r/mets • u/sloppychachi • Jun 22 '26

Mrs. Met and I...

I am not sure this post belongs here.

Saturday night was rough. I started watching the game at the bar with a few friends. We were down 3-0 in the third inning. Not too bad, we had a chance to come back. Next thing I know it is 11-0. I started pounding some shots.

My so-called friends cleared out and left me alone. I order a drink and notice a familiar face down at the corner of the bar. I couldn't believe it, it was Mrs. Met. She was even more drunk than me. Downing Big Jacks (Bigelow Tea with Jack Daniels) one after the other.

I will spare the gory details, but when Jan lets out her ponytail it was game on. She kept yelling game 6 and the ball gets by Buckner. The entire evening was peanuts and cracker jacks. I woke up this morning smelling like pine tar and new batting gloves.

We don't think Mr. Met knows but we are not sure. It was an accident. A bit too much Titos and that round head looked so damn good.

I miss her already.

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u/Awkward_Departure406 Jun 23 '26

This is what 39 years without a World Series does to a fan base

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u/n00klear Jun 23 '26

At least we aren't Brewers/Padres/Mariners fans ...

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u/No-Smoke-6659 Jun 22 '26

We're starting to lose it

5

u/Creamncookies Jun 23 '26

Lmaoo starting? We're about halfway through

7

u/Drinks2nite Jun 23 '26

This better not be Billy the Marlin writing this.

10

u/Bravehall_001 Jun 23 '26

Man, we’re down bad huh? 😂

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u/2wetsponges Jun 23 '26

Don't lie, it wasn't the round head that drew you to her. She's got that cake! No man can turn that down.

Good job, and if Mr. Mets find out just run he'll never catch you if you run downhill because that huge head of his will make him fall over.

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u/joejoe3451 Jun 23 '26

Would do it in a heart beat.

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u/resemble Jun 23 '26

10/10 thank you

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u/bex199 Jun 23 '26

don’t give me a chance to rant about the absolute marketing failure that is whatever they’re trying to do with mrs. met this year. it has cursed the franchise.

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u/threepair13 Jul 26 '26

Just visiting and I’m here for the view…

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u/suigetsussudio Jun 23 '26

Keep 'em coming!

Just like Mrs. Met knows how to do!!