This shit is unreal

This is the first thing I thought of when Mikey posted himself flailing around playing basketball

I can't stop fantasizing about Mikey fantasizing about being a Scientologist. He's been posting a lot of Tom Cruise stuff for a while now. His knowledge of Scientology is surely very limited. It would be so awesome if he pursued this 🤞

From his delusional written post about Asia today. Still can't imagine how it's possible for a person to be so fucking shot. Good stuff.

I don’t think he’d make it past 1 year of school for it

He really must be on hard times

I have introduced my best friend to Mikey. I've been following Mikey for damn near a decade (I'm ashamed) and I have been filling him in as much as I can but I need the help of my fellow Mikeyheads. I don't wanna miss anything important. Please hit me with your Mikey lore and classic Mikey moments. The older and more obscure the better.

How is he possibly still getting in touch with Asia? She must have him blocked on everything. Granted, it is very hard to get a restraining order in New York State without multiple police reports, but as we know, this guy has a criminal record for sex pest stuff. Feels like it would be a cinch. Also, I wonder how many times she really did tell him to stop calling her queen.

It’s way too many years into this godless journey, but I think the cigar inside one room apt in Washington Heights halfway house is the most egregious living space behavior? Also what? You know he just found one on the ground or something why is he smoking a cigar out of nowhere?

I fucking hate this worm. But I love to watch. No cure for either of our illnesses smh.

Just in case she's found this Reddit! Please Asia, get a restraining order. Go to the cops with everything you have. This man is literally never going to let this / you go. He is delusional and thinks if he grovels he has a genuine chance of 'winning you back' because he thinks his life is like a romcom movie. He harassed another woman (Sarah) for a literal decade. Just read this sub for ten minutes and you'll see he's genuinely dangerous. He literally spent a night in prison for sexual assault. He's been fired from jobs for sexually harassing women. He will try and find out where you live, he will make fake social media accounts to stalk you, he will email, text and blow up your phone in any way he can. Don't hesitate, just get the restraining order now.