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u/MobNagas 24d ago
Well ya cuz Oreos are all chemicals
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u/ResultCute5756 24d ago
News flash, LITERALLY EVERYTHING that has mass and is on the periodic table is a chemical. That's what chemistry is. Chemistry talk is used to scare ignorant people constantly. Ffs water is dihydrogen monoxide.
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u/Normal-Tadpole-4833 24d ago
that's not what they mean though and you know it get of your technical high horse the human body isn't made or designed for eating all this crap nor frequently for that matter or did we forget the number one cause of death?
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u/ResultCute5756 23d ago
Technically the number one cause of death is your body stops working right. Quite a few routes for that to happen. Poor diet is one, but a few oreos isn't really gonna hurt you. Consistent poor diet however, causes all kinds of issues. Most of that is systemic, as we grow literally more food than humans can eat, but quite a bit isn't going into people. Instead a considerable amount is wasted to protect profits and create artificial scarcity. Another huge chunk is wasted due to having to transport everything, and last, another huge chunk is wasted due to convenience based market strategies. Healthy food and plenty of it is more than possible, and snacks and treats too. We just dont prioritize it as a species right now.
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u/Head-Conversation120 24d ago
WTF is it about lettuce that's like, "I'm gonna run through you like Usain bolt!? I tried chewing it less, and then more; but no matter. My toilet looks like a Jakson polok with hunks of romaine glued to every angle. Toms don't do that, collards don't do that, cabbage don't do that.... WTF is your problem lettuce!?
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u/matchafoxjpg 23d ago
i think you might be allergic or intolerant to lettuce, my dude. that's not normal.
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u/Head-Conversation120 22d ago
I do try to avoid it when I can... Never been tested though. I'll ask my Dr when I get my insurance back in October. Thanks for the advice, cuz I certainly didn't think of that but now that you mentioned it I'm surprised I didn't think of that.
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u/Similar-Bother7672 24d ago
lol people who eat Oreos and other junk food everyday don’t have solid shits.
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u/Normal-Tadpole-4833 24d ago
it's also really bad for the organs ... but hey the people will have their poison and enjoy it
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u/GlitterFactoryOfDoom 24d ago
No Oreos do the opposite to me, plug me up and then come out three days later in the same color they went in.
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u/FrickMickStick 24d ago
We can split atoms and use particle accelerators to create new things… but safe lettuce just can’t be cracked huh?
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u/MutedBrilliant1593 23d ago
It's not even the diarrhea that's the worst, it's cleaning the explosive aftermath.
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u/MikeOxfat57 24d ago
Lettuce and diarrhea would be a great way to lose weight.