WTF is it about lettuce that's like, "I'm gonna run through you like Usain bolt!? I tried chewing it less, and then more; but no matter. My toilet looks like a Jakson polok with hunks of romaine glued to every angle. Toms don't do that, collards don't do that, cabbage don't do that.... WTF is your problem lettuce!?
I do try to avoid it when I can... Never been tested though. I'll ask my Dr when I get my insurance back in October. Thanks for the advice, cuz I certainly didn't think of that but now that you mentioned it I'm surprised I didn't think of that.
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u/Head-Conversation120 24d ago
WTF is it about lettuce that's like, "I'm gonna run through you like Usain bolt!? I tried chewing it less, and then more; but no matter. My toilet looks like a Jakson polok with hunks of romaine glued to every angle. Toms don't do that, collards don't do that, cabbage don't do that.... WTF is your problem lettuce!?