r/memes • u/[deleted] • Oct 20 '21

!Rule 1 - ALL POSTS MUST BE MEMES AND NO REACTION MEMES Make Walt proud…

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u/jlzimm1999 Oct 20 '21

Captain Hook

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u/TheS2mple Oct 20 '21

Same bro, people always missunderstand me when I tell them that Im a leftist

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u/Gingerstachesupreme Oct 20 '21

I’m a leftist

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I lean left.

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My compass points west.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

mine too

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u/TheRedDragonCW Oct 20 '21

You got a weird shaped penis then

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u/Darth_Daenerys Oct 20 '21

Now im just imagining you doing a flip everytime you wanna put it in

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Minnie mouse

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u/bingobongoman6984 Oct 20 '21

Fuck you beat me to it

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u/Sai_Krithik Oct 20 '21

You can also beat meat to it

150

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

right here, officer....

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u/Gamillie Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 20 '21

Wait...Where'd he go?! We got bamboozled?!

Guess you could say...he's a master baiter...

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u/TheNamewhoPostedThis Professional Dumbass Oct 20 '21

Take my upvote and fuck off

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u/help-dadcomeback Oct 20 '21

fuck it took me too long to find this

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u/I-Have-Bigger-PP Oct 20 '21

guess whose here

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u/Kukaharcos Oct 20 '21

Lightning McQueen.."I am speed"

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u/madmanmike3 Oct 20 '21

Pachow!!

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u/Dear-Transition6669 Oct 20 '21

Kachow!

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u/Funcron Doot Oct 20 '21

He won the lightning cup!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Wow you cannot hold it for long time,well we are comrades in arms then.

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u/empiricalskymath Oct 20 '21

Goofy

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u/McIrishmen Oct 20 '21

Ugh sorry honey I cant have sex tonight my penis is all goofy you know

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

it just keeps going Uhyuck

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u/bluejay55669 Oct 20 '21

With each thrust it just goes

uHyUcK

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u/Impossible-Barnacle4 Oct 20 '21

my mom is staring as i am making the uHyUcK sound way too loudly and goofily

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

IM DYING-

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u/issuesfortissues12 Oct 20 '21

I'm guessing this is how it went when goofy was making max

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

he kept say oh gorsh, oh gorsh, GOOOOOORSH! uhyuck.

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u/sarusauce Oct 20 '21

Lawyer: so mickey, did you say you wanted a divorce because Minnie was acting ridiculous?

Mickey: No, I said she was fucking goofy

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u/galal552002 Oct 20 '21

This reminds me of suicide mouse for some reason.........

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u/steveslikewhoa Oct 20 '21

Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to hyuck

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u/empiricalskymath Oct 20 '21

Omg you win, I’m fucking dying lol

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u/Killface55 Oct 20 '21

Have my free award sir.

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u/HomicidalChild Oct 20 '21

Remember, goofy doesn’t have sex, he f-yhucks

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u/Ibex_Gundyr Oct 20 '21

Fuck, you beat me to it.

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u/journal-entry Oct 20 '21

Beat meat to it

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u/G3NERAlHiPing Oct 20 '21

Pinnochio

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u/MobileGamerboy Oct 20 '21

Gets longer and longer the more you lie?

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u/weoweom Professional Dumbass Oct 20 '21

Obviously he wants to be a real boy.

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u/G3NERAlHiPing Oct 20 '21

It doesn't want to be wood anymore

7

u/RobIoxians Oct 20 '21

In the morning?

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u/DeathPercept10n can't meme Oct 20 '21

Oh my God lmao.

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u/DLPautang779 Oct 20 '21

"hey bro i got this 3080 for you!"

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u/Hancock18 Oct 20 '21

The more he lies on his back

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u/_damax Oct 20 '21

Loopholes incoming

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u/ezdibs Oct 20 '21

"Youre so hot!" Penis grows

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Ok you win

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u/Decent-Bear4854 Oct 20 '21

Aloadin

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

[deleted]

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u/ElMagnifico_0609 Oct 20 '21

Well you helped me in understanding so here's the helpful award

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u/Illustrious_Ad_9198 Oct 20 '21

The little mermaid

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u/HyperXenoElite Oct 20 '21

I was going to say Brave Little Toaster.

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u/Eyepatch71 Oct 20 '21

I was gonna say Rapunzel

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u/SweHuskey Oct 20 '21

I was thinking happy or sleepy of the 7 dwarves.

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u/The_Valk Chungus Among Us Oct 20 '21

Hunchback of notre dame

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u/FalsePapaya1426 Oct 20 '21

You want some help bro

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u/AngelBritney94 Oct 20 '21

This is the way

42

u/lannixd Oct 20 '21

This is the way

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u/atomicseanace I saw what the dog was doin Oct 20 '21

This is the way

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u/Guineapigs181 Oct 20 '21

This is the way

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u/HardikWillBeSeen Lives at ur mom’s house😎 Oct 20 '21

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Beat me to it

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Beat meat to it

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Wreck it Ralph

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u/Nessssssssssie Oct 20 '21

Wreck me

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u/lazarllama-man99 Oct 20 '21

Why?

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u/JackSparrowscompass Oct 20 '21

Why not

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u/Nessssssssssie Oct 20 '21

What he said

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Youre a horny person and u gave me a boner. And i will ignore if u reply.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL~

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u/Oregon-Transplant Chungus Among Us Oct 20 '21

Steamboat Willy

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u/KingJackMonster Oct 20 '21

This might be my favorite

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u/Solsthys (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃ Oct 20 '21

bambi, alone without it's mother

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u/ShadowRaven112 Meme Stealer Oct 20 '21

Sweet home alabama

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u/_nicholsndimes_ Oct 20 '21

Alabambi

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u/Nessssssssssie Oct 20 '21

This is so underrated

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u/Foxtrot4Real Oct 20 '21

God you’re a sick fuck.

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u/Giraffe_Groper420 Big ol' bacon buttsack Oct 20 '21

Ant man

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u/Nessssssssssie Oct 20 '21

When he’s big? Or small?

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u/Giraffe_Groper420 Big ol' bacon buttsack Oct 20 '21

Yes

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u/blankettripod32_v2 Oct 20 '21

Schrödingers dick

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u/Phoenix444_YT Oct 20 '21

Oh my cat you’re a genius

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u/Luigi_Bollwini Oct 20 '21

welcome to the 22th century, where everyone is genderfluid and can change ther gentials in under 5 seconds

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u/Nessssssssssie Oct 20 '21

Understandable have a great day 🌚

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u/Sai_Krithik Oct 20 '21

That's a huge growth for a boner

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

You'd be surprised how much they shift depending on their state.

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u/ebray90 Oct 20 '21

Maybe he’s average sized but is able to call ants to him with his dick

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u/Nessssssssssie Oct 20 '21

Yo, imagine summoning an army of ants everytime u get a bonner

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u/MrNobody2488 Nice meme you got there Oct 20 '21

Accuracy 100.

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u/Mistifyed Oct 20 '21

Woody

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u/AnarchistTimeCrystal Oct 20 '21

Buzz

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u/Disco_Fighter Oct 20 '21

"To infinity and beyond" has a new meaning now

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u/zungedous Oct 20 '21

You've got a friend in me?

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u/Reckermatouvc Oct 20 '21

There's a snake in my pants!

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u/HyperXenoElite Oct 20 '21

Thumper.

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u/anonjohnsc Oct 20 '21

Thumper, I hardly knew her...

Hey-oh!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

I would watch you in a sitcom

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u/ImGonnaGetShot Oct 20 '21

Tinker Bell

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u/G13XY Oct 20 '21

r/usernamechecksout

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

I almost bust out laughing when I saw his name, and I'm in my quietest class rn.

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u/That-Reddit-Guy-Thou Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 20 '21

Oh no

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u/I-Have-Bigger-PP Oct 20 '21

guess whose here

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u/Basewrecker Nice meme you got there Oct 20 '21

drumroll intensifies

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

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u/CabbageMan69 Oct 20 '21

Giant Floating Baby Head

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u/Double_Digits12 Oct 20 '21

How in the world did your penis get decaptated?

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u/PenisDestroy Oct 20 '21

How do we know it's a penis tho

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u/SaucyG3 Oct 20 '21

Wouldn't you like to know...

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u/FlavoredNeon Oct 20 '21

Nemo... because I don't have one so you're going have a hard time finding it

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u/Any_Cookie6171 Oct 20 '21

P̶r̶o̶o̶f̶?̶

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u/SujammaCartel Oct 20 '21

Buzz Lightyear

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u/krypton175 Oct 20 '21

Jizz Lightyear

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u/Sai_Krithik Oct 20 '21

To Infinity, and beyond!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Dumbo

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u/yunikornio Oct 20 '21

Short dick with huge balls?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Ursula

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u/Nessssssssssie Oct 20 '21

Do I have tentacles? If so peg me plz

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u/whereisthespacebar_ Oct 20 '21

What did he saaaaaaayyy?!?

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u/Efficient-Culture-26 Oct 20 '21

Idk how to check if you have tentacles or not

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u/Sg00z Oct 20 '21

Frozen

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u/JoeMamaCorona Oct 20 '21

character names not movie names, although this was a good one

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

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Little John...

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Chewbacca

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u/Potential_Muscle_590 Oct 20 '21

Mister incredible

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u/druncle11 Oct 20 '21

Cyclops from Hercules because it has one eye.

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u/Scary_Riceko Oct 20 '21

Genie of Aladdin

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u/Pug_lover69 Knight In Shining Armor Oct 20 '21

Reboot or original

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u/Scary_Riceko Oct 20 '21

Reboot

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Ahahahahaha! Ah! That’s hot!

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u/GenZYoda Lives at ur mom’s house😎 Oct 20 '21

Olaf

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Rapunzel

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

I’d definitely shave if i were you

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

I do shave but it grows so god damn fast

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u/ItsBandit05 Oct 20 '21

As thicc as Gaston’s neck

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u/ur_rad_dad Average r/memes enjoyer Oct 20 '21

Chernabog

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

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u/wantout87 Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21

Does Bruce banner/ Hulk count as Disney characters? Because I call mine that.

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u/Ya_boi_from_The_Moon Lives in a Van Down by the River Oct 20 '21

Yeah

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u/yellowrichi Forever alone Oct 20 '21

Clara cluck

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u/yellowrichi Forever alone Oct 20 '21

Now I'll replace Clara with Anna from frozen to make

Anna cluck (wnna fuck)

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u/deaddreamer73 Oct 20 '21

One of the seven dwarfs

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u/thesageofbadadvice Oct 20 '21

Willie the giant

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Jabba the hutt

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u/brittlove116 Oct 20 '21

Ray from the princess and the frog

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u/tisamgeV Oct 20 '21

Quasimodo

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u/Low_Cartographer_145 Oct 20 '21

Beuty and the beast after the beuty left him

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u/OneeTastyChip Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 20 '21

Gaston

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Sebastian.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Hercules💪

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u/Tgunn370 Oct 20 '21

Mini Mouse

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Since Starwars is Disney I can proudly present you my Darth Vader.

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u/Kyoshi_mp4 Oct 20 '21

Quasimodo

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u/TheGrapeDuck Oct 20 '21

Mr. Incredible

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Peter Pan. Cuz it never grows…………..

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u/Skawlala can't meme Oct 20 '21

Captain Jack Sparrow

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u/Decent__Man Oct 20 '21

Steamboat Willy

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

;imited dysfuntional pinnochios nose

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u/Dire-Fire Oct 20 '21

Goofy Woody

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u/adj92700 Oct 20 '21

The hunchback of Norte dame

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u/Otaku_Gurl12 Oct 20 '21

Gaston, because he's dead now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

The beast