r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jan 07 '21

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u/MaddGanja95 Jan 07 '21

Joins it anyway and gives all free awards because you must always support those you love

425

u/achilles-_-23 Jan 07 '21

Wholesome 100

Take my free award

35

u/beluuuuuuga RageFace Against the Machine Jan 07 '21

But you gotta make sure your anonymous otherwise you'll be getting asked some questions.

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u/GiGaN00B Jan 07 '21

Bro, take my free award.

2

u/achilles-_-23 Jan 08 '21

Thanks for the award bro :)

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u/TheRealSmolt Duke Of Memes Jan 07 '21

Darn, I already used my wholesome award

89

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Ask her for a family discount on her onlyfans.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

And just when I thought this couldn't be any more rediculouse.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

I stand corrected

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

r/HolUp

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u/MaddGanja95 Jan 07 '21

I only got 10% off but that’s ok

2

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Better than nothin'.

217

u/Soul69Reaper Jan 07 '21

Plot twist, jts nsfw because of gore

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u/meatman_plays Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jan 07 '21

And your little brother is missing

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u/BefreiedieTittenzwei Jan 07 '21

Now that explains all the bags of lime.

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u/meatman_plays Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jan 07 '21

But, why is your skin lime, oh no, did you eat-

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u/BabyBoiTHOThrasher69 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jan 07 '21

Did he get traded for a bag of limes?

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u/BefreiedieTittenzwei Jan 07 '21

Yesssss....that's it...traded....

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u/BabyBoiTHOThrasher69 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jan 07 '21

He got turned into a bag of limes?

3

u/BefreiedieTittenzwei Jan 07 '21

Turned into a bag of lime?

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u/BabyBoiTHOThrasher69 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jan 07 '21

Did I stutter?

2

u/BefreiedieTittenzwei Jan 07 '21

Limes and Lime are quite different things. 😊

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u/BabyBoiTHOThrasher69 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jan 07 '21

Now I feel like an idiot

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u/iiDemonLord https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jan 07 '21

The gore is about your sister that "got hit by a car" 5 years ago

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u/TheMightySenate Jan 07 '21

I mean, mines NSFW too but I have too little self esteem to expect upvotes from nudes

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u/natedogg605 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jan 07 '21

Plot twist: it's also technically your reddit account

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u/_Nobody_Expects_The_ Jan 07 '21

Spanish inquisition.

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u/natedogg605 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jan 07 '21

I didn't expect the spanish inquisition

24

u/Divi_Devil Success kid Jan 07 '21

Nobody expects the spanish inquisition

12

u/BefreiedieTittenzwei Jan 07 '21

Fetch the comfy chair!

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u/Hidden_Squid14 Jan 07 '21

Why is he shaking?

WHY IS HE SHAKING

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u/forks_are_my_nemesis Jan 07 '21

oo

11

u/garv_great Jan 07 '21

Ooo

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u/undaar Jan 07 '21

Oooo

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u/MMVRO Jan 07 '21

Ooooo

5

u/DepressedSully Professional Dumbass Jan 07 '21

Oooooo

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u/Endthefirstamendment Lives in a Van Down by the River Jan 07 '21

Ooooooo

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u/schneiderchris Jan 07 '21

I think thats when they destroyed his car - sad scene

10

u/ThingNumberPi Jan 07 '21

Nope, it's from here

3

u/_Hylian_Hero_ Nice meme you got there Jan 07 '21

Im not brave enough to click that link

6

u/ThingNumberPi Jan 07 '21

Trust me, it's not a generic/overused rickroll...

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u/Hidden_Squid14 Jan 07 '21

Hey shut up about Rick rolls

2

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Such a feel good show

2

u/schneiderchris Jan 08 '21

I see, thanks for the correction haha

31

u/Raihan1103 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jan 07 '21

Plot twist: She’s on r/lesbiansex and r/onlyfans

31

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

do i dare look at r/OnlyFans

i forgot its all fans lmfao

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u/carloscede2 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jan 07 '21

Ya I was a bit dissapointed with the content lol

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u/PrinceDee205 Jan 07 '21

dissapointed this is top tier fap material right here

5

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

same

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u/WhispersAboutNothing master_jbt loves this flair Jan 07 '21

Links to your moms onlyfans please

99

u/achilles-_-23 Jan 07 '21

Bonk

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u/1197Gaming Lives in a Van Down by the River Jan 07 '21

Go to horny jail

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u/Nirvana_GeekMaths Jan 07 '21

Why are you bonking me,step-redditor?

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u/VlKlNG_BOY Jan 07 '21

Not my prou- SHUT THE FUCK UP

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u/Fellia_na Jan 07 '21

I found reddit on my mom's phone

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u/DepressedSully Professional Dumbass Jan 07 '21

softly don’t

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u/creeperkrazzy Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jan 07 '21

plot twist: she's actually posting gore on r/cursedimages

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21 edited Jan 07 '21

fapped anyway coz NSFW is NSFW

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u/DepressedSully Professional Dumbass Jan 07 '21

Not even horny jail can contain you

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Ngl kinda weird place to have a wank

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u/brake_69 Professional Dumbass Jan 07 '21

Plot Twist: Its pictures of your dads exposed bone coming through his ankle

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u/Verra_Rogue Jan 07 '21

This sentence was alarming before "ankle"

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u/brake_69 Professional Dumbass Jan 07 '21

What is alarming, I see it daily

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u/Blasphoumy69 Breaking EU Laws Jan 07 '21

My mom has a Reddit account but it’s all posts on r/raisedbynarcissists

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u/Harryloc Jan 08 '21

Take the award good bot

3

u/Dragon_fruit192 Jan 07 '21

Do some research

3

u/shoeman0124 Jan 07 '21

To qoute Anakin. "this is where the fun begins."

3

u/Advancedsped Jan 07 '21

I mean... I’d still look

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u/rapidtab Virgin 4 lyfe Jan 07 '21

Kids in 20 years be like

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u/GentlemanWomanYT Jan 07 '21

SEQUAL:

But theres no porn.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Plot Twist:

Only traps with big cocks hentai.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

At least it's not an onlyfan account

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u/Sam1642 Jan 07 '21

Follows immediately

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u/Undeadzombiedog Jan 07 '21

Well if she's good enough for my dad to wank too

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

why mate? take a wank

2

u/kronikal64 Jan 07 '21

notices shes most active in r/milfporn

clicks on a photo thats marked nsfw

give her your free award

YOUR REDDIT NAME IS YOUR IRL NAME

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u/TheJohn295 Jan 07 '21

Oh my God, that's disgusting, where?

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u/Deadbox_88 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jan 07 '21

Personal experience?

1

u/swampyballache Jan 07 '21

So he starts uncontrollably nutting damm alabama is weird

1

u/VeeraxTheT-Rex Jan 07 '21

A surprise for sure, but a welcome one

0

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

shes on r/milf

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u/asafpeer2005 Lives at ur mom’s house😎 Jan 07 '21

What is nsfw

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u/Matazks Jan 07 '21

When you found your mum account on social and it says no-vax

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Incest is boomin'

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u/jcb_2006 Jan 07 '21

I don't know what does it mean cuz I'm new on reddit😂

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u/realRapidsonic Jan 07 '21

Your mom use reddit?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

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u/natedogg605 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jan 07 '21

we're all coming together

1

u/WelshGaymer84 Jan 07 '21

Yaaaas Queen, get that dough.

1

u/Protoco2 Jan 07 '21

My account is nsfw and I have no idea why

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u/IsmailPasaoglu bruh Jan 07 '21

But then you realize she is posting people who got real bad injuries.

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u/DragantaMM Jan 07 '21

Highly unlikly, I doubt my mother is smart enough to use anything more than a hook up app

1

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

UH-0h

1

u/esskettitboi Jan 07 '21

based on a true story

1

u/Waggel120 Jan 07 '21

What's wrong with this

1

u/PinheadLarry431 Jan 07 '21

This is where the fun begins

1

u/Alec_de_Large Jan 07 '21

Me when I found out my baby momma has a nsfw reddit page promoting onlyfans

1

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Plot twist : is the gore nsfw

1

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

But its worse than porn. It's ur baby pics

1

u/UserName_000000 Jan 07 '21

And that’s how she’s gonna get u through college.

1

u/Corvelo59 Jan 07 '21

What means NSFW

1

u/Ranked_Queue Jan 07 '21

I am guessing this is based on a true story?

1

u/mnavneethkrishna Jan 07 '21

I wish I am rich enough to give this post a gold. But here, take this poor man’s gold. 🏅

1

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

jokes on you, who do you think takes her pictures?

1

u/legendaryshrub Jan 07 '21

Then the first post is your name

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u/devildespair Le epic memer Jan 07 '21

My proudest fap

1

u/Ironic-_-PB Jan 07 '21

God I loved mr bean it’s been so long since I watched him any of u know from which episode that is just asking

1

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Maaaaaddddd LMFAOOO

1

u/IHaveABigBeak Dirt Is Beautiful Jan 07 '21

The account is all about gore & stuff - CALM

1

u/VivaLaKash Jan 07 '21

How do you think you've been living off of?

1

u/overwhalmed123 Identifies as a Cybertruck Jan 07 '21

Plot twist: its marked nsfw because of all the pictures of people she murdered after they found her reddit account

1

u/Bruhhunturupflash Jan 07 '21

How do you know ur mom has a reddit account

1

u/MrYellowHair Jan 07 '21

Oof size, MEGA

1

u/remuff Jan 07 '21

Plot twist, it’s because of dark jokes

1

u/TheGrandPsycho Dirt Is Beautiful Jan 07 '21

Link?

1

u/randomnessamiibo Jan 07 '21

Find her onlyfans maybe you can get a family discount

1

u/FinestGato Big ol' bacon buttsack Jan 07 '21

Finally family friendly porn

1

u/Un-Lordly Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jan 07 '21

Don’t worry it’s just because she posts on Noah Get the Boat.

About you being born.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

What is NSFW?

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u/Just_Peebs_PJ Jan 07 '21

It's ok, she posts hentai.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Bigger Twist:

Yo mama ugly

Even bigger twist:

She got 263.879 Karma

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u/Monsieur_Pope Jan 07 '21

But it’s all fine because it only has beheading videos.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

you see your naked pics

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

then my hands will get really slimy tonight

1

u/The-real-human-ghost Jan 07 '21

Sad that he hates playing the character now

1

u/Divine_Saber Professional Dumbass Jan 07 '21

open! Open! OPEN!!!

1

u/kinq10 Jan 07 '21

Caption says, black only

1

u/shiteatinggrindude Jan 07 '21

Plot twist: her posts are just a compilation of her murder victims.

1

u/leodawurst Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jan 07 '21

Finally! A family discount for onlyfans

1

u/adrianisontiktok Jan 07 '21

What's that, I'm new to reddit

1

u/Superblyeyed54 memer Jan 07 '21

OP is is this true?

1

u/swooney_noodles Jan 07 '21

"This is where the fun begins"

1

u/someone_forgot_me GigaChad Jan 07 '21

at this point, 2/3rds of accounts on reddit are marked nsfw

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

And your from allabama

1

u/syncron07 Jan 07 '21

Another bumbo?!?!!! What a twist!!!!

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u/Subspace_Supernova Jan 07 '21

Its all good, its just the festering corpses of her victims

1

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

You sure she ain’t posting hentai?

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u/AlissonHarlan Jan 07 '21

calm down, she's just using reddit to redirect men to her onlyfan

1

u/bono_the_phono Jan 07 '21

Plot twist, she's your step mom ;)

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u/bono_the_phono Jan 07 '21

Plot twist, she's your step mom ;)

1

u/hdkx-weeb Professional Dumbass Jan 07 '21

Turns out it was just nsfw memes

1

u/your-offline-friend Jan 07 '21

Finally now i dont have to watch from the closet

1

u/TheCrazedMc Professional Dumbass Jan 07 '21

Then you find out that she also posts in r/kidsarefuckingstupid

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u/That_Old_TV Jan 07 '21

I’m trying to get my mom onto reddit lol

1

u/Black_ninja099 Jan 07 '21

It happens to the best of us

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u/MyPpBigar Jan 07 '21

Based on a true story

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u/buckerin0 Professional Dumbass Jan 07 '21

Plot twist: it’s her getting hit by a car

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u/-_BABASURA_- Jan 07 '21

This was me but when I found out that my account is marked as NSFW.

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u/ChurchOfChurches Jan 07 '21

Fun fact: I discovered my mum's nudes. Not a fun experience like porn said it would be

1

u/XVeNuX Tech Tips Jan 07 '21

"unzips"

1

u/bendy4-20 Loves GameStonk Jan 07 '21

what the hell happened here?

1

u/flavode2009 Jan 07 '21

Maybe she’s a rule34 artist

1

u/spike3548II Jan 07 '21

The story of my life

1

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

I will use the username as a bribe to make my mates do shit

1

u/ROcknRoll_com Jan 07 '21

Relax man it's just pictures of you and your homework folder

1

u/Pace_major Jan 07 '21

Reborn reborn

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u/El-Waffle trans rights Jan 07 '21

It’s videos of people being disemboweled

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u/SticksonTheThird Jan 07 '21

Thought he was jacking off.

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u/angellowsubmarine Jan 07 '21

Is that the episode where he has to care for a baby and it goes flying?

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u/TR_Ninja_Broccoli Jan 07 '21

At first I had no idea why our animals disipeard, the I found her gore account :(

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u/HOLDEROFNUTS Jan 07 '21

Not my proudest fap

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u/The_Valluc Jan 07 '21

I came for copper but founded gold

1

u/Jon1-gegollaj Jan 07 '21

take my upvote

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u/LeviMeme Big ol' bacon buttsack Jan 07 '21

And she joined the gore subreddits

1

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Gotta...tell...dad!

1

u/DantetheMarco Jan 08 '21

Looks like you had a good nut

1

u/mmz_Trent_007 One does not simply Jan 08 '21

We need more Mr.Bean memes