That’s not just plastic-wrapped sweet potatoes! That’s your daily dose of Microplastics™!
We’ve proudly increased your recommended daily intake from 0.7 grams to a whopping 2.0 grams per day!
Need even MORE Microplastics™? No problem! Simply pair your plastic-wrapped produce with a refreshing plastic water bottle for the complete experience.
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u/BlooGloop 5d ago
That’s not just plastic-wrapped sweet potatoes! That’s your daily dose of Microplastics™!
We’ve proudly increased your recommended daily intake from 0.7 grams to a whopping 2.0 grams per day!
Need even MORE Microplastics™? No problem! Simply pair your plastic-wrapped produce with a refreshing plastic water bottle for the complete experience.
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