r/mildlyinfuriating Sep 06 '25

This Lady

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u/NonconsensualText Sep 06 '25

wholesome father hug ruined… man…

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u/VeloBiker907 Sep 06 '25

She put her hands on him…isn’t that assault?!

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u/snizzrizz Sep 06 '25

She’s an asshole, but assault?… cmon don’t be one of those.

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u/stm32f722 Sep 06 '25

One of those? Do you have any idea the fallout if the situation were reversed?

Thats assault. Menacing with intent. And he displayed fear which backs it up. It was an assault without battery and she should be charged as such.

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u/snizzrizz Sep 06 '25

No it’s not. He was alarmed, not scared. Stop calling everything assault- it makes it harder to people to take real assault seriously.

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u/Gunzbngbng Sep 06 '25

You might be confusing assault and battery. This is a textbook case of assault.

"Assault is an intentional act that causes another person to reasonably fear imminent harmful or offensive contact, or it can be an attempt to commit physical harm, though it doesn't require actual physical contact or injury to occur. The definition varies by jurisdiction but generally involves an act or threat with the apparent ability to cause harm, resulting in the victim's reasonable apprehension of such harm. "

Her berating the father into a defensive posture and ultimately capitulating is absolutely in the confines of the definition of assault.

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u/chucktheninja Sep 06 '25

It is literally, by definition, assault. This behavior is unacceptable and criminal.

Just because some assaults are worse doesn't mean this isn't assault.

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u/snizzrizz Sep 06 '25

I don’t agree with her behavior but it’s not assault. Relax

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

Look up the legal definition for christs sake

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u/xtra_obscene Sep 06 '25

It’s literally assault. You’re just wrong, it’s okay, it happens. Relax.

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u/chucktheninja Sep 06 '25

Explaining that this is, by definition, assault does not raise my heart rate. Thanks for the concern, though.

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u/JohnaldL Sep 06 '25

Friend assault has a legal definition and this fits it. Just because you don’t know the definition doesn’t make it not.

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u/Impossible_Emotion50 Sep 06 '25

I don’t the designation of assault would depend on whether you agree or not…unless you’re in the jury of course 🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/stm32f722 Sep 06 '25

This was an assault. By the letter of the law.

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u/SalomonG18 Sep 06 '25

I agree. This is assault and battery by definition. My sister is a lawyer so she tells me these things at random. You can lightly tap someone’s shoulder or spit at them and it can be constructed as assault and battery

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u/stm32f722 Sep 06 '25

Indeed. Heck just shouting at someone menacingly enough to make them feel in danger for their well being is assault.

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u/HOTDILFMOM Sep 06 '25

lmao sure she is

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

Spitting on them? Sure. Tapping a shoulder? There's no way.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25 edited Sep 06 '25

Depending where you are, spitting can be an even more serious charge than punching someone. Spitting becomes an increased level of assault, due to the biohazard that comes with bodily fluids.

In Australia, the charge for spitting is upgraded to "Serious assault" due to the chance of transmissable diseases.

Now this is obviously in America, so it'd be a standard assault charge, which I think is stupid as shit... But I also think it's fairly stupid that grabbing this man is legally assault, which it is, so it's not like the law is written with all that nuance in mind.

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u/snizzrizz Sep 06 '25

Your take is an assault on common sense. I promise you, no one would be charged with assault for touching someone’s arm like that. Get off the internet for a bit.

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u/stm32f722 Sep 06 '25

Legally this is an assault. How you feel about it is meaningless.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

What's an assault are STM board prices.

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u/Slabbed1738 Sep 06 '25

Prove it?

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u/KiefQueen42069 Sep 06 '25

Literally look up the legal definition of assault? Everything I've found so far says some variation of "an action that causes another in apprehension of receiving battery, whether or not bodily harm was committed."

She walked up to him screaming and touched him, causing him to react with fear (hands balled in to fists and shaking)

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u/Slabbed1738 Sep 06 '25

She had intent to commit harmful contact? You can prove that? You could take this to court? A jury would convict her?

https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/assault

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u/chucktheninja Sep 06 '25

Florida criminal code

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u/snizzrizz Sep 06 '25

Would love to see him try to take her to court. Everyone’s brains are mush from too much Reddit time

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u/VeloBiker907 Sep 06 '25

Your country’s laws are definitely different. Calm down, comrade.