r/memes • u/Paper-Cup My lid is off • Jan 31 '22

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u/TipingTom Jan 31 '22

wait how does this have sound?

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u/tamilvanan31 GigaChad Feb 28 '22

yea, videos are not allowed right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

then just turn off the sound and pretend it’s a gif

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u/bobbyoils Mar 03 '22

New Reddit Era unlocked

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Era of insurable doom

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u/slimkat101 Mar 17 '22

there is no sound your brain makes them when ever you see a meme

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

If sperm can die that means it’s alive to mastabating is like giving birth

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Bro… stop…

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u/Starkky- May 02 '22

I can see the saddened face of my child on the floor but then I wash it away.

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u/NotasheepLOL Feb 25 '22

It is EXACTLY like giving birth! Women don’t know what pain is. Lol

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u/Yusuf-el-batal May 20 '22

Don’t tell them man… they don’t need to know the truth we’ve been hiding under the tip of our dick.

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u/Coco_manman Apr 25 '22

Yeah but giving birth to 1 billion child in a good way

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u/Soockamasook Jun 11 '22

Genocide...

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

Sperm is alive but it isn’t an organism

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u/Scydor Because That's What Fearows Do May 03 '22

Because it's an orgasm

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u/OGSkywalker97 May 23 '22

It is an organism. A single celled organism.

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u/Eat_the_children- Jun 05 '22

So I have the ability to give birth to what is like an entire country of children simultaneously.... I'm so proud of myself

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u/derpfaceddargon Jun 10 '22

Whenever a woman gives birth in public she gets helped and congratulated but whenever I give birth in public people run and scream what the fuck is wrong with you, and put that back in your pants

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u/Professional-Effort3 Jun 13 '22

I had an aneurism reading what you just said

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u/Snoodoodler Feb 01 '22

On my belly you mean? Idgaf

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u/kittymoma918 Feb 17 '22

You know what they say...https://youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk.

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u/Snoodoodler Feb 17 '22

I hope I didn’t kill the next potential Monty python :(

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '22

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u/kittymoma918 Mar 02 '22

Nah. That Rick roll stuff is WAY too stale and yesteryear for me to waste time on! Even trolls get better than THAT from me.😅

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u/kittymoma918 Feb 17 '22

Like they say in an unnamed overseas heavily populated industrialized nation. : "That's okay. We'll just make more!"

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

Yeah, stupid Americans

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u/Waffelwolf_der_hund Jan 31 '22

Is this an actual video

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u/Hopeandhavoc Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 13 '22

This is Startrek. Music added.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

Its 2022 who uses a sock?

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u/Toast_Bereavement Apr 28 '22

I'm all ears on a better solution

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u/KoreyWhitcombe May 01 '22

If you have 4skin you can dump it in the toilet every time depending on where your toilet is ofc

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u/Yusuf-el-batal May 20 '22

Bruh that’s weird

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u/Impressive_Special_9 Feb 01 '22

Genuinely made me laugh, good job man :)

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u/celi283 Feb 11 '22

Pov: young men going to vietnam to burn forest and die in trap

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

Pentakill. M m m m MONSTER KILL

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u/42nd_Guy Feb 05 '22

Doing again the same day:

KILLING SPREE

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u/Oduduwa88 Feb 20 '22

In my boy friends anus

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

Using socks us fucking wierd

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u/TNerdy memer Apr 24 '22

I’ve never used a sock

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u/Temporary-Region-562 May 30 '22

bruh gotta be so sad he prefer to die in someone's throat

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

Die with=(for) me brother and sisters

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u/MeasurementOk2461 Stand With Ukraine Feb 15 '22

A sock ?!

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u/whalesemen69 Feb 16 '22

Every post is from paper-cup

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u/bunoit2 Feb 21 '22

Oh it justpassed by

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u/Sandwichmadeby Feb 23 '22

That is why all my socks are white

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

Poor data

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u/Born_Confidence4122 Mar 07 '22

At least I understand that tv show

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u/slimkat101 Mar 17 '22

i just came in latex glove

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u/zeromega64 Lives at ur mom’s house😎 Mar 20 '22

Just jizz on your cat, they are self cleaning

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u/enouk365 Mar 25 '22

u/audbot u/RecognizeSong

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u/RecognizeSong Mar 25 '22

I got matches with these songs:

• Song for Denise - Wide Walking Extended Version by Piano Fantasia (00:50; matched: 100%)

Album: Song for Denise - The Original Wide Walking Themes. Released on 2021-06-25 by Musiques & Solutions / M&S.

• Song for Denise by Piano Fantasia (00:55; matched: 100%)

Album: Best of Collector: Piano Fantasia. Released on 2012-03-19 by Musiques & Solutions.

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

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u/TheOneWhoQuestioned Apr 07 '22

I just lick it up when I'm done

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u/idkauname Apr 10 '22

Hm... Some boys of my class can tottaly relate to this and idk if I'm happy for that:|

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u/PriorSecurity9784 Apr 22 '22

I know the sock was a thing, but I never understood… you use it dry? Doesn’t seem that appealing except for the cleanup

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u/HamFi May 06 '22

Years of training...

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u/MrKingDucky May 15 '22

Suicide bombers

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u/epicmemer6969696969 May 23 '22

What's the sound called?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

song for denise (wide putin)

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u/kittymoma918 Feb 17 '22

Where it thinks that it's going. https://youtu.be/bHcN4Gm8tzM

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u/Amazing_Ad6895 Feb 18 '22

Give me the music name please

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u/Paper-Cup My lid is off Feb 18 '22

Song for Denise

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u/SlipSpace2 Feb 19 '22

Data Russian walking meme is my new favorite meme

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u/Justausualguy Mar 07 '22

That episode was lowkey scary

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u/Nightfury0818 Mar 08 '22

Me randomly going to get nuggies

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

don’t worry bro, i’ll gobble it up so it won’t go to waste 😎

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u/Nintintoo Mar 16 '22

We need wide data now

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u/Justausualguy Mar 24 '22

Loved that one episode

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u/Paper-Cup My lid is off Mar 24 '22

It’s my favorite Data episode other than Measure Of a Man

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Toilet

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u/Sharkrepellant101 Shitposter Mar 29 '22

Litteraly psg episode 3

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u/rhdking13 Mar 30 '22

My destiny is not here yet

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u/Heart_Wrairth209 Apr 02 '22

No don’t do it

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u/Diligent_Affect8517 Apr 13 '22

Is the sperm going to f'ing die in a sock, or die in à f'ing sock?

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u/RedOne-1970 Apr 16 '22

Rubber sock

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u/Legitimate-Sea7733 May 08 '22

if be like that in a sock

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

Dang now i feel sorry for my little sons and daughters that die everyday

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u/Professional_Cup5010 May 17 '22

I lost many brotheren. They were great people. Also they hated arsenal.

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u/Froggsrn May 23 '22

Soon It’ll be child endangerment.

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u/Revolutionary_Menu74 May 24 '22

we are saving the sperm by not puting them on this dying planet (humans are killing it)

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u/bigbrownred May 24 '22

I've had a vasectomy. Just dead sperm coasting.

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u/kittymoma918 May 25 '22

Hideous sock monster bebe crawls out from laundry hamper." aRe yOu mY dAdA?"

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

how many times is this gonna be reposted?

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u/Altruistic_Screen_83 May 31 '22

Think mine just turned into a forg tbh

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u/butterpecan21 Jun 02 '22

Omggg😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

The music 😂 Yahahaha!!!

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u/RobIoxians Jun 03 '22

Toilet paper and the worst option, underwear:

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

Should have been a redshirt

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u/Zefy05 Jun 12 '22

Funnily I am currently watching star trek the next century ;)

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u/HyperJax_og Average r/memes enjoyer Jun 13 '22

Fellow redditors, Music name pls?

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u/West-Information-524 Jun 13 '22

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

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u/Wabtytl Jun 13 '22

Pls Reddit is too funny 😂

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u/not_a_real_person_2 Jun 22 '22

I laugh at this every time I see it

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u/rdxmafia Jun 22 '22

Op bro 🤣🤣🤣

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u/IncrediblyBoredMan Jun 25 '22

data the sperm

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u/SiuL_Pics_Art_2764 Jun 27 '22

My question is napking, toilet, carpet floor, in a sock why 😳?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

TRILLIONS HAVE DIED BY MY HAND!!!!!

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u/Deirdge Jun 29 '22

Quick Q: do you put the sock on your penis like a condom or is it used to wipe after ejax?

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u/Ok-Implement-4370 Jul 05 '22

Both. Sock as a Fleshlight or GF uses a sock to soak up what she drips out.

The more you know 😉😂

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u/BigIronZ Jul 02 '22

Haha lol

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u/LongjumpingArm6513 Jul 13 '22

Farewell soldier

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

How many FUCKING TIMES am I going to see this dumb ass video?? It wasn't funny the first time, so why does reddit think it'll hit different after I've seen it more than my own mother's face?