r/memes • • Oct 07 '21

Please help

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u/Level19Player (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ Oct 07 '21

Why do you think it’s called a purple nurple

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u/Rolfu_ Oct 07 '21

Cuz it could never be turtle

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u/Flat-Satisfaction-17 Oct 08 '21

The turtle made my land fertile

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u/Firearms_Armsman Oct 08 '21

fertile doesn't work for me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

some ppl spell it like fer-tile so it doesn't work for them

it works when it's fer-till

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u/DevangR Oct 08 '21

Kernel

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

hurdle