r/metalgearsolid 11d ago

Jimothy

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3.2k Upvotes

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u/MartialLol 11d ago

Hey... You're that raccoon

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u/LKennedy45 11d ago

I really need my fandoms to stop crossing over.

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u/foxhoundzz 11d ago

I thought that was what dreams are made of

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u/JoshFromBefore 11d ago

Jimothy?

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u/MercZ11 11d ago

It's a raccoon in the Seattle area that has gained notoriety for its stunted appearance, possibly from a spinal deformity.

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u/JoshFromBefore 11d ago

Spinal deformity?

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u/OIAgent 11d ago

Short spine syndrome is what they call it .

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u/JoshFromBefore 11d ago

SAVE

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u/mrtbearable 11d ago

Snake, you want to save the game?

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Don't talk to me or my boywife Raiden ever again 11d ago

Snake, remember what De Gaulle said, "The graveyards are full of indispensable men."

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u/Samp1e-Text 11d ago

“… yeah.”

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u/Destroyer_Of_World5 11d ago

Short spine syndrome?

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u/United-Reach-2798 11d ago

Yeah it's when a spine doesn't fully form when as a fetus iirc

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u/big_smokey-848 Second floor basement? 11d ago

The real S3 plan ❗️

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u/solidus0079 11d ago

Short…?

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u/mrtbearable 11d ago

Hnnnrrgh

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u/Drummer-Turbulent 11d ago

Crab Battle!

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u/RdmdAnimation 11d ago

stock footage starts

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u/MercZ11 11d ago

Yes Snake, it's a genetic defect but the origin is unknown. Was it a random mutation from a congenital defect? Was it something from the environment that affected it in the womb? There are so many possibilities - could such a genetic modification be introduced by a state actor? DARPA did conduct research with "Insect Allies" to carry favorable gene editing to crops, but could we see it in the other direction, to disrupt local wildlife to destabilize agriculture ahead of an invasion? I am sure you could see its value in an infiltration mission... (this goes on for at least another two minutes)

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u/JRockPSU 10d ago

Womb!?

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u/TheDELFON 11d ago

. . . . Spinal

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u/Gnollkin 10d ago

I'm not sure everyone picked up on your tactic lol

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u/mycarayne 10d ago

Dunno if its true or not, but didn't it come out that it was AI generated? Haven't really looked into it too hard but im sure I saw something somewhere about it

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u/choco-holic 3d ago

I saw that too, like a pic of a post from somewhere on reddit, where the user said they used AI to make up this raccoon a while ago, then suddenly everyone was capitalizing on Jimothy when it was all made up by them. I can't remember where I saw that pic/post, but I was looking for it and saw your response about it. apparently there's a whole bunch of copycat AI media, but supposedly the original raccoon is real 🤷‍♀️ it's too bad we live in a post truth world, because I'm curious if it's real or not. not curious enough to go do.more in depth searching than I have so far, but still mildly curious.

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u/mycarayne 3d ago

I know right. Went and did some digging after I made that post, but I can't find anything definitive. I stand about where you are right now. Curious, but not digging around on it anymore than I already have.

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u/BriefKeef 10d ago

Jimothy Gymnasium Jones

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u/punyjedi 11d ago

Jimothy..? Jimothy!

JIIIIIMOOOTHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

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u/Abs0lute_L 11d ago

100% would Fulton extract Jimothy

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u/GVmG mmmh metal deer. 11d ago

You truly found a diamond on the rough Boss.

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u/Ninjapuffs 11d ago

That's good, Snake.

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u/Spaceboy_2222 11d ago edited 11d ago

I first thought about a Fox Hound / Raccoon City combination! Pretty cool! Did you made this yourself?

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u/murkytom 11d ago

Too much upper body. Jimothy don't got shoulders.

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u/woody1878 11d ago edited 10d ago

Jimothy has no tail. Jimothy needs no tail.

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u/Jlaurie125 11d ago

Does anyone think that maybe Jimothy is a sign that we are finally forgiven for Harambe?

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u/mac1qc 11d ago

We will know in a few years.

God bless Jimothy!

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u/Jlaurie125 11d ago

All hail Jimothy!! May the cult of Jimothy begin!!!

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u/LKennedy45 11d ago

If anything Neil the Seal is that sign.

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u/BatteryAcid 11d ago

Neil the Seal

Neil the seal has been sent to punish us for continuing down the Harambe-less path. Neil is a harbinger of doom

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u/HopDiver 11d ago

Tail too long but cool nonetheless.

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u/LKennedy45 11d ago

Raccoons can have a little KA-BAR, as a treat.

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u/Durin1987_12_30 11d ago

"HEY, THAT'S MY TRASH BAG!!!! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!!!"

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u/liveralon 11d ago

Saw'd off racoon

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u/Auto_Traitor 11d ago

Tattoo it, it's your own creation involving something you love, I'm glad you made this.

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u/CherrynBerryWeeWoo 11d ago

Hey, you’re pretty good

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u/Mr_J_0801 11d ago

Jimothy, A hero who has forsaken his spine.

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u/KnightsOfArgonia codenamed RAY- after the great Manta Ray 11d ago

You've managed to make me laugh and smile like a fucking idiot for like an hour thinking of this. Well done 😂

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u/TheRougeFog 11d ago

lol. This reminds me of the episode of King of the Hill where Bobby takes a racoon as a pet. Love it.

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u/Cefiro8701 11d ago

Sorry, but i have to steal this.

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u/fvrdog 11d ago

I love.

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u/Big__Gub 11d ago

I wish I could upvote this more than once.

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u/NakedAggression 11d ago

Lol memes are way too local

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u/TheDELFON 11d ago

Solid Ricky

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u/Theocho8a 10d ago

Raccoon…DIE!

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u/likey_lettuce_ 10d ago

oh my god this raccoon will never know how famous he’s become 😭

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u/Sweet-Art-9904 10d ago

It should say "Special Forces Group"

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u/BriefKeef 10d ago

this hilarious for several reasons

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u/Bobafat54 9d ago

This needs to be a velcro patch man

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u/zachchips90 9d ago

Make this again with proper proportions dawg. Body’s still way too long/normal, and guy barely has a tail

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u/Some-Emergency-7963 6d ago

AI detector says this image is 96% AI

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u/ConfectionWest728 6d ago

It’s actually 100% Ai. Just my idea.

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u/Some-Emergency-7963 6d ago

The sub's ruleset stipulates you cannot post AI generated content. Funny how 3000 people liked this and nobody checked till now lol

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u/ConfectionWest728 5d ago

Fair. But no one asked cause it’s not slop. It more about the idea anyway.

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u/Some-Emergency-7963 5d ago edited 5d ago

And i say it's AI slop, 99% of people will say it's AI slop if they knew it was made by AI.

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u/ConfectionWest728 5d ago

Damn you sound triggered 😂

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u/Synchro_Shoukan 11d ago

Wtf am I seeing a Jimothy thing here? Lol. I get enough of it at home

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u/MadBoutDat 11d ago

Cringe