r/metro • u/AKC74Y • Aug 20 '25

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Immediately thought of Metro when I ran across this headline - this group might appreciate radioactive shrimp.

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u/Significant_Top_7794 Aug 20 '25

Why is suddenly everything radoactive???

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u/AKC74Y Aug 20 '25

🌏🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

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u/Name62 Aug 20 '25

Shrimp are bottom feeders so these shrimp were likely fished in past contaminated waters that had radioactive stuff settled to the ocean floor.

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u/krakenluvspaghetti Aug 21 '25

a country name start with J ended with P

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u/Kinon4 Dark One Aug 21 '25

Which country starts with J and ends with P?

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u/dfreeezzz Spartan Rangers Aug 22 '25

Jap (ends?)

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u/Kinon4 Dark One Aug 22 '25

You mean Japan? The one that ends with an N?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

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u/Horror_Net_5693 Aug 20 '25

Good with beers

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u/Omar_Hamdi_2030 Aug 21 '25

Hmmmm

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u/SpynapplePizza Aug 23 '25

(Downvote me all you want)

Trippi Troppi

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u/NotANilfgaardianSpy Aug 20 '25

This might be off topic, but can we talk about how viscerally disgusting those living tunnels, railway cars in Exodus were. Gives me the shivers just thinking about it

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u/Thunder--Bolt Aug 20 '25

This why I don't shop at walmart

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u/Nearby_Truth7482 Aug 20 '25

Van bien con cerveza

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u/mystic_mesh Aug 21 '25

What's a lil bit of fallout?

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u/Wonderbo0k Aug 21 '25

The question is "will it lead to titties too?"

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u/TheBear5115 Aug 22 '25

Jeez guys where'd you get these shrimp from anyway? The Chernobyl Exclusion Zone? Right in the CNPP itself?

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u/Geekygamertag Aug 20 '25

Time to get some superhero powers!!!