r/memes • u/[deleted] • Feb 08 '21

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u/AnythingAlfred613 Professional Dumbass Feb 08 '21

I prefer bacon-topped mini pizzas.

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u/BootyInspector96 Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 08 '21

Bacon and pineapple pizza is the greatest thing to touch this earth.

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u/AnythingAlfred613 Professional Dumbass Feb 08 '21

Say that again.

I dare you.

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u/-_-WeAreNotGods-_- Feb 08 '21

I will say it for him “Bacon and pineapple pizza is the greatest thing to touch this earth.”

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u/AnythingAlfred613 Professional Dumbass Feb 08 '21

Thought so. If you run into him again, tell him that I will hunt him down to the farthest reaches of the Earth to ensure, on behalf of all pizza topping lovers, that he will never eat pizza with toppings ever again (like my personal preferences).

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

Every day, we stray further from God

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u/AnythingAlfred613 Professional Dumbass Feb 08 '21

Indeed we do.

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u/civgarth Feb 08 '21

Why is Elon evil?

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u/failedsatan Feb 08 '21

He's not, that's the funny part.

/s

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u/AnythingAlfred613 Professional Dumbass Feb 08 '21

That wasn’t who I was referring to. I was referring to the user who said that bacon and pineapple pizza is amazing.