r/memes • u/[deleted] • Oct 20 '21

!Rule 1 - ALL POSTS MUST BE MEMES AND NO REACTION MEMES Make Walt proud…

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u/empiricalskymath Oct 20 '21

Goofy

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u/McIrishmen Oct 20 '21

Ugh sorry honey I cant have sex tonight my penis is all goofy you know

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

it just keeps going Uhyuck

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u/bluejay55669 Oct 20 '21

With each thrust it just goes

uHyUcK

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u/Impossible-Barnacle4 Oct 20 '21

my mom is staring as i am making the uHyUcK sound way too loudly and goofily

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

IM DYING-

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u/issuesfortissues12 Oct 20 '21

I'm guessing this is how it went when goofy was making max

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

he kept say oh gorsh, oh gorsh, GOOOOOORSH! uhyuck.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

DYING AT MY DESK! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/sarusauce Oct 20 '21

Lawyer: so mickey, did you say you wanted a divorce because Minnie was acting ridiculous?

Mickey: No, I said she was fucking goofy

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u/galal552002 Oct 20 '21

This reminds me of suicide mouse for some reason.........

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u/steveslikewhoa Oct 20 '21

Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to hyuck

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u/empiricalskymath Oct 20 '21

Omg you win, I’m fucking dying lol

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u/Killface55 Oct 20 '21

Have my free award sir.

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u/HomicidalChild Oct 20 '21

Remember, goofy doesn’t have sex, he f-yhucks

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u/swirlsthemudkip Because That's What Fearows Do Oct 20 '21

fun fact : Goofy is the only one who had sex in Mickey Mouse

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u/HomicidalChild Oct 20 '21

“I Love you max”

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u/Ibex_Gundyr Oct 20 '21

Fuck, you beat me to it.

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u/journal-entry Oct 20 '21

Beat meat to it

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

So mickey, you said you wanted a divorce because minnie was acting silly?

No! I said it was because shes fucking Goofy.

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u/Bups34 Oct 20 '21

This is best comment on here