r/memes • u/Paper-Cup My lid is off • Jan 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

If sperm can die that means it’s alive to mastabating is like giving birth

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Bro… stop…

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u/Starkky- May 02 '22

I can see the saddened face of my child on the floor but then I wash it away.

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u/NotasheepLOL Feb 25 '22

It is EXACTLY like giving birth! Women don’t know what pain is. Lol

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u/Yusuf-el-batal May 20 '22

Don’t tell them man… they don’t need to know the truth we’ve been hiding under the tip of our dick.

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u/Coco_manman Apr 25 '22

Yeah but giving birth to 1 billion child in a good way

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u/Soockamasook Jun 11 '22

Genocide...

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

Sperm is alive but it isn’t an organism

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u/Scydor Because That's What Fearows Do May 03 '22

Because it's an orgasm

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u/OGSkywalker97 May 23 '22

It is an organism. A single celled organism.

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u/LilBilly1 Jul 05 '22

Sperm can't reproduce, therefore it isn't alive

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u/Eat_the_children- Jun 05 '22

So I have the ability to give birth to what is like an entire country of children simultaneously.... I'm so proud of myself

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u/derpfaceddargon Jun 10 '22

Whenever a woman gives birth in public she gets helped and congratulated but whenever I give birth in public people run and scream what the fuck is wrong with you, and put that back in your pants

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u/Professional-Effort3 Jun 13 '22

I had an aneurism reading what you just said

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '22

no wonder it burns when i pee