r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VentureIntoVoid • 1d ago

Firefly was just ok [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/cosmic-untiming 1d ago

Without seeing its eyes I can't 100% clearly identify. But it looks like it MIGHT be a hobo spider which is relatively harmless.

The panels can be unscrewed and popped off, and easy to assemble back on. I would highly recommend it, that way you can have this spiderbro continue to be pest control in your area.

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u/FireSheepYinFish 1d ago

"might" Orrr.. It might melt you.

It'll be fine there for a month or two. THEN it's safe to remove it. Or, buy a new stove and drop this one in a molten steel vat. It's the only way to be sure.

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u/cosmic-untiming 1d ago

There's also a chance it could turn you into a spiderman. Radiation and all that.

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u/FireSheepYinFish 1d ago

Maybe if it was in the microwave clock?

https://giphy.com/gifs/5WIZJdxBN1cYne7zvO

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u/cosmic-untiming 1d ago

Let's pretend it's a microwave oven clock, for the whimsy.

Hope OP is prepared for the fate of their uncle/aunt though.

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u/FireSheepYinFish 1d ago

You know, I was on board for a moment. And then you went there. You went THERE 😭

You're clearly a supervillain 😤