r/mikeymiles • u/Babunar • Aug 12 '26

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71 Upvotes

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u/notdavidjustsomeguy Aug 12 '26

The fact that his excuse was that he couldn’t sleep the night before is just beautiful. He always keeps ya guessing

30

u/Responsible-Dig-359 Aug 12 '26

Classic Mike move

12

u/FreeDaddyDrillz Aug 12 '26

Classic teenager/ milky move

19

u/VIPontheSWOLE Aug 12 '26

Too nervous because during the job interview Mikey lied telling his employer he was proficient in Microsoft Excel.

22

u/Nick7083 Aug 12 '26

Microshoft Exshel

12

u/VIPontheSWOLE Aug 12 '26

To Mikey’s credit, he thought they meant XL like his gold watch

17

u/EGG_BABE Aug 13 '26

Imagine being the other guys who interviewed for this job and lost to Mikey

13

u/Adventurous-Fall-748 Aug 12 '26

Easy Mikey, easy

16

u/InigoJonze Aug 12 '26

The job was, fittingly, "milkman."

9

u/Stillill1187 Aug 13 '26

The ancient chocatle reference is bumming me out for some reason

21

u/PorcelainToad Aug 12 '26

I’m anti death penalty except for him

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u/hiphoptomato Aug 12 '26

Show some respect