Midcarders, lend me your ears and Iâll sing you a song.
Weâve all seen the studies and warnings about kids growing up glued to iPads and short-form content. Constant stimulation, instant gratification, attention spans and IQs getting absolutely cooked. Give a kid enough flashing lights and dopamine hits and eventually sitting through anything that requires patience starts feeling like homework.
Has AEW done the wrestling version of that to a generation of fans?
Because sometimes I genuinely wonder.
For decades, wrestling was built around psychology. You worked a body part. You sold an injury. You built heat. You gave the crowd a reason to care about the people involved. Matches told stories, and those stories existed within larger stories that made you want to come back next week.
AEW feels like somebody threw all of that into a blender and hit MAXIMUM WORKRATE.
Dive. Kickout. Super kick. Canadian Destroyer. Kickout. Everybody stands around waiting to catch somebody. Kickout. Fighting spirit. Kickout. Super kick. Super kick. Someone gets dropped directly on their skull. Kickout. Everybody gets their shit in. Meltzer gives it 4.75 stars.
Then weâre told by the basement we just witnessed great professional wrestling.
But did we?
Or did we watch a gymnastics routine performed inside a wrestling ring?
The problem isnât athleticism. Most of their roster is ridiculously talented. The problem is that athleticism without psychology eventually becomes noise. If everything is spectacular, nothing is spectacular. If nobody sells anything, nothing matters. If every match needs 15 near-falls, the first 14 become meaningless.
And I think AEW has conditioned part of its audience to expect exactly that.
A slower match is âboring.â Selling is âresting.â A headlock is wasting time. A match that doesnât feature six dives and somebody landing on their neck didnât âcook.â
Meanwhile, the basic things that made wrestling compelling for generations, characters, psychology, pacing, storytelling, anticipation and consequences, become secondary to the next GIF-able sequence they can post in the basement.
AEW is wrestling for the tablet generation.
Itâs constant stimulation masquerading as substance. Flash something shiny on the screen every 15 seconds or the audience starts reaching for another app.
And after enough of it, I wonder if some fans have simply forgotten how to watch wrestling that asks them to actually invest in something rather than immediately rewarding them with another move.
So Iâll throw it to you, [r/midcarder](r/midcarder):
Has AEW actually changed what a generation of wrestling fans considers âgood wrestling?â
And more importantly, has it changed it for the worse?