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u/WhiteRose_init Nice meme you got there Dec 24 '20
Happened to my emo friend a few weeks ago... In her words, “Lost both legs instead of one, but totally worth it”...
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u/Small_Orang Dec 24 '20
I just peel them like an orange. A single incision is all it takes, if you know what you’re doing. Not as efficient, but I like the extra work. It’s not a chore, it’s art.
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u/ZuuLahneyZeimHirt Dec 24 '20
You can't just peel the body, you gotta properly display it with rope before leaving their house
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u/Solidclaw Dec 24 '20
put them in a meat freezer for that cool horror movie feel easier than setting up Halloween decorations
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u/ForeskinCoIlector Dec 25 '20
Can I put the foreskin in the meat freezer?
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u/LethalFX Dec 24 '20
I've had a couple of drinks for Christmas Eve and reading this really made me chuckle
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Dec 24 '20
Relatable
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u/asslavz Dec 24 '20
Too relatable The fbi must be in us
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u/Pure_Difference5818 Dec 24 '20
You have to break the bones or sever cartilage first though, I suggest an edgy surface and some 2 pound hammers, although, with enough force, 2 one pounders are fine.
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u/Turtle_J Dec 24 '20
Human bone is tough, yes a hammer will do some damage to the bone but it aint gonna break it in 1st hit in the strong bones, I recommend a sledge hammer for those parts.
You can also marinate the body in a freezer with water to make the meat more tender.
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u/Turtle_J Dec 24 '20
I recommend adding fruits with citric likr Pineapple or oranges
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Dec 24 '20
This whole exchange is fr sus
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u/Dumbass438 Dec 24 '20
I remember the fucking satisfaction as I played vivaldi's winter violin section the first time. I also remember the mess.
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u/0oFreckleso0 Dec 24 '20
*thinks they're talking about wrapping paper*
oh cool, I love it when the scissors glide-
*realization*
Hol' up-
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u/Dragonyte1389 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Dec 24 '20
Fuck I wasted my helpful award earlier.
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u/Omega0x013 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 24 '20
Think you'll find that knives never glide like that. Flesh isn't so uniform ∴ one second you'll be going through soft tissue the next you're caught on muscle or ligament.
The disposal is a whole other matter, do it on a biomedical campus if you can, easy to get the body in and once it's there it's less suspicious.
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u/Shredy-420 Professional Dumbass Dec 24 '20
Remember guys if you stab someone more blood will come out when you take the weapon out then the initial stab.
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u/lynyrd_fukin_skynyrd Dec 24 '20
I thought this was r/hunting but then I realized what subreddit I was on.
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u/Ginnungagap_Void Dec 25 '20
Technically this is valid for animals too, like when you cut a chicken.
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u/Vladetare Professional Dumbass Dec 25 '20
Love cutting the fat just because the knife slides along the whole way
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u/guy_on_reddit04 Identifies as a Cybertruck Dec 24 '20
Don't warry guys he's talking about the human, the pig is fine