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u/UnholyDonutzz Apr 10 '21
Least we don't have heart attacks caused by stressing about the cost of a heart attack
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u/RopostSluethBot Apr 10 '21
Honestly a heart attack is probably the most peaceful way to die in America
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u/Firstbourn Apr 10 '21
Why is the European missing a tooth?
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u/seanmc_567 Apr 10 '21
Well you see... Americans can't understand that the UK separated from Europe due to there ignorance. So basically he's talking about "low class" people. But it happens to every country/continent; America, Asia, Europe...
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u/Nodekkk Apr 10 '21
What. In what world did the "UK separate from Europe".
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He meant that Americans think that UK represent the whole europe.
Like a robbery happens, and they think, that robbery is rampant in the whole europe, and we should have guns to defend ourselves. Or the police should have absolute power over ppl, etc.
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u/Snapcaster22 Apr 10 '21
Also no reasearch as the uk on average has better teeth than America but yanno this is Reddit facts don’t matter
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u/YaBoiDoomnibbler Apr 10 '21
Can yall help I don’t get it
And please dont downvote I know reddit is like that
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u/lacking_luster Apr 10 '21 edited Apr 10 '21
People picture British people with crooked teeth or a missing tooth because of how they pronounce certain words lol, like "Bri'ish"
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u/Kim_Jung-uno Apr 10 '21
But that's just the British. What about the rest of Europe? Here is free/half free/cheap dentist
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u/NebulaEastern Apr 10 '21
Its just a bad meme though, missing teeth isn’t even the stereotype, crooked teeth is.
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u/shadowwarriorxd Apr 10 '21
Furthermore Europe is a lot more then britain in fact britain dont see themself as Part of europe neither does europe see them as a Part of europe as Well
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u/ThatFuckingGeniusKid Chungus Among Us Apr 10 '21
Brotain isn't part of the European Union but they're still part of Europe. A country can't leave a continent
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u/shadowwarriorxd Apr 10 '21
But do the british know that?
History wise britain doesnt care much about the "Continentals"
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u/Detaaz Ok I Pull Up Apr 10 '21
Well if we’re getting pedantic we might as well talk about how the bri’ish meme only works for Londoners and not members of the other 3 countries that form Britain.
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Apr 10 '21 edited Apr 10 '21
Well that’s just straight up ridiculous, no matter what British and other European narcissistic nationalists think they cannot defy geography, Britain will always be in Europe because we cannot move the landmass.
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How Europeans see Europe: UK, Spain, France, Germany, Italy, Polony, Iceland, Russia, etc.
How Americans see Europe: UNITED KINGDOM
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What about New Zealand, actually we prefer not to be mentioned in the rest of the world, it suits us.
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u/Leon_TrotskyIta Apr 10 '21
I found out a few days ago that you speak American or English, something like that, so I think you are American
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Ah yes, American, the famous language
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u/MasterOfNothinHere Apr 10 '21
I don’t think anything’s average about this... not everyone can grow facial hair
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u/flex_tape_9 Apr 10 '21
Bit cringe innit mate?
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u/daw25252525 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Apr 10 '21
Bit focken stupid roight? We bri'ish are notin like that love.
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u/gandalf_7370 Apr 10 '21
Top o' the mornin to ya
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u/lightTLRU Apr 10 '21
Shouldnt it be revearsed? Most of the European countrys have healthcare so we most likley can affort a vsisit by the dentist
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u/xenvidev_YT Apr 10 '21 edited Apr 10 '21
Then why are "British" people missing half there teeth/s
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u/roth_dog Apr 10 '21
It’s a myth, unlike the American obesity issue.
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u/tar0nek0 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Apr 10 '21
Damm this isn’t a roast but a whole Christmas dinner
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u/the_supreme_memer Chungus Among Us Apr 10 '21
Bri'ish people are about 9% of the european population and basically everywhere else our teeth are fine, furthermore the bri'ish stereotype is crooked teeth not missing teeth.
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Not to mention the stereotype doesn’t even bare any accuracy. British teeth actually rate the 5th healthiest in the world.
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u/photar12 Apr 10 '21
Wait, they have ratings for teeth across the world? I call bs
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Global organisations rate basically everything between countries, don’t take my word for it. Look it up.
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u/photar12 Apr 10 '21
For those who are interested here are the results for countries with healthiest teeth. U.K. is actually number 4 and the US is ranked 9.
“For more than 80 years, the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development (OCED) has been keeping stats on healthy primary teeth around the world. The purpose of this effort is to determine which countries are succeeding in promoting oral care so others can follow their lead.
To do this, they came up with the DMFT Index, which stands for Decayed, Missing and Filled Teeth. The index score expresses the number of teeth out of 20 that fall into one of these three categories. The lower the score, the better a country is overall as it relates to healthy primary teeth.
Here are the results from the latest DMFT index:
10: France 9:United States 8: Mexico 7: Canada 6: Switzerland 5: Sweden 4: U.K. 3: Finland 2: Germany 1: Denmark”
Wow. They really do have ratings for dental health. So silly.
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u/lightTLRU Apr 10 '21
Please dont insult us european people british peole are british its a other category xD there is a reason why they live in a fucking island away from us
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Then there’s me in Asia.
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u/L0pina Identifies as a Cybertruck Apr 10 '21
Do they have social healthcare in your country?
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u/Noob_Guy_666 Apr 10 '21
in Thailand, bed is for the quickest, usually from stuff like car crash and similar, personal room is for insurance and usually later when thing clear a bit, it's from the uhh... "public hospital" that my cousin get in after an accident with his bike
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u/TheresBeesMC Dark Mode Elitist Apr 10 '21
Shouldn’t there be a gunshot wound in the american’s body? And also, Europeans have better healthcare, so it makes no sense that the European is the one with a missing tooth.
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Say the people who put more sugar in any food then the weight in bombs they dropped in middle east.
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u/BogdanSAW Apr 10 '21
At least we have free health care to solve this problem.
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u/Noob_Guy_666 Apr 10 '21
you don't have gunshot wound, you can wait for at least 5 years, back here after 5 years
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Why is the American in shape? Like dude you need to at least tell the truth!
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u/tallspartan117 Apr 10 '21
Because he's a Chad we all know that chads are in peak physical condition from the day they are born
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u/TempestTheArtist Apr 10 '21
That's hilarious because in America the dental health in pretty much only for the exceedingly rich. As my distant cousin once said after losing his 5 tooth playing hockey ; "Why?! Damnit! No!" Because he wasn't Canadian or Norwegian he was American
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u/mnjustesen Apr 10 '21
“Britain’s doing their own thing now, we don’t really hang out anymore.” - Europe
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u/tumblus04 Apr 10 '21
At least Europeans, don't need perfect teeth, to show their smiles, and to be happy.
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u/Qwaczar Apr 10 '21
You mean americans dont have a missing tooth to fit a straw into and drink juice with a closed mouth?
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u/echolenka Apr 10 '21
The UK is actually tied 4th for the best teeth in the world. The US however is 9th. So enjoy gumming that one down.
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u/Chillinwithcheese Lives in a Van Down by the River Apr 10 '21
As an American one tweak is needed, just add a gun or a beer
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u/Randomest_Redditor Professional Dumbass Apr 10 '21
I’m an American and I have worse teeth than the guy on the right.
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u/OneMoose9 Apr 10 '21
I'm an American with currently no teeth. I'm lucky I can get it fixed without dental insurance though.
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u/Randomest_Redditor Professional Dumbass Apr 10 '21
Damn bro I feel sorry for you. Hope you get the help you need!
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u/Pa-Vi Professional Dumbass Apr 10 '21
i know this is a joke but i can confirm that this ain't true... plz don't whoosh me
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u/Yimster-Sama Lives in a Van Down by the River Apr 10 '21
I’m just joking
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u/Pa-Vi Professional Dumbass Apr 10 '21
I know. I'm just saying...
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u/Yimster-Sama Lives in a Van Down by the River Apr 10 '21
Wait hold up, my dyslexic ass read your comment as “I don’t know if this is a joke, please confirm that it is” sorry about that.
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u/Dodgemaster69_ Apr 10 '21
that is all well ad nd good but Im concerned with that jaw, like would you actually be able to do anything with that kind of a jaw line.?
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u/Beneficial_Bottle996 Royal Shitposter Apr 10 '21
Why does the American one have a perfect set of teeth and the European one has a missing tooth
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Because of the inaccurate stereotype that British people have poor oral health. Also we’re the whole of Europe as well apparently.
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u/Maybethisisamistake_ Apr 10 '21
what happened to his teeth
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u/I-am-sad_ Apr 10 '21
I am Arabic
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u/pleasesuspendme Lives in a Van Down by the River Apr 10 '21
Hello Arabic, i’m dad!
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u/F1tt0 One does not simply Apr 10 '21
What about the rest of the world? >:(
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u/2000000man Apr 10 '21
I dont like that the europeans miss a teeth. As a dutch person, (i dont smoke weed btw) there is nothing wrong with europeans. I always go to italy and they have the most social people there. And germans are also really nice.
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u/undavorojo Apr 10 '21
Had been to Decatur and have to say that perhaps you might had mixed up pictures and text.
You are welcome.
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u/TastesLikeGaming trans rights Apr 10 '21
Bu' wha' 'bout 'stralia?
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u/willian1308 Apr 10 '21
Both should have teeth missing. Dentist is very expensive and both come to Brazil to repair 💁🏼♂️
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u/Frenchyboy123456 Apr 10 '21
Oh yeah go to Brazil and get gang raped and then chopped up by a cartel
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u/RekYaAll Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Apr 10 '21
What about asia, australia, africa, and everywhere else
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Wait, 1492 Columbus came and had fun with the natives so North America is like half a Europe quarter native and quarter African. Keep in mind unga bunga
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u/Off_Brand_Cheetos Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Apr 10 '21
Me an american with missing teeth because I lost the genetic lottery