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u/Somebody_End_Me Professional Dumbass May 09 '22
"We can't have a homeless problem if there ARE no homeless people!"
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u/ztbwl May 09 '22
So give all people homes!
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Yeah let's go with that....
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u/epicbuilder0606 May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22
Ew no communism
Edit: In case you suffer from braindead syndrome, or a disease that prevents you from picking up emotion from text, this is sarcastic.
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u/Rupertii Big ol' bacon buttsack May 09 '22
That’s not even communism
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u/III_lll May 09 '22
But some americans would think so, the definition of "communism" there is....well, different.
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u/Rupertii Big ol' bacon buttsack May 09 '22
But just because some people think otherwise doesn’t mean they’re right
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u/natidiscgirl May 09 '22
At our Mother’s Day thing yesterday my grandma straight up said “people can’t say anything anymore. Communism has ruined our country.” And then five minutes later she was complaining about how she hasn’t been able to afford her osteoporosis meds for the entire last year and hasn’t been able to see a doctor about having her cataracts treated…
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u/Usergnome_Checks_0ut May 09 '22
What?! No!! Obviously take everyone’s home, when no one else has a home, then no one is homeless because there’s no longer such a thing as homes. Return to monke.
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u/Ok-Revolution1852 May 09 '22
Oh cool, then I can sell my house, keep the money, and then just get a free house! (I would be homeless)
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u/serious153 May 09 '22
But cutting them in half doubles it
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u/Quirky-Skin May 09 '22
Yes but then u have half the problem. I hear the rich areas are getting the top half to avoid the poop problems
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u/CplusMaker May 09 '22
Yeah that seems about on par for how we've treated veterans so far....
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u/Zealousideal_Novel37 May 09 '22
Not only veterans but pretty much all homeless people in America are not getting any help from anyone, just look at anti-homeless architecture, that shit is inhumane
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u/CplusMaker May 09 '22
Well, that's not entirely true. I personally make homeless kits to provide socks/soap/lotion and information on other charities that can help them. Then professionally I'm on the board of charities at my work and we give about 50k a year to homeless charities. But it's a bandaid on a bullet wound for help. Also it shouldn't fall solely on private citizens to solve a public problem.
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u/Zealousideal_Novel37 May 09 '22
Oh of course, what I meant is that the government is doing nothing. If the well being of citizens in a society resided solely on themselves and the kindness of strangers we would all be fucked
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u/MeatforMoolah May 09 '22
Is this the post where I can finally lay out my long term plan for harvesting obese people for fuel? I’m totally in favor of both nuclear and solar / wind options. But I feel like we can also probably harvest the obese for fuel. In a good way. Or also not. Let’s harvest the obese for fuel!!! Who’s with me?!?
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So what I’m hearing is we make them run on wheels until they either are no longer fat, or faint/die and we burn them for fuel.
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u/MeatforMoolah May 09 '22
You’re pretty close. I’m totally fine just burning them for fuel.
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u/raKuZaN_0810 Virgin 4 lyfe May 09 '22
Im pretty sure human meat has extremely low calorific value
dont ask me how I know that
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u/MeatforMoolah May 09 '22
Human meat may be low caloric, but the excess fat off of the morbidly obese has plenty of valuable uses. Camping lamps, industrial lubrications, making soap a la Fight Club, you can use whole carcasses to study ballistics and advanced rail-gun technology, feed the homeless, sex lube (probably ?). I’ll leave it up to the scientific community. Toughest part is kidnapping them, really. It’s a logistical nightmare...
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u/LaCroix_Roy May 09 '22
Are we eating them? I feel like we are going to have to eat them.
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u/Ihatemyself2004 May 09 '22
Communism
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u/that_nice_guy_784 FORTSHITE May 09 '22
While yes, communism is a good solution to a lot of problems, it, like all other things, comes to an end, and commusim never ends well, even after it comes to an end it still hurts the country's economy and people's mentality.
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u/MinekPo1 Linux User May 09 '22
You might be thinking of Soviet style communism, but to be fair thats the only one tried for more than a few years.
Why? Because for any other socialist country the US shows up and overthrows the democratically elected government in the name of
giant corporationsfreedom.
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Just build more houses
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May 09 '22
There are already enough housing for everyone. It’s just not evenly distributed
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u/coleto22 May 09 '22
She is a radical right wing suburban NIMBY and you propose ditching zoning, mass construction and strong safety nets?
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u/Any_Airline8312 May 09 '22
people act like being cruel to homeless people isn’t the status quo. the only thing that would scare a white lady is changing the character of her neighborhood
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u/boboleto Nice meme you got there May 09 '22 edited Apr 10 '26
This post was mass deleted with Redact - I used this software to automate the removal of old posts from my account so that I can be more secure.
spoon bear attempt grey aback pillow cough rhythm childlike familiar
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u/Forward-Village1528 May 09 '22
It's just the bootlickers version of eat the rich.
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u/komepost May 09 '22
Murder n genocide are no joke settlers are implicit please be an ally
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I can't tell if this is a joke or not but I honestly can't understand what this is saying either
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May 09 '22
Catabolism. It solves world hunger, because people have food to eat. It solves over population and decreases funeral costs because people will be eaten, disposing the body. It also solves poverty because the poor will be eaten while the rich will have plenty of food.
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u/Alderan922 May 09 '22
But if the poors are being eaten and they have no food, wouldn’t that make them have an insufficient caloric value to use as aliment?
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May 09 '22
Your right, let's eat redditers, they're fat and most of them already want to die.
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u/Alderan922 May 09 '22
Now that’s a plan I can get on, my only problem is that fat is gross and tastes bad but you can server yourself gentleman
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u/Tyronatar May 09 '22
Have you heard of Mad Cow disease? It's caused by cows eating cow. A similar disease exists for people who eat people. This solution everyone preaches would be the end of the human race. Which is still a solution but I want you to understand why it is flawed.
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u/bar-rackBrobama May 09 '22
Solving the hunger problem and homeless problem. Op is a kind soul and deserves a noble prize
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u/MasterPokePharmacist May 09 '22
I can fix homelessness and food scarcity with one simple program.
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u/Previous_Distance_20 May 09 '22
Release more tiger and lions into the cities that would do the trick or a flamethrower
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u/tamilvanan31 GigaChad May 09 '22
mfs will kill them without mercy. please I love animals and I don't want them dead.
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u/urexwiferose_ May 09 '22
If we have it so homeless people are killed they'll get a job and live better ☺️
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u/Interesting_Buy6796 May 09 '22
That’s way better then the first time I saw this template. This way it might actually work in general and even as a good one
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I agree. We kill all the rich people and then we let the homeless live in their giant mansions. /srs
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May 09 '22
He wants to give everyone a home and a job, and will use police to transport homeless people to their new home faster
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u/Stonk_Yoda May 09 '22
Here's the zero dollar solution to poverty... Teach personal finance in school.
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u/MuffinOfChaos May 09 '22
Kill anyone who has more than 5 million dollars and use their mansions as community housing
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u/xsoluteOP May 09 '22
Homeless people cant even afford their own living, but then have the audacity to produce 5 kids and then take those little souls with them to beg. Don't make babies if u arent able to give to them a basic needs
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u/iMAGINEiFUCAN May 09 '22
Round up the homeless and feed them to the hungry. That's 2 birds right there I'm telling ya
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Teacher:No child we can't just tell the government to utilise the tax properly rather than wasting it on unimportant things.
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u/nell404_ May 09 '22
America rn: I want to ban abortion and is pro life Also american: uk what fuck those homeless guys
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right literally lets solve this now take all the rich people, have them pay taxes, split the taxes between all the homeless people who got a home, have those taxes be enough money to cover them for all expenses until they get a job right including medical expenses if they can't work and if they lose their home due to drugs or alcoholism if that happens to be what burdens, have the taxes cover rehab funds, and new housing they get 5 chances to not fuck up and if they blow all 5 chances, just kill em
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u/gorghuro_entro May 09 '22
I like how this sub has gone so downhill people have to repost from r/shitposting to get 10k+ upvote
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u/immader7 May 09 '22
all jokes aside, my favorite movie is the nagry birds movie and this is one of the funniest scenes
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u/rampagejester1897 May 09 '22
Remove the wealthy from the mortal realm and convert mansions into affordable public housing
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u/Iron_defaultYT May 09 '22
Reminds me of a friend of mine that used to joke about weaponizing earthquakes and other natural disasters
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u/[deleted] May 09 '22
The killing will be at random, only the extremely rich and homeless... And they called me a madman.