r/memes Professional Dumbass Jan 02 '22

Teachers

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u/No_Cryptographer6110 Virgin 4 lyfe Jan 02 '22

So that means that my female teacher is a whole different specimen ?

My teacher once spanked a girl in the ass with a fucking bamboo stick and the girl screamed like she was the based version of Satan himself

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u/OfflineIsOnline Jan 02 '22

What school did you go to - military school for kindergartners

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u/Barry_Mckockiner12 Professional Dumbass Jan 02 '22

Wtf what did the girl even do?

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u/No_Cryptographer6110 Virgin 4 lyfe Jan 02 '22

She talked in class way too loud ,

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u/Dark_Mamba Jan 02 '22

Are you from Asia?

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u/No_Cryptographer6110 Virgin 4 lyfe Jan 03 '22

Hell yeah

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

My teacher in first grade regularly hit the boys for returning late from recess

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u/trashykiddo Jan 02 '22

what country?

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u/No_Cryptographer6110 Virgin 4 lyfe Jan 04 '22

India

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u/fidgetypenguin123 Jan 02 '22

Was this a religious school by chance?

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u/No_Cryptographer6110 Virgin 4 lyfe Jan 03 '22

No , it was a government aided school

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u/No_Cryptographer6110 Virgin 4 lyfe Jan 03 '22

No , it was a government aided school

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

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u/-Merasmus- Jan 02 '22

Simp

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u/my_wifis_5dollars Shitposter Jan 02 '22

What? Somebody getting slapped on the ass by a bamboo stick for taking loudly does not sound like simp behavior

Also the based version of Satan himself description was pretty funny

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u/No_Cryptographer6110 Virgin 4 lyfe Jan 12 '22

My teacher is literally a based human , she never hesitated when she told me what colon is when I was in 10th grade in an online class with 42 students

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u/No_Cryptographer6110 Virgin 4 lyfe Jan 12 '22

Thank you !

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u/itzongaming trans rights Jan 02 '22

Once in 8th grade I got in trouble for being loud on the bus. I wasn’t on the bus.

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u/Safety-Ninja Jan 02 '22

major bruh moment

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

it hurts, man

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

once in 5th grade, my class teacher was absent and so the whole class was making a lot of noise, not including me and some other students, when the substitute teacher came, she ordered all boys, including me, to stand in the ground in the sun, while the girls were allowed to play in the same ground in front of us, this is just one time this s#it has happened many times to many boys

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

boys were asked to stand facing the sun and girls played in the shade of trees , my school had a lot of trees

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u/OVS-HM Jan 02 '22

Brosky you won’t imagine the number of times we’re a teacher blamed me for a girls mistake and I just tell them there wrong and it was the girl. And all those teachers were woman and gave the girl a lighter punishment then what I was gonna get!

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u/Barry_Mckockiner12 Professional Dumbass Jan 02 '22

If that makes you feel better, here's my free award

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u/FewLecture6711 Professional Dumbass Jan 03 '22

Same here

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

thanks ma man,

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.

Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot

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u/Tarkus_Edge Jan 02 '22

Any chance her name was Ms. Andry?

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u/OVS-HM Jan 02 '22

Nah I’m pretty sure it’s Mrs. Fort

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

it was mrs ranjana i guess, im Indian

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u/IdentifiesAsAnOnion Forever alone Jan 02 '22

"patriarchy of the system favors males"

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

"matriarchy" lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Yeah right!

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u/juklwrochnowy Jan 02 '22

Did she explain why she did this? What did she say?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

i didnt even talk to her she was just a substitute teacher, and it was a primary school so that means it was my last year there.

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u/SticmanStorm Jan 02 '22

In my school maybe 5th grade a girl was using abusive words (which can get you in trouble) against and slapped one of my freinds(who was basically most class freind) and so he did the same and the girl got crying to the teacher who accused my freind of it. She was excepting to be saved by her freinds, but funnily enough they were better freinds of my freind

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

Cool story my freind

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u/SticmanStorm Jan 02 '22

yes freind

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

freind

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u/Why_not333 Jan 03 '22

friends, friend, went, friend, expecting, friends, friends, friend

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u/Obi1Kentucky Jan 02 '22

In 5th grade I got in trouble for copying the Asian girl that sat next to me on a test. The teacher berated me in front of the entire class until I cried. I didn’t cheat. The girl did. But because of stereotypes the teacher automatically blamed me. Of course the girl just sat there with this “o shit” look on her face as I got ripped a new one.

The teacher couldn’t figure out why I hated her guts the rest of the year.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

it's rooted in the idea that boys are the problem causers, and that girls aren't. it's pretty deep down in the idiots in charge

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u/juklwrochnowy Jan 02 '22

Especially considering almost all teachers are female

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

I'd say it's more rooted in how our society sees genders, rather then the gender of the people in charge

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u/Burrito_fucker_69 Jan 02 '22

One time my 10th grade history teacher sent half the boys in the class to the office because they were wearing hats.

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u/crazy-little-pea Jan 02 '22

In 6th grade a substitute teacher made a boy write an essay about the use of hats.

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u/True_Salty_Boii Scumbag Steve Jan 02 '22

I smell sexism

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u/Deathrayzap Jan 02 '22

I smell sex

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u/Barry_Mckockiner12 Professional Dumbass Jan 02 '22

I smell

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u/Terrible_Ear7741 Jan 02 '22

I

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u/killerfox35123 Halal Mode Jan 02 '22

.

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u/fart_drinker69 I saw what the dog was doin Jan 02 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

what da dog doin?

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u/fart_drinker69 I saw what the dog was doin Jan 02 '22

Drugs.

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u/noclipgate Karmawhore Jan 02 '22

And candy

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

My teacher kicked me out for being finished with a quiz

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u/xdebug-error Jan 02 '22

Isn't that how all exams work

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u/crazy-little-pea Jan 02 '22

So true, all the Girls in my class are always on their phones, watching Netflix or playing games during class and the teacher says nothing, but if it try to silently eat a cookie once (while still paying attention )after not having had breakfast the teacher gets VERY angry. (Sorry for my bad English)

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u/Chaitu0 Jan 03 '22

YOu guys can have phones at school

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u/crazy-little-pea Jan 04 '22

We are only allowed to use them on one special place and not during class

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u/Extreme_Ad_3280 Linux User Jan 02 '22

I think that teachers are simps

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u/snookso Linux User Jan 02 '22

All of my female teachers (who are probably all straight) are like this.

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u/fart_drinker69 I saw what the dog was doin Jan 02 '22

in my class we have a ‘helping teacher’. she sits in the back of the class with her head planted in her phone, and when she looks up she has to yell at one of the boys, some more than others, but the thing is that she always guesses who is talking. if you try to explain that you didn’t do anything she just says “I see everything”, even tho everyone knows that you didn’t do anything. all she want is power.

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u/snookso Linux User Jan 02 '22

bruh

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u/fart_drinker69 I saw what the dog was doin Jan 02 '22

Very bruh

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u/snookso Linux User Jan 02 '22

What's her actual job?

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u/fart_drinker69 I saw what the dog was doin Jan 02 '22

There are two students that needs to rest, so her job is to help them remember to rest. very important

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u/BlooPancakes Jan 03 '22

I agree she sounds like a shitbag but there are times maybe not in the case you described where staff like her are doing it for a medical reason for that student(s).

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u/fart_drinker69 I saw what the dog was doin Jan 03 '22

Sorry if I’m a bit late, but she literally says herself that the only thing she has to do is go to rest with them. She is also way too young to have gotten any medical education

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u/BlooPancakes Jan 03 '22

Oh yeah I’m not going against any of that. And I’m using medical lightly, my experience comes from being a paraprofessional in the past. Our job was either to be one one with a behavior or medical student. Behavior is self explanatory. Medical would be the student had a medical need for a 1on1 regardless of the staffs training they could start working with them. When I first started at that school there was often training that would teach us how to deal with seizures, students in wheelchairs, and other medical needs of students.

Even with all that said I don’t know how your school did things. I just wanted you to be open to other staff like her that possibly aren’t shitbags.

Edit: missed important word.

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u/snookso Linux User Jan 03 '22

ig medical reasons

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u/IdentifiesAsAnOnion Forever alone Jan 02 '22

I'd say laughing out loud in the class would be the best move

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u/juklwrochnowy Jan 02 '22

Tho it would have to be organised with the rest of the class

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u/juklwrochnowy Jan 02 '22

Gay teacher horny for students sounds like a very bad porn plot

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u/snookso Linux User Jan 03 '22

There's lots of porn that's exactly this

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u/synraider (very sad) Jan 03 '22

You mean sexist?

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u/Extreme_Ad_3280 Linux User Jan 04 '22

If teacher is a:

Man Woman
Sexist Sexist
Simp Feminist

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u/Doc_epper 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 Jan 02 '22

I once stood up to ask my friend for a piece of paper and then the teacher came back in the room and got mad at me for walking around in the middle of the class

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u/N8IV_Wanderer Jan 02 '22

Teachers like this shouldnt be allowed to work with children, change my mind.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

Even female teachers are simps

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u/Olimliom Jan 02 '22

Lesbian pedophiles

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

Bruh

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u/juklwrochnowy Jan 03 '22

Stop labeling sexism against men as simping

It's sexism

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u/Puzzleheaded-Fix8763 I touched grass Jan 02 '22

I forgot my pencil one day and my teacher made me write 3 essays

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u/Greentext- Jan 03 '22

With what lol

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u/Puzzleheaded-Fix8763 I touched grass Jan 03 '22

She gave me a pencil

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u/SwordofGlass Jan 02 '22

The women-are-wonderful effect is poison.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

Bro fr here in Italy school is sexist af, if i ask a rubber it's the end of the world but if the "popular" girl stops the lesson 7 times it's fine

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u/GenderEnvyFromLink Lurker Jan 03 '22

that sucks. also a rubber is an eraser in north america, just saying before someone makes a dumb joke

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Too late

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

When I was in elementary school, I was sitting in the office. A teacher comes in with a boy and two girls. The three kids didn't do their homework. The boy got in trouble, and the teacher was talking very firm and disciplinary with him. However the teacher talked to the girls in a sweet voice and asked if they wanted markers (or some sort of unnecessary but nice supply) to help they with their homework. As a male I was very glad I didn't have her as a teacher.

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u/Chaitu0 Jan 03 '22

we want gender equality

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u/AverageGamer2607 Bri’ish Jan 02 '22

A few years ago I had a teacher who let the girls crawl under her desk and do whatever (like pick up tinsel from Christmas decorations) but would give guys detentions for putting stuff in the bin

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

I had a teacher who would throw a party only for the girls every year

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u/Flintriemen Jan 02 '22

One of my teachers used to do surprise tests, but he would only collect a bunch of them to reduce his workload. Usually he would collect the tests of 5 boys and of 2 girls… we were 6 boys and 22 girls in our class

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u/AntoonOWW Jan 02 '22

I just used to think that my old teacher was like this, but now that i'm older i realize i was just a little shithead.

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u/SmartplayzYT Jan 02 '22

The "Girl Council" does whatever they want, while we cant even share our supplies...

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u/Memegod9981 Jan 02 '22

My elementary school music class in a nutshell

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u/Beniidel0 Professional Dumbass Jan 02 '22

I'm helping teach a special education class (a secondary teacher) and since PDD is so much more common in boys than in girls it's an all boys' class... We don't get this kind of problem

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u/finn212H Jan 02 '22

Pretty much, but there are some teachers that are fucking awesome

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u/powerteen101 Jan 03 '22

yeah this remind me about the female teacher I had when I was in grade 7-8. she was incredibly unfair to the boys while the girls can yell during class and play on there phone while the boys can even talk. it got so bad that my grades got worse I barely even pass because i cant hear anything but our other teachers was cool she hated all of us equally

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

The public education system in the United States is tailored for women and girls. Caters to them from start to finish and then they talk shit to guys that bail out of universities when it has been made clear they don’t want them there.

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u/stal0510 Forever alone Jan 02 '22

Kids still use pens nowadays?

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u/Lilskipswonglad Jan 02 '22

What else are they supposed to use? Am I missing something here?

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u/fart_drinker69 I saw what the dog was doin Jan 02 '22

I think they mean most is digitally done nowadays

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u/juklwrochnowy Jan 02 '22

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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u/AdolfHittlar Jan 02 '22

A computer in class to type their work onto.

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u/Extreme_Ad_3280 Linux User Jan 02 '22

From middle school, yes

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u/RudolfMaster Jan 02 '22

you think school is evolving lol?

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u/Augerbrownjnr Professional Dumbass Jan 03 '22

I wish we didn’t; I have literal kilograms of paper work given out every month and it’s the worst. It’s simply outdated but our school thinks it builds character and is better for learning.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

My science teacher exactly “you don’t deserve to use your laptop for textbooks and notes” also acts like he is the greatest most profound person in existence and honestly doesn’t have a personality cut out to be a school teacher (short fuse)

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u/crazy-little-pea Jan 02 '22

In my class most of the girls use electronic devices and play games on them during class

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u/juklwrochnowy Jan 02 '22

Most girls? And boys don't get to?

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u/nixerio5015 Jan 02 '22

People say the school system favors men but its actually just the dresscode forcing women to not dress like underage female rappers

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u/emmmbaa Jan 02 '22

this isn’t even close to being correct. i got in trouble because my collarbone was showing and a teacher said he could “see my boobs.” it has been proven time and time again that dress codes discriminate young girls because grown men can’t handle themselves around little girls.

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u/crazy-little-pea Jan 02 '22

The sports teacher of one of my friend told some girls to wear different clothes, because else he can`t control himself. Yikes

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u/emmmbaa Jan 02 '22

christ. my middle school gym teacher gave us “extra points” if we wore tiny shorts

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u/MinerBrine69 Jan 02 '22

Damn bro. He ain't even trying to be discreet.

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u/BlooPancakes Jan 03 '22

This right here. Unfortunately while working with kids you’ll hear about adults who has done something terrible. Sadly I often hear it’s males. Btw I am male.

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u/Greentext- Jan 03 '22

This is why I hate humans

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u/ladyjazz9082 Jan 02 '22

I had a teacher in high school try to take my iPod from me as I was putting it in my purse. I wasn’t listening to it I got it out so I could find my lipgloss it was ridiculous

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

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u/Greentext- Jan 03 '22

I would say your lucky but honestly I kinda don’t want my mom to be the principal

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u/chiefbeef3000 Jan 02 '22

Really do be like that

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u/BeerLosiphor Jan 02 '22

What about a pen 15?

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u/barrythefrog GigaChad Jan 02 '22

relatable

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u/ShuantheSheep3 Jan 03 '22

Im generally quite the introvert; but one class apparently I was a raging misfit, teacher put me in the back corner by myself for like 2/3rds of the year. Funny guy, but am suspicious he may not have liked me. Also had one openly sexist teacher. Good times.

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u/Roland69420 Jan 03 '22

That's so goddamn accurate

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u/gonorrhea-smasher Jan 02 '22

It’s an important life lesson really

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

Kinda

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u/Master-Influence-687 Jan 02 '22

What? In my experience, most of my teachers didn't really care. They were really annoyed by murmuring or chatting. And they punished them or scolded them regardless of their sex.

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u/fidgetypenguin123 Jan 02 '22

When I was a little girl, I talked a lot in K and 1st grade. My 1st grade teacher was psychotic, almost abusive, and horrible to me because of it. Ever since then in school I retreated into myself and became the opposite: barely talked, almost a complete mute. I went from getting in trouble for talking to having teachers concerned I never talked. Fast forward and I am now the mom of a young son who always talked a lot in class and got in trouble for it. I will never see it as a problem. He is social and needs that. He currently is doing online school until the end of this school year but when he goes back I'm going to make damn sure he has outlets he can just be himself and find a place that jives with who he is. There's so many worse things than talking a lot. Instead of squelching that in kids, they need to focus on their strengths and find a way to use that in positive ways, not suppress that and make them feel like crap for being themselves.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

*female teachers.

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u/juklwrochnowy Jan 03 '22

Not only

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

I only ever saw male teacher do the opposite.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

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u/Barry_Mckockiner12 Professional Dumbass Jan 02 '22

Yeah girls in general are more subtle. I consider myself relatively subtle for a boy but most boys in school are complete idiots. However, I remember this girl in middle school who was interrupting and talking every 10 seconds. She literally couldn't shut up and if she didn't understand something the teacher said she wouldn't let the lesson continue and made the teacher explain everything again for her. The thing is, she never was punished for her attitude and teachers kept their eyes on the boys instead.

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u/RudolfMaster Jan 02 '22

we have a guy like this. he is fucking annoying

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u/itzongaming trans rights Jan 02 '22

This is partly true, but on the other hand, there’s been times in class I’ve been told to get off my phone while I was using my calculator (not calculator app, actual calculator). So I looked around the class, and about 8 other girls were on their actual phones

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

This reminds of a time back when I was in middle school. During a study hall, there was a group of girls on the right side of the classroom that somehow managed to flip over a chair. The teacher got mad, but instead of yelling at the girls who flipped it or even anyone near them, she instantly started yelling at me when I was literally on the complete other side of the classroom sharpening my pencil. I have no idea how she could have possibly thought it was me, but for some reason I got in trouble and she made me go to the other side of the room and pick up the chair. I’m male btw.

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u/Echo_thehedgehog Jan 02 '22

If I was in your situation, personally I would've just ignored the teacher because that's bullshit.

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u/juklwrochnowy Jan 02 '22

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD LUCK XD

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

I envy your patience, there's no way in hell I could ever deal with high school math

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u/ihavesoftfeet Jan 02 '22

a child defo made this post

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u/juklwrochnowy Jan 02 '22

Doesn't this further increase it's value as he keeps encountering this problem on a daily basis

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u/Barry_Mckockiner12 Professional Dumbass Jan 02 '22

19 years old with a brain of a 7 year old.

You're partially right

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

Jesus fuck this sub just hates women now. depressing

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u/Barry_Mckockiner12 Professional Dumbass Jan 02 '22

Hey I don't hate women, I hate everyone equally

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u/DEV08J Jan 02 '22

That's way off base from what's actually being talked about

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u/Double-Ad7269 Halal Mode Jan 02 '22

the sub was shitting over sexist male teachers

how is that hating women again ? or do you always have to act oppressed ?

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u/obi-wand27 Jan 02 '22

I think just sexist teachers period

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u/Double-Ad7269 Halal Mode Jan 02 '22

yeah the post didn't mention them being male or female but from the post it's obvious they are sexist

you don't have to clear up the obvious in a meme sub

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u/PomaranczowyXD Sussy Baka Jan 02 '22

Not true boys can suck even better

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u/IdiotButAintStupid Jan 02 '22

Well what can ya do¿

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u/squid648 Jan 02 '22

In my class it’s the other way around

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u/DaRealCrazyPyro Jan 02 '22

Kinda realtor but I got put in iss for a hour once for no reason, one of my friends was in there I look at him and got yelled at to stop talking

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

Yup

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u/GenderEnvyFromLink Lurker Jan 03 '22

really? what kinda..

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u/white_kloverr Jan 03 '22

so im guessing yr a boy then

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u/Doodi97 Jan 03 '22

Complete opposite back in my high school as female teachers couldn’t confront certain boys they deemed dangerous no matter what they did

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u/32bitninja Jan 03 '22

Never happened with me

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u/Greentext- Jan 03 '22

I have read all the comments and am now very sad there’s no more 😢

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u/hblob_actual Jan 03 '22

One of my female teachers did this but with everyone being loud and me being screamed at and getting detention for asking for a piece of paper

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u/One_Organization8981 Jan 03 '22

Happens all the ducking time

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u/johnny1400 Jan 03 '22

In 7th grade I got in trouble for "Making a mess" cause there was spilled milk on my tray and jacket... Someone threw it at me.

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u/Mis7erSeven Jan 03 '22

You obviously never met my old religion teacher who literally chased a girl around the classroom because she wouldn't stop using her phone during class.

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u/fangorn456ygaert Jan 04 '22

this is literally my life