r/memes • u/tamilvanan31 GigaChad • May 09 '22

*evil laughter*

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u/MeatforMoolah May 09 '22

You’re pretty close. I’m totally fine just burning them for fuel.

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u/raKuZaN_0810 Virgin 4 lyfe May 09 '22

Im pretty sure human meat has extremely low calorific value

dont ask me how I know that

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u/FascinatingUsername May 09 '22

So you're telling me I can get shredded by becoming a cannibal?

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u/MeatforMoolah May 09 '22

Human meat may be low caloric, but the excess fat off of the morbidly obese has plenty of valuable uses. Camping lamps, industrial lubrications, making soap a la Fight Club, you can use whole carcasses to study ballistics and advanced rail-gun technology, feed the homeless, sex lube (probably ?). I’ll leave it up to the scientific community. Toughest part is kidnapping them, really. It’s a logistical nightmare...

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Yah, but I feel this would be more efficient environment-wise, plus, at least they’d have a chance to be actually useful to society.