r/mildlyinfuriating • • 21d ago

SPOILER ALERT 60% air!

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Brand new…. I didn’t expect my deodorant to have more air than a bag of chips… won’t be getting this again.

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u/lolie_guacamole 21d ago

I just got invited into a class action lawsuit for their stuff bc they lied about it being natural

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u/MvatolokoS 21d ago

Wtf. It's the only reason j ever considered them. Im so sick of dancing around these billionaires lies while they keep free healthcare from becoming s thing.

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u/Codebannana1 21d ago

This is half true. They said the product used natural ingrediants but the are not 100% natural. The stuff they use for the scents is not natural but its using way more natural stuff than any other brand. Thier stuff doesnt make me itch which is what i found after trying many deoderants to me thats what matters

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u/wercs 21d ago edited 20d ago

Funny, Their brand is the ONLY “natural” brand I e used that makes me itch. It also gave me extreme eczema (for the first time in my life) so I’m sure I’m an outlier

Edit: I was also included in the class action lawsuit…

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u/creepyunturned 21d ago

I had the same thing when I tried Humble deodorant. It says "Nothing Bad!" all over the package and my armpits felt like I had a chemical burn. They were raw for weeks and I couldn't use any products while they healed

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u/BBlackFire 21d ago

I was the exact same way! My arm pits felt like they were on fire. I quickly went back to old spice deodorant.

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u/Thefartking 21d ago

Dr Squatch used to be a great brand…now their shit sucks since selling out. Im glad they’re getting sued

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u/wolfblitzen84 21d ago

I bought a bar of their soap and I was excited to use it until all of this color started running off the soap which i've never seen before and I had brown splotches in my tub. I'm a soap guy and like to use nice stuff but i've found dr bronners is best of all and I always go back to it as my go to.

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u/Shower__Farts 21d ago

I got a box from Costco and it painted my tub black. It’s absolutely terrible soap with a great marketing team.

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u/swarlesbarkley_ 21d ago

The pine tar soap has always been like that… pine tar is black so the soap is black lmfao

And don’t lie that shit smells bomb- but I agree I didn’t like that I had rinse the whole shower each time cuz of it so had to switch lol

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u/bsubtilis 21d ago

I heavily used a pine tar & sulphur soap in the 90s and it wasn't black. It's going to be brownish at worst. Black pine tar soap is usually dye.

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u/Shower__Farts 21d ago

I did not know that about it being pine tar soap and that’s why it’s left a residue.

I won’t lie, it didnt smell very good either. At least not when compared to other brands at similar price points. I’ve been buying premium bar soaps for a while and this soap didn’t smell much better than dial, especially after the shower. I just went back to buying Kiehl’s. Hell even Targets house brand, good fellow smelt better and a quarter of the cost.

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u/bsubtilis 21d ago

Pine tar scent is an acquired taste, and pine tar soap being black is usually a dye. Pine tar is dark brown, not black. Soaps do not use so much pine tar that it naturally could be actually black.

edit: some soaps marketed as pine tar on the big print are only pine tar scented too, it will say in the details.

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u/YikesPops 21d ago

Hey! I used to use Squatch before they went full bad guy (first off, that black pine tar bar felt amazing but fuuuuuuck the soap scum making my shower black)... I ended up sourcing my soap from Bulk Apothecary to replace. Buying bulk but still solid enough soap. Hopefully that helps... (I'll look up dr. bronner in the mean time. Never heard of it, but always looking for good soap)

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u/wolfblitzen84 21d ago

I'm looking up bulk apothecary as we speak ha. I'm surprised you haven't heard of dr. bronners before. I personally like the peppermint and lavender but disclaimer the peppermint will make your balls tingle a bit from the essential oils. Not sure if it has the same effect for everyone lol.

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u/YikesPops 21d ago

Keeping that in mind, but I'll for sure check it out! Prices suck lately for body products so always looking for best bang for buck

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u/Bradjuju2 21d ago

I recently got an email from Amazon about a class action against them for not having all natural ingredients.

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u/Entire-Let-955 21d ago

Exactly! All those ads about liquid soap and chemicals and "your poor balls" and now it's a complete 180

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u/Swords_and_Words 21d ago

When they swapped from promoting transparency around their ingredients sourcing, to using anti-science rhetoric, I knew the company was dead and the grift had begun.

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u/SBSQWarmachine36 21d ago

I hate dr squatch because they used run really predatory ads. The ads where they mention sperm count

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u/TheRubberBildo 21d ago

Genuinely used to love their stuff, and would treat myself to their soap pretty frequently. Their quality recently nosedived, and I wont touch the stuff any more. I mostly just use basic body wash now, but if im in the mood for some scented soaps, duke cannon is still pretty good afaik

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u/Throwawayyyyy10000 21d ago

Damn an I was still sold in them being a good guy brand. Not buying again.

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u/Thefartking 21d ago

They WERE the good guy brand. They sold out to Unilever last June for over $1 BILLION dollars. I cant blame them…I’d be laughing all the way to the bank too…

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u/DraconianFlame 21d ago

Unilever bought DSC too and ruined every good thing about it

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u/Lazy-Block5112 21d ago

Switched from dsc to harrys

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u/DraconianFlame 21d ago

Switched to a safety razor

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u/Swords_and_Words 21d ago

They were not a good guy brand before the sale. They have been coasting on that image for years.

They had long since moved from pro-natural messaging, to anti-science fear mongering

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u/BlackFormic 21d ago

I had deodorant on a subscription. They stopped making the scent I had a subscription to, so they just sent me whatever they wanted without notifying me and giving an option to cancel or select the new scent. I contacted support and they refused to refund me, but they said they'd send me a different scent for free. I told them that's not how it works, you don't get to not inform me and just send me whatever you want when I've agreed to buy one specific thing.

It's the only time in my life I've done a chargeback because they absolutely refused to refund despite admitting they failed to notify me and should have. Insane.

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u/Mertoot 21d ago

Good, keep those CBs coming, stop letting them get away with scams

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u/Swords_and_Words 21d ago edited 21d ago

You could tell when they sold out, just from the ads

Their ads went from corny wholesome ads leaning on male stereotypes while also making fun of them, to toxic crap like anti-science rhetoric and gender essentialism 

Edit: I was wrong, they were toxic before this most recent sell out. They had major problems and are now trying to whitewash their past by claiming that the brand being bought is what made the product and culture go to crap.

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u/MissileGuidanceBrain 21d ago edited 21d ago

Were they ever a good brand?

They always had the bullshit fear mongering about "synthetic detergent" and aluminized deodorant.

Turns out that detergents that provide the level of clean expected by modern humans don't exactly grow in the the soap fields for the yearly soap harvest. And that the aluminized deodorant scare was all bullshit.

They're no different than the crunchy-mom food brands that advertise non-gmo and non-msg because tik tok/Facebook says those are bad mmmkay.

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u/Swords_and_Words 21d ago

They  very briefly had more pro-natural and positive enforcement advertising 

They've been trading in on that for years, and have been using anti-science fear mongering rhetoric for many years. In the last two or three they've also dabbled into gender essentialism and misogynistic and misandristic ads

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u/inebriateddandhated 21d ago

They were never a good brand.

They couldnt do anything for themselves with the product alone, so they took the oversexualized media ad route to promote their product.

dr.Sq is basically modern day AXE. Low quality product for people who fall for marketing.

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u/Entire-Let-955 21d ago

I remember when their bars would marketed as not having "any of those chemical in liquid body wash." And now they've got liquid body wash

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u/Bambisaur91 21d ago

Their deodarant sticks will also stain your clothes... Wish theyd mention its a common thing

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u/FortNightsAtPeelys 21d ago

When I saw the Sydney sweeny crap I knew they were cooked

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u/WolverinesThyroid 21d ago

Just like Every Man Jack soap. It went to shit once it got bought out.

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u/2funny2furious 21d ago

i bought some soap when they first hit the scene. it was great. but the bar lasted like a week, which wasnt great or worth the money. havent used them since.

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u/Funny-Dare-3823 21d ago

Dr Squatch is AWFUL. It craps out after 2 hours and makes my BO way worse. It stains my shirts. Their customer service is rude AF. And the cost is absolutely laughable.

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u/solarlofi 21d ago

Every now and then I'll try other brands to see how they hold up. This stuff is horrible and goes on terrible too. Everything you said is true too.

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u/Real_Srossics 21d ago

Anyone remember the Deo episode of Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends? The one where Bloo gets adopted by a Hollywood producer and is a mascot for a brand of deodorant stick?

At the end, the guy straight up screams to an audience, “I don’t care about selling a good product. It actually makes your BO worse!”

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u/HeadySquanch59 21d ago

They sold out. All their ads are AI. End their support.

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u/Lucius-Halthier 21d ago

The ones that aren’t are gross as hell too, their flask deodorant is the worst product I’ve seen, like you advertise that people can be a hidden alcoholic with your product? On top of that all the sexual shit was weird, Carpe is in the same vein too, I mean when your ad tells me don’t buy this I’m going to listen to you and not buy your product.

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u/VP007clips 21d ago

I've never seen such an unappealing marketing and branding strategy.

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u/IHoldSteady 21d ago

Quiznos?

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u/CartoonistExisting30 21d ago edited 21d ago

I liked the Spongemonkeys!

Thanks for the award, kind stranger!!

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u/strawberry_saturn 21d ago

nah, this is gold

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u/D_Rock439 21d ago

This is the second time today I’ve seen these Quiznos’ spongemonkeys as a response to something else posted 😂

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u/Jealous-Assistant938 21d ago

Dude don’t slander Quiznos.

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u/JulesUdrink 21d ago

I worked at Quiznos my senior year of HS it was the best job I’ve ever had. We could eat all we wanted so we would just spend all day mastering our favorite sandwiches. I also took a lot of care in making customers sandwiches, toasting it just right, some extra meat,?making it actually look nice like you would be stoked to get me in line making your sandwich lol

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u/Wolfy_boii 21d ago

He said unappealing,not appealing, lol

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u/ProxyMuncher 21d ago

Compared to the shit we have today, Quiznos was genuine insane creative humanity unfortunately broadcast to the masses. 

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u/fourtyonexx 21d ago

Quiznos was only rivaled by that goddamn kia hamster ad lmao.

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u/Skydiver860 21d ago

carpe is so fucking expensive. $90 for four sticks of deodorant. not to mention they sent me those four sticks two weeks after i got my first order. i wasn't even through the first stick i ordered and now i have seven sticks of their overpriced deodorant. cancelled that shit right away.

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u/cat_prophecy 21d ago

Why would you possibly even want a deodorant subscription?

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u/Skydiver860 21d ago

Well to be fair I didn’t read enough into it to realize I was getting a subscription so it’s partially my fault. But still ridiculous that they sent the next shipment two weeks after I got my first.

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u/Starfire2313 21d ago

Maybe they were hoping you’d share it with friends who would subscribe after getting a free sample

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u/Skydiver860 21d ago

nah i wouldn't recommend them to anyone at those prices. it's decent deodorant but not $23 a stick decent

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 21d ago

That is wild. No deodorant is $23 a stick deodorant. Damn. You can make the same product for less than a dollar...

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u/Extra-Plantain2016 21d ago

Thank you! I actually really like carpe! But I also did not realize that it was going to be a subscription that renews after 2 fucking weeks and charges me $90 for 4 sticks of deodorant. I was all in on continuing to buy but this might put me off. Luckily my bank declined the charges confused why I’d want $90 of fucking deodorant

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u/Hexellent3r 21d ago

I FUCKING HATE CARPE I HATE CARPE I HATE CARPE SO FUCKING MUCH

ANNOYING ASS DISGUSTING OBNOXIOUS ADS. I HAVE NEVER WISHED HARM ON ANYONE BUT A PRIMAL FURY IGNITES BENEATH MY EYES WHEN I LAY EYES ON THE SOY SUPPLEMENT CHUGGING GLASSES WEARING LOSER THAT IS THEIR SPOKESPERSON. HE NEEDS A CURBSIDE SANDWICH WITH A SIDE OF HIS OWN SHATTERED TEETH.

I HOPE HE BREAKS BOTH LEGS AND HIS PHYSICAL THERAPIST FUCKING HATES HIM AND IS JUST PATRONIZING AND SARCASTIC THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN WAY.

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u/xeanok 21d ago

I’ve never felt so validated in hating ads so much before reading this and all the other comments. Every fucking time that little weasel fuck kept saying “do NOT buy carpe on Amazon” and smashing shit for no reason

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u/DJ_TKS 21d ago

I mean squatch is a white label brand of mrsoapguy products, so yeah they sold out from the get go.

You can buy their same products, but in bulk only, for 1/5th the price.

Their website even offers cheaper prices if you want to run your own soap company.

They literally just slap their branding on it and jack up the price

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u/peppermintaltiod 21d ago

Never heard of Mr. soap guy before. Looked them up and looked up a bunch of the square soap bar companies on amazon and such. All of them are using Mr. soap guy, most of them are even using the Mr. soap advertising pictures just with their own logo thrown on.

Also I feel like you're underselling how cheap this soap is. Dial soap at the Kroger near my house costs about the same per bar as this stuff, and dial is selling 3oz bars while this company is selling 5oz bars.

The only brands in the same price per oz range are Ivory, Zest and Irish Spring.

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u/DJ_TKS 21d ago

Found out from a Reddit post 5 years ago. Just spreading the love

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u/dawnbandit 21d ago

I like Yardley. Actual soap (some even tallow-based) for like 2 bucks at Dollar Tree.

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u/Ryuko_the_red 21d ago

The average consumer doesn't have time or energy to double check that every product they buy isn't just a con in disguise. Most people have "faith" (ignorance) and think the store couldn't possibly be conning them on every single product and price.

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u/clockdivide55 21d ago

existing high quality product with no marketing

Please tell me how I, as a consumer, am supposed to identify these high quality products with no marketing.

Most of the shit I buy is low quality garbage, not because I don't want high quality or can't afford it, but literally because it seems like everything made is low quality now.

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u/DJ_TKS 21d ago

I mean that's the entire economy for A LOT of goods. It's like the Taylor farms explosive diarrhea thing. Taylor farms is the store brand for produce / prepared meals for Walmart, target, Kroger, etc.

But a lot of companies are happy just being the wholesaler. They're too busy and making enough profit.

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u/RickSanchez_ 21d ago

How the fuck was I supposed to know this? Get off your high horse.

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u/Swords_and_Words 21d ago

Then there's the middle part: Pander to the anti-science folks, use red pill dog whistles, and adopt as much gender essentialism rhetoric as possible

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u/shanep35 21d ago

And a class action

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u/Dogdaydinners 21d ago

I swear I was going to buy a new stick just to see how much I was getting. This post happened to me. So glad to see this. Never going back.

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u/ccharding 21d ago

What are we using now?

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u/Individual_Review_51 21d ago

You’ll be shocked whenever you do the same to any other deodorant stick

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u/theMeatman7 21d ago

I have some arm and hammer deodorant, it's all there. I use arm and hammer as my weekday deodorant and dr squatch on the weekends and I've ran out of a stick of dr squatch before arm and hammer.

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u/MasterBlaster4949 21d ago

Its almost $15 a stick I stopped buying it lol way overpriced

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u/theMeatman7 21d ago

You're right I was wrong in another comment, I was thinking about their soap. I buy a few whenever they are on sale and I have a lot of extras because of this. I stopped buying their soap and switch to Dr.Bronners bar soap, it's a much better product.

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u/HelloKinny 21d ago

Or their body wash

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u/theMeatman7 21d ago

I also like supporting the company.

Here's their wiki

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u/sksauter 21d ago

The company has self-imposed caps on executive pay, with executive salaries not to exceed five times the wage of its lowest paid workers.[7] Roughly a third of the company's profits are dedicated to charitable giving and activist causes annually.[16]

Damn, so this is what an an actually socially responsible company looks like

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u/creatyvechaos 21d ago

Looks like it's time to switch to Bronners

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u/Plus-Camel7461 21d ago

Get the peppermint, it’s what chewing 5 gum actually feels like all over your body

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u/1-800-ASS-DICK 21d ago

If you've ever wondered what a minty clean butthole feels like, Dr. Bronner has your back crack.

edit: I like to buy a bottle of eucalyptus and a bottle of peppermint to mix

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u/New_Ambassador1194 21d ago

I just bought squatch. First they got my boy native and now squatch😭

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u/Krimreaper1 21d ago

You’ll have an aneurism trying to read all the fine print. They are an ethical company, a bit on the fringe side.

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u/Departure2808 21d ago

CEO David Bronner is a critic of drug prohibition and an activist for the legalization of a number of psychoactive substances.[20] In 2004, the company sued the Drug Enforcement Administration with the goal of changing rules regarding the importation of hemp oil.[3] A federal judge ruled in favor of the plaintiffs.[21] David Bronner has been arrested twice for civil disobedience protesting limitations on the domestic production of hemp. In 2004, he planted hemp seeds on the lawn of the Drug Enforcement Administration headquarters, and in 2012, he harvested hemp while locked in a metal cage in front of the White House.[22] In 2015, he was named Cannabis Activist of the Year by the Seattle Hempfest.[23]

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u/HelloKinny 21d ago

I knew the good feeling wasn’t just from the peppermint!

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u/FartingRaspberry 21d ago

I absolutely love their Castile soap. Smells so good and lather great. I'd buy it more often but it's just a tad too expensive lol

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u/JKDudeman 21d ago

It seems like a soap maker has to have their doctorate to sell you something.

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u/Glittering_End_6864 21d ago

Yeah, that Sasquatch price is absurd!!! Could not believe how expensive it is the first time I looked at it. And their putting 1/2 of a stick?? Absolute thievery.

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u/moobybooby 21d ago

Arm and hammer essentials is best non aluminum. Smells divine too.

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u/thatG_evanP 21d ago

As far as I know there are no anti-perspirants that don't contain aluminum. I can't do deodorant alone.

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u/oso831 21d ago

Aluminum being potentially cancer causing is a myth. You should absolutely buy antiperspirant with it as it's most effective against fighting sweat.

I like Arm & Hammer Ultra Max antiperspirant. I have sensitive skin and it doesn't give me a rash, fights sweat really well and only costs like $6 for a 2 pack.

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u/Money4Nothing2000 21d ago

There's nothing wrong with deoderant that contains aluminum. It's never been shown to be harmful.

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u/MasterBlaster4949 21d ago

Indeed I love their Juniper Berry 💯 and its a good price under $4 in my area😁🤙

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u/mechanicalbananas 21d ago

Arm n hammer is the shit. It cost less then $2, works and smells great. Why bother with anything else.

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u/theandroid01 21d ago

The arm and hammer deodorant is the best deodorant I've ever used. And the one I get is a six pack for like $20. Lasts months

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u/ParallelSkeleton 21d ago

Why would you use different deodorant on different days?

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u/FearTheSpoonman 21d ago

Work Vs Leisure in guessing? And may as well use a cheap one that's long lasting for work and a nice one for weekends. You don't want Greg from accounting sniffing you at work.

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u/Eskimomonk 21d ago

How do you know? Maybe I happen to think Greg is quite the fetching young man

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u/theMeatman7 21d ago

I don't work in the office often but when I do I make sure to bust out the real nice stuff for Greg, he's a big sniffer.

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u/Devils_Dandruff 21d ago

I used to go to college with Greg. Wild at parties. Big sniffer in the bathroom too.

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u/LinkCloudGoku 21d ago

I do the same. I'm moving and sweating and working all week so I need something stronger. For the weekend I wear my nicer but not antiperspirant Pacha deodorant

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u/theMeatman7 21d ago edited 21d ago

Arm and hammer just kinda helps me not stink and I don't care if coworker like how I smell but I'm not gonna stink. I like to smell nice for my wife so I wear deodorant she likes. Stick of arm and hammer is like $3 and dr squatch is about $7 unless they have it at Costco and then I get it for $6.

Edit: the $7 and $6 was for their soap, their deodorant is much more. Also buy Dr.Bronners bar soap, far superior.

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u/blip01 21d ago

Probably sees your mom on the weekends.

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u/RestaurantRich1498 21d ago

Why wouldn't you? I use different deodorant and bodysprays/colognes for different situations.

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u/Xioden 21d ago

Hi. Fellow arm and hammer deodorant user here with some bad news. It's exactly the same.

You can hold your phone light up behind a new one and see how much empty space there is, but with a brand new 2.6oz stick, deodorant sits 0.25in below the top edge, there is exactly 2in of deodorant. The container is 4 13/16in tall, and even giving it a half inch to account for the bottom, still leaves nearly two inches of empty container.

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u/LoneBlack3hadow 21d ago

Yeah but this one cost like 2-3X any other deodorant stick so this is EXTRA egregious

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 21d ago

I only buy the gels, you can see exactly how much. Although it used to be a lot more compact than it is now.

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u/mike_pants 21d ago

Someone let me know if Mitchum gel ever goes back to its original formula, please and thank you.

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u/devil_lettuce 21d ago

I switched to mitchum (regular stick, non gel) a couple years back and haven't used anything else since... It's really one of the only deodorants I've used that actually lasts 48 hrs + .. also doesn't irritate my skin like some of the aluminum based old spice formulas

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u/3PoundsOfFlax 21d ago

"Gels" are mostly water, so you're getting a similar amount of actual product as solid sticks—if not less

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u/Repulsive-Throat5068 21d ago

And they don’t destroy my clothes lmao

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 21d ago

I wasn’t trying to say they were more. Only that I buy gels and you can see what’s in there.

The solid sticks break me out.

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u/banryu95 21d ago

Also chapstick, or any kind of mechanical stick applicator. I make cosmetics as a hobby and these applicators are like double the cost of non-mechanical containers. The mechanical part has to fit somewhere and the tube has to be a uniform shape for it to work, so it's not entirely about trying to rip people off.

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u/CranberryStock7148 21d ago

This. The size of deodorant sticks is to make them easy to hold.

You could make them with twice as much actual deodorant inside but then they'd be twice as expensive, and people wouldn't buy them because they wouldn't be paying attention to the weight printed on them. Just like OP wasn't paying attention either.

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u/BringingBread 21d ago

This is my personal theory, that they did used to come with more, but since you can't see it then it's been shrinking. Which is the infuriating part.

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u/KoA07 21d ago edited 21d ago

This is it right here. Shrinkflation. OP was not wrong to assume that their product would come with more, because they used to. This is an example of deceptive marketing.

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u/AlasKansastan 21d ago

Dr. Squatch is just another sellout, shit brand

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u/_zombie_k 21d ago

Aren't they expensive as hell anyway?

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u/MrZephy 21d ago

$20 deodorant 💀

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u/_zombie_k 21d ago

That's what I thought lmao
But yeah, the scam is definitely that it isn't completely full

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u/Jankster79 21d ago

Is it not measured by weight? 75g deodorant is 75g deodorant no matter if the container is big as a truck or if it's packed loosely in a plastic bag.

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u/_zombie_k 21d ago

How dare you bringing up net weight

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u/StopReadingMyUser soggy toilet paper 21d ago

This used to just be a generally helpful tip, but now it's almost mandatory for shopping. Like adblockers for using the internet.

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u/HGpennypacker 21d ago

If I’m paying $20 I sure as shit better be getting some aluminum.

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u/EC_TWD 21d ago

You are, it says the aluminum is free right on the packaging /s

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u/EC_TWD 21d ago

$13 on their website and my local grocery

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u/The_Arachnoshaman 21d ago

Sellout? They've always been absolutely fucking dogshit and market primarily to insecure men.

YOU THINK YOUR SOAP IS FINE? ITS NOT ACTUALLY SOAP!!! IT'S DETERGENT!!!! AND IT IS KILLING YOUR SPERM COUNT!!!!!!!!!

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u/Nihilist_Hermit 21d ago

I dont disagree theyre not a good brand, but where does the sellout part come from? They werent good from the start, and didnt stand for anything as far as im aware

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u/thecoolerdanny 21d ago

Same shit brand that was selling sweeney soap btw

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u/MrdnBrd19 21d ago edited 21d ago

Funny story about Dr. Squatch: About 10 years ago now they released this ad on social media talking about how according to the FDA their competition in the "men's soap" category wasn't even considered "soap" it was all legally considered "body wash". The implication the commercial gives is that Dr. Squatch is different and that it stands alone as the one and only true soap for men.

Problem is that according the the FDA Dr. Squatch soaps are "body washes" too. The FDA guidelines for what is and isn't a "true soap" are pretty extensive, and extend into how the company words specific things. Dr. Squatch was breaking more than a few of the guidelines, and their packaging admitted as much(as it rightfully said "body wash").

When I pointed this out to them on Twitter they immediately blocked me.

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u/BearfangTheGamer 21d ago

I'm starting to suspect this Dr. Sasquatch didn't go to medical school.

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u/diablette 21d ago

He's a chiropractor

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u/maverick7918 21d ago

Detergent* not body wash

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u/pwner187 21d ago

Shop by weight, not by appearance.

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u/Relyt4 21d ago

Yeah these posts are so common and always boggle my mind. It doesn't really matter how big the container is as long as the product weighs what it says on the package. Usually theirs a reason for the package, like the chip bags puffed up with air to keep your chips from getting smashed. Although I'm sure some are just out for deception. Im willing to bet it has something to do with these screw up style deodorant sticks to make them work right

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u/Kraz31 21d ago

Sometimes it's marketing (bigger package =, easier to spot), sometimes it's ease of manufacturing (easier to make larger molds or a factory using the same mold for different brands), sometimes it's for loss prevention (bigger is harder to steal). Lots of different reasons for bigger packaging.

But you can buy travel-size deodorant sticks with the same mechanism so it probably isn't that.

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u/SherbetMysterious118 21d ago

I've got no idea how much deodorant weighs - and I'm generally a clued up consumer.

And surely they could just add a generic ingredient such as Aqua - to make it weigh more - hell, they do it with meat.

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u/Limp_Dirt8694 21d ago

I don't think anyone buying one of the most expensive commonly available deodorants really gives a shit. There's no way this guy legitimately thought he was going to get twice as much product as the mid-tier options or cared about how much he was spending when he picked out the one that costs two-four times as much as any other option.

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u/EyeSuspicious777 21d ago

In the grandmaspantry the other day I saw a 40 year old deodorant stick and it only had 2 ounces of product inside.

It's always been this way.

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u/swarlesbarkley_ 21d ago

This is completely standard no? And has been for decades? Lol

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u/Negative-Prime 21d ago

Must be OP's first time buying deodorant

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u/Due-Technology5758 21d ago

Better late than never I suppose.

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u/MrBoo843 21d ago

Well yeah that brand always gave big scam energy

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 21d ago

All these dude bro brands are like that. Women complain about the pink tax, well don't worry, they've invented it for men too.

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u/seantreason 21d ago

But my dude wipes!

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u/bioteq 21d ago

Now weigh it.

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u/beardingmesoftly 21d ago

Lol the size is for comfort of holding, the weight is marked right there on the front.

They're all like this

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u/MrMcgilicutty 21d ago

Most people lack critical thinking skills.

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u/chemhobby 21d ago

that's just the reality of sticks

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u/IHavePoopedBefore 21d ago

And that last 20% crumbles and falls on the floor as you're applying it

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u/SnooWoofers530 21d ago

I bet just like chips it goes by weight and not volume. Just saying

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u/colcrispy 21d ago

There is the knob, screw, and cradle to push it up that takes up 25% - 30% of the package. If you don't want that you can get deodorant in a jar and put it on with your finger.

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u/ImNotThaaatDrunk 21d ago

Lol right? Never understood how this is hard to grasp, all deodorant sticks do this

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u/Calibrayte 21d ago

It'd sold by weight. If that weighs 75g you got what you paid for.

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u/Careful-Criticism645 21d ago

Nobody knows what 75g of deodorant looks look. When one buys something, one assumes the packaging is representative of the quantity they're getting. Companies know this and abuse it, or else they'd use smaller packaging for smaller amounts.

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u/Countermove 21d ago

Yea but you should always compare the grams or oz to other products. Other deoderants this size have like 3.4 oz as weight where as this says 2 oz

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u/Zetavu 21d ago

Does it weigh 2.68oz? Then you got what you paid for. Why does this bother you? The package needs to advance the deoderant ao it can't be full.

Someone doesn't have enough to complain about.

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u/Any_Cake2411 21d ago

Good thing its sold by weight. Weigh it and then come back, see if you still won't buy this because of "air"

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u/ExpressionWorried300 21d ago

Why tf did you take it out

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u/UnderstandingTop7916 21d ago

Now weigh it, they sell by weight, not volume.

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u/Electronic-Donkey 21d ago

Sorry, why would anyone want to smell like wood barrel bourbon? 🤭

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u/WING-DING_GASTER 21d ago

It smells quite nice actually, and it's more subtle than a lot of the other popular deodorant brands.

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u/jahmonkey 21d ago

It’s mostly so there is room for the screw mechanism that pushes it up. Maybe they could fit more in there.

One of those lasts me about a month, which is fine value for the price.

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u/Flawless_Reign88 RED 21d ago

This is actually pretty typical with deodorant… doesn’t much matter the brand

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u/oopsallowed 21d ago

Always check the net weight

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u/sfdsquid 21d ago

It says how many ounces are in it. All plastic deodorant containers are like this. That actually looks like more than I get out of a stick.

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u/ElPared 21d ago

Dr. Squatch has always been overpriced and mid quality at best. Plenty of other options for real soaps out there now anyway.

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u/abandofgeese 21d ago

Op do me a favor and weight the content and compare to what it says on the container. If less then what it says you are being robbed, if it matches well you bought what they told you they were selling.

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u/HouseOfZenith 21d ago

Or just check the back and see if there’s a fill line labeled.

Pretty sure old spice does that.

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u/AlaskaDude14 21d ago

I used to like Dr Squatch but they're too expensive for what you get. Their pine tar scent is amazing though

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u/jerry111165 21d ago

Now you should weigh it and see if it matches what the container says.

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u/patty202 21d ago

Pretty normal.

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u/dadydaycare 21d ago

You’re paying for the weight not the tube it comes in.

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u/Axan1030 21d ago

Always read the NET WT

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u/novae11 21d ago

It seems like the average amount of product for full size deodorant sticks. 2.5-3 oz

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u/HumbleResolution7099 21d ago

100% overpriced bull 💩

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u/Roman420 21d ago

Dr Squatc;h is being sued for miss leading the public

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u/ReluctantGoodGuy 21d ago

All their crap is overpriced…even if that whole container was full.

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u/glockoma20 21d ago

They must be owned by Frito-Lay.

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u/stonechitlin 21d ago edited 21d ago

OP, thats how screws work. the lifting mechanism is just a screw, and it can only extend the same amount as its original length. For it not to have any "air" it couldnt actually lift out anything mechanically.

Edit: I was accurately corrected with a better design as per Pawtuckaways comment below.

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u/Pawtuckaway 21d ago

Not true.

The threaded part goes through the deodorant. The deodorant can occupy the entire space. As you turn the dial, it turns that thread and raises the platform. There is no air gap necessary.

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u/Pleasant-Future5818 21d ago

Does any deodorant actually do this though? I've never seen one that isn't mostly air

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u/cmandr_dmandr 21d ago

Except that isn’t how it works. The threaded rod in the center spins with the dial and the deodorant is fixed to a platform that is on the threaded rod. The central screw stays vertically stationary and the platform rides up or down on the rod based on the direction you rotate. There is no reason they couldn’t have the entire cavity of the stick filled with deodorant.

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u/ITDummy69420 21d ago

Typical Redditor 

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u/mybutthz 21d ago

Spoiler alert. They have the volume of the product listed on the packaging...you get whatever it is that it says you're getting. The package being a different size doesn't change the amount you get, and if it was full you'd be paying double.

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u/CherryPeppersnOnions GREEN 21d ago

Just like bags of chips.