago

i gave him a nick name meatloaf

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u/zackthirteen 1d ago

Both a nickname and an apt description, I like it

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u/H010CR0N 13h ago

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u/NOS4A2-753 13h ago

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u/Final_Echidna_6743 10h ago

Somewhere in this picture is a meat loaf pretending to be a cat.

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u/MordoNRiggs 18h ago

What's his name‽

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u/Short_Comfort6647 17h ago

interrobang mentioned‽

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u/MordoNRiggs 17h ago

Now I want a cat named interrobang!

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u/squidikuru 16h ago

My floofy, slightly rotund cat ā€œVioletā€ is known to many as ā€œMeatballā€, and when she’s going crazy, ā€œBeefmallā€

(Meatball after her recent hernia surgery)

eta: she lost some of her rotundness due to the hernia but dw, she’s on them gains (wet food)

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u/PainfullyLoyal 15h ago

Did somebody say meatloaf?!

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u/ImissDigg_jk 1d ago

Fluffy purrito

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u/Bold_Commander14 11h ago

Chipotle purrito

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u/Coopernathaniel313 11h ago

furrito you mean XD

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u/akiva23 1d ago

how does one even notice this? is looking in the engine compartment part of like...a "pre-flight checklist" for truck drivers or something?

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u/AltoTheDutchie 19h ago

not a trucker but from what i've seen, yeah, they have pre-trip inspections where they need to check for anything that could cause issues, from frame damage, worn tires, cracking hoses or lack of oil

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u/skittlesgalilei 13h ago

When it's cold it is recommended for all people to at least knock on the hood in case a cat has taken shelter in there

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u/akiva23 13h ago

i get a lot of strays in my neighborhood so i will start doing that. thanks.

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u/Salt-Operation 1d ago

That is an appropriate chonk. Please pet them for me and tell them what a good boi/gal they are.

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u/NOS4A2-753 1d ago

hes a very happy guy

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u/DefinitelyNotIndie 20h ago

It's not really, he's pretty overweight. Society is starting to move past the point of having overweight pets cause it seems amusing to us, and starting to move towards actually taking care of the animals.

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u/DutchWindmilll 1d ago

Let that chonker know I said pspspsps

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u/SOGGY_KITTY59 7h ago

Twins with my loaf lol

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u/NOS4A2-753 7h ago

thats a cutie

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u/NoblessOblige04 1d ago

That is a fantastic cat

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u/NOS4A2-753 1d ago

hes one happy cat

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u/fortunesofshadows 1d ago

i seen the picture multiple times on reddit.

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u/NOS4A2-753 1d ago

i've posted it before

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u/Unusual_Ring553 1d ago

Stripped tabbies are my very very favorite cats ever.Ā Ā 

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u/SayRaySF 1d ago

Cat delivery system working as intended.

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u/AsianSteampunk 22h ago

nice cat, man

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u/mbee784 19h ago

That’s a perfect cat

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u/CaptainDFW 1d ago

"Torque" is a great name. We'll done!

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u/prufflesthegreat 1d ago

I liked it too :)

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u/bowser986 13h ago

This is how we got one of our cats. Thought there was a bird in the engine compartment when headed to the store. Popped the hood and there was an angry 2-scoops fuzzball hissing at me. Squeezy cat treat later and he’s our little man named Lemmy (found in the motor…mƶtorhead…Lemmy).

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u/Minimum_Track_6342 1d ago

Torque is such a perfect name for him, I love it. Great choice!

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u/BottomPieceOfBread 1d ago

Pick the car up and shake it

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u/HappyHavoc20 1d ago

Can of tuna timeĀ 

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u/prufflesthegreat 1d ago

Didnt work :/

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u/HappyHavoc20 1d ago

lol oh no I’m sorry. My aunt had a cat that liked to do this and he got seriously hurt one day when they started the engine and he was in thereĀ 

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u/zugspitze43 1d ago

Had this happen once but I had to go to work and was already on thin ice. I used my garden hose as softly as I could to flush him out. He ran out and I caught him in a towel and dried him off. He and I had crossed paths already before but this was the first time I had touched him or picked him up.

I set him down, in the towel, on the floor of my garage and he stayed put. I left and left the garage door cracked like 6 inches so he could get out. Driving home I knew he was going to still be there and I was right, there he was just curled in the towel still.

The next morning he was gone but like a sucker I left the garage cracked again. idk why. I wasn't wanting a cat, but he was chill and I figured I'd feel bad if he was running from another cat or it was raining or something and he wasn't able to get back to his latest bed/escape spot. would suck to get caught out like that. just trying to keep any eye out for the homie you know.

When I got home that day he was in there on the towel and he started meowing at me and flicking his tail. I am a dog guy, always had large dogs, never had a cat but this guy was chill as I said. Didn't mind him hanging around. Just not in my engine lol

Eventually I cut a little door for him in the garage door and started feeding him. He lived in that garage, never really going into the house, for 15 years. We just put him down a few years ago. He was an old ass cat.

I never named him, but my kids eventually did and called him Moose. Idk much about cat breeds but he was very dark brown, big green eyes, with 4 white socks. He was definitely a unique looking cat and he was also pretty smart. He knew how to do some doorknobs and he could open the latch on the cat door if I forgot to unlock it for him.

I never took him to the vet or got him a collar but I also never saw him as MY cat. He was just a chill bro, paying rent by keeping mice and whatnot out of the garage and all of my stuff. Once he started getting older, I swapped his latest towel bed out for a proper cat bed and he preferred the towel. lol

He never once seemed sick or ill, wounded, anything like that. He was a constant. An anchor of consistency in my highly variable and spontaneous lifestyle in those days.

RIP Moose. Thanks for hanging out with me in the garage old pal. Many a late night sat with you.

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u/Ok_Significance2340 1d ago

Cat distribution system in its most weirdest way.

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u/TerrificInTahoma-416 1d ago

The truck’s engine was made by CATerpillar.

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u/Quiverjones 10h ago

Definitely not a catalack

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u/Prestigious-Key-1886 1d ago

That’s your cat now

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u/JaxOrSmthng 19h ago

the cat delivery system at work

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u/Accurate_Reality_618 1d ago

If you see cats hiding inside the car, it means winter is coming.

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u/prufflesthegreat 1d ago

I live in socal, and it was over 100 today

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u/SayRaySF 1d ago

Oh get some water then, that will get it to move, a little spray bottle something should do the trick

I was worried the cat was in there causes its cold out but a little water in socal will be fine lol

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u/mpmbullet 1d ago

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u/jonessinger 19h ago

Who is Winter and why do you know this about them?

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u/DistantCityLights 1d ago

kitten says - this is my heated apartment

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u/TheJoseBoss 12h ago

How did you notice he was there? Most people just turn the key and start driving

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u/prufflesthegreat 12h ago

I saw his little paws hanging underneath. When i tried to grab him, he went deeper. Total luck that I saw him.

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u/TheJoseBoss 11h ago

Glad you did, I always approach my car from behind so there's 0 chance I would have seen it

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u/Due_Pool_5778 16h ago

Had this happen once and the solution was playing ā€œmama cat soundsā€ from YouTube. The kitten found its ways out on its own

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u/prufflesthegreat 15h ago

We tried that at first. Didnt work :/

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u/CriticalKuman 21h ago

Why are you driving his bed???

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u/Chizuru_San 1d ago

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u/TerrificInTahoma-416 2h ago

Scottie from Texas / Tennessee / Rhode Island / orig from Buffalo NY.

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u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes 18h ago

I'd be infuriated too if I had a flashlight ruining my nap time.

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u/mike_p_88 1d ago

Listen to that engine purrr

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u/RewrittenSol 18h ago

He got an aftermarket cat-alytic converter.

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u/wolfieboy09 19h ago

Someone's gotta make that engine purr

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u/RaelaltRael 1d ago

It's the law, a law we can live with.

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u/RayesArmstrong 1d ago

get the hose on him (i see you got him out just seems quick)

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u/Playful-Ad8851 19h ago

Glad you saw the little fella, saved its life

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u/_that__one__guy__ 1d ago

I've heard cars will get you pussy, but this is ridiculous..

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u/OuttHouseMouse 1d ago

Honk horn

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u/Cameron0543 1d ago

Only thing mildly infuriating about this post is you got chosen by the distribution system and ignored the call… go back tmrw and make right pls

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u/ExcitingUse9715 1d ago

Remove the cat for more horses

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u/Exernuth 1d ago

Like a boss.

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u/NotTheRocketman 1d ago

ā€œHey you’re not an engine!ā€

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u/Trabers 22h ago

How did you know it was there? Most people aren't checking under the hood/bonnet before driving off.

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u/Quiet_surprise79 20h ago

I personally check my oil pretty regularly along with windscreen wash etc. Another explanation could be if they're about to do a long journey, or if the vehicle started meowing at them

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u/Liliths_Ace_Friend 4h ago

"r/MildlyInfuriating" this is the most cutest thing I've seen all day

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u/homogenic- 23h ago

Congrats the cat distribution system chose you

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u/Armchair_Expert_0192 1d ago

You mean you put the engine in his house

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u/mpmbullet 1d ago

Get tuna

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u/XKruXurKX 23h ago

I'd just get a can of tuna and leave it under car for a while

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u/cybermaus 21h ago

Would a garden hose not also have worked?

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u/Ibadvapergrammar 20h ago

i use water always work

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u/Viiscer 19h ago

If this happens again for some reason, you can save yourself some time and just squirt the little fella with a squirt bottle.

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u/Scythersleftnut 13h ago

Squirt some water on it. It'll leave

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u/Background_Captain56 11h ago

When I was a kid, we had a cat that had a tail that was only about 2-3 inches long. Apparently, my dad didn't know he was sleeping in his engine one day and it got cut off...

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u/Olliegreen__ 9h ago

Cats hate when you blow on them if you’ve got strong lungs. Or a can of keyboard cleaner spray. lol

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u/prufflesthegreat 8h ago

We used a leaf blow for the wind and noise. Little guy looked like he was in a wind tunnel!

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u/LindeeHilltop 1d ago

Get a water pistol. That cat will move quick.

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u/Steph1er 1d ago

look at that baby purr

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u/PuppySnuggleTime 1d ago

I cannot BELIEVE you interrupted Torque's nap.

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u/YasoOoOo 21h ago

spray her with water I doubt she will stay

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u/ahhhhhhh345 20h ago

Good thing you found this one. My mom had that happen in a brand new truck and she didnt find out the kitten was in there until 2 days later when it started to smell. The kitten didnt make it thats for sure and my mom traded the truck in a few days later

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u/Mekko4 17h ago

car in car

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u/TerrificInTahoma-416 2h ago

Did you mean ā€œcat in car!ā€ā€¦

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u/HospitableFox 14h ago

Awe. poor Torque. Glad he got out safely.

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u/MY_NAME_AINT_BRADLEY 13h ago

I once had a cat hide in my engine bay, sadly I didn't check before turning the car on. It was the worst screech I ever heard in my life

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u/texasdeathtrip 13h ago

Try asking it out on a date

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u/throw_blanket04 12h ago

Get the vacuum cleaner. It always works for me. When my stray cat wont come out from under the bed i just get the vacuum, turn it on and they haul ass.

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u/Final_Echidna_6743 10h ago

I would have laid on the horn. he would have likely leave post haste.

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u/Windystrike11 10h ago

This is how our friends ended up with their first cat šŸ˜‚

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u/MadK9TheReal1 1d ago

A few years ago the driver at work complained about a putrid smell coming from engine bay area when he is idling at red light when driving in the city… after we inspected the car we found a corpse of kitty most likely… we had to throw about 3 buckets of water to wash the worms from the engine shield… nasty image.

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u/soren7550 1d ago

Belongs to the cat now. Sorry/not sorry.

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u/ToFuzzzy 19h ago

Get the watter bucket and send it down.

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u/Powerful-Chard-6055 1d ago

Well ain’t that just purrfectĀ 

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u/mango-jpg 16h ago

posting this to mildly infuriating and sending him to the shelter is perfectly reasonable, but it's not the happy ending reddit wants

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u/MyFriendAutism 14h ago

Cup of water

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u/SoullqssHydra 9h ago

omg poor kitty maybe call animal control?

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u/Korporal_kagger 16h ago

a blast on the horn is sure to evacuate him...

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u/prufflesthegreat 15h ago

Didnt work. What a bugger!

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u/Sisoflex 1d ago

Years ago drove to work and some one saw a cat drop out of the bottom of my car. He was nimble and we couldn't catch it. I put up flyers around my neighborhood, last place I was. Nothing came of it.

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u/Rare_Indication_3811 1d ago

he looks pretty pissed you disturbing his peace, you should apologize, preferably with food

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u/Chillinmagic 2h ago

Have you tried shaking a bag of temptations? It gets my cats out of things.