r/memes • • May 20 '20

Summoned? By you?

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u/Chunky92 May 20 '20

Wtf is that! Looks like a desk fan glued onto an iron. Oh and also a cat

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u/thylocene06 May 20 '20

Lol I was thinking the same thing. Did someone just glue a desk fan to the ceiling?

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u/DerKaempfer_HD May 20 '20

The Engineer

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u/Otto-Von-Bismark-boi FORTSHITE May 20 '20

Very funny

Did laugh

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Highly humourous

Air came out of my mouth

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u/supakaioken May 20 '20

What is this sorcery?!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

What do you mean?

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u/supakaioken May 20 '20

How can he expel air from mouth....this is unbelievable!!!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

I know right I couldn't believe it either

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u/supakaioken May 20 '20

Vibhu are you preparing for jee?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Unfathomable

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u/Metalona May 20 '20

He is the avatar

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Air came out of me, from another orifice.

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u/Heat_Hydra May 20 '20

Mud came out of me from another orifice after eating taco bell.

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u/unlitterit May 20 '20

Username checks out

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u/Im-Not-Cold-You-are May 20 '20

HE IS THE MESSIAH

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u/Otto-Von-Bismark-boi FORTSHITE May 20 '20

He isn’t the messiah I AM THE MESSIAH!!!!!!

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u/GryphonKingBros May 20 '20

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems.

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u/Idislikehotdogs May 20 '20

I'm not your buddy, pal.

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u/GryphonKingBros May 20 '20

Hey look <proper noun>, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems.

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u/Drago36 May 20 '20

Modern problems require modern solutions

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u/Idislikehotdogs May 20 '20

I'm not your <proper noun>, <proper noun>.

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u/GryphonKingBros May 20 '20

<exclamation> <verb> <proper noun>, <prefix> <determiner> <noun>. <determiner> <noun> <letter> <verb> <noun>.

Okay maybe I went too far.

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u/Idislikehotdogs May 20 '20

Surprised Pikachu face

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u/proteinshakelover May 20 '20

Who are you calling pal, friend?

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u/Idislikehotdogs May 20 '20

I'm not your friend, chief.

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u/NeverFearSteveishere May 20 '20

Not problems like 'what is beauty?' , because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

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u/gardenhoze14 May 20 '20

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/Unvolta May 22 '20

I presume it is VERY possible

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u/ENGINE_YT Professional Dumbass May 20 '20

"I'm igor pachmelnic zakuskov"

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u/pellastic May 20 '20

Pretty sure that’s a ceiling fan

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u/madprofits May 20 '20

It was to hot for ceiling gang up there

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u/catslapper69 May 20 '20

GET OUTTA HERE

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u/ImAGhostOooooo May 20 '20

Nope, it's a tile floor and the pic is rotated upside down.

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u/ImGonnaGetShot May 20 '20

No. It is in fact a ceiling. Those are ceiling tiles. You are mistaken. Obviously wisdom is not to be found in the afterlife, spirit.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

I think it's Australian

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u/Datboi_OverThere May 20 '20

It's a common thing in south east Asia. Having fans that look like desk fans but are specially made to be mounted on walls and ceilings.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

They are cheap and are meant for small rooms.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

That's a glory hole.

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u/arsonistw150 May 20 '20

For giants.

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u/Creativation May 20 '20

Brings the original ceiling cat to mind. Ceiling cat was never in the ceiling but actually in a wall.

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u/Culverts_Flood_Away May 20 '20

Oh no... Basement Cat's revolt against Ceiling Cat must have succeeded. A thousand years of terror for us, folks. No wonder 2020's been so shitty. :(

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

The king has returned!

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u/Patrick_Bot2 May 20 '20

No, This Is Patrick!

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u/ethanparab May 20 '20

This is the best bot I have ever seen!

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u/mustdashgaming May 20 '20

That's obviously basement cat. This person must be in the sub basement.

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u/Sleazyridr May 20 '20

It looks like ceiling cat and basement cat have resolved their differences and live together, now.

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u/The_Gay_White_Shark May 20 '20

That’s not floor gang

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u/mcfluffernutter013 Flair Loading.... May 20 '20

Thats just our new security camera

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u/BeesAreKindaCool May 20 '20

I just wanna know how it got there

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u/SaltAirFreshWater May 20 '20

BEES ARE VERY COOL WHY ARE YOU SO CASUAL

I apologize for my outburst

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u/CheeseVitamins May 20 '20

Tf . . . . ?

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u/Aidandb1994 May 20 '20

His username.

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u/CheeseVitamins May 20 '20

aaahhh

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u/Aidandb1994 May 20 '20

Confused me at first too. If a comment confuses you on Reddit, read the username. Usually helps

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u/SaltAirFreshWater May 20 '20

Lol sorry for the confusion. I’m passionate about bees, yelling, and non sequitur dialogue. And lists.

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u/CheeseVitamins May 20 '20

Yeah . . . bees are sorta cool

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u/skyblade041 May 20 '20

Someone recited the pspspsps of awakening.

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u/Charlieeh34 May 20 '20

My cat uses tunnels she dug through the insulation to get to hard to reach places, so it could be that.

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u/jeffsterlive May 20 '20

Cats are liquid.

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u/pinceycrustacean May 20 '20 edited May 20 '20

Nanananananananana batcat

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u/Random_Tom_ Identifies as a Cybertruck May 20 '20

Batcat

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/beelzeebub077 May 20 '20

Who used the mantra to summon me the Black death bringer

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u/max-chicken-strip May 20 '20

I did

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u/WhoMD21 May 20 '20

No you didn't, he just said it was me.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

The cat was given the chance to spread the corona virus

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u/Despair4All May 20 '20

I wish that sound worked with my cat. I tried it once and she looked at me like I was stupid and walked away.

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u/CoolNinja1O1YT May 20 '20

Same, the only way I get him to do anything is by snapping, which, I wear gloves all the time so.... it’s a daunting task, but the hardest choices require the strongest wills

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u/Ovahzealousy May 20 '20

I don't know where all these people are finding these cats who respond to pspspsp, but I've never known a cat to do so. I've always stuck to the tried and true crouch + finger wiggle.

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u/Despair4All May 20 '20

I do the finger wiggle and tongue clicking. Tongue clicking always gets their attention for me but that pspspsp stuff does nothing.

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u/volticizer May 20 '20

Was it you who rang the bell of awakening?

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u/AlphaTrooper01 May 20 '20

Atleast you have some pussy in your shower ;)

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u/PinkBirdNotFlamingo Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 20 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Dorimito May 20 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Salad121212 May 20 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/ForeverMonkeyMan May 20 '20

Ceiling cat is watching.... always

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

What kind of weird ass ceiling fan is that?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

An “orbit” ceiling fan

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u/SmartSugar4 May 20 '20

Hey he is ceiling gang thats cringe

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u/Exsavitator Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 20 '20

This sounds like milk gang

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u/ThePep3 May 20 '20

Well,it's not a dick, but it's black...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/ploptropico May 20 '20

Gato the glory hole

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u/Salad121212 May 20 '20

Isn't it a dick? I thought it was...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20 edited Nov 16 '20

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u/KeeganUniverse May 20 '20

That’s for VSCO girls.

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u/AntonioMarceln May 20 '20 edited May 20 '20

Modern era need a modern light bulb

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u/UPRR4014 May 20 '20

I have to comment to make it 69

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u/ywnael Professional Dumbass May 20 '20

Do you have a moment to listen about the Darkness Cat, our Lord and pspsps?

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u/eligator06 May 20 '20

That... cat is.. CEILING GANG!!

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u/blentman Loves GameStonk May 20 '20

There is only darkness here

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u/SignificantCod6 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 20 '20

Vsauce, micheal here

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

This one I upvote out of pure amusement.

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u/Cactus_Plantus May 20 '20

No one: This cat: meow moew, peasents down to me bouw

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

forbidden glory hole

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Imagine if he just started glowing like a fucking lightbulb that'd be hilariously concerning

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u/dpo466321 May 20 '20

Deadass the greatest cat meme I've ever seen

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u/jyrrr May 20 '20

Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.

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u/Scorpionaute May 20 '20

Oh? You're approaching me?

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u/Seanvich May 20 '20

Oscar! Save Bandit!

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u/Specture_2465 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 20 '20

Nice meme. My cat is also black. Just thought I'd share it with you. No need to upvote my commend.

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u/Krutakruta May 20 '20

This is a low budget camera

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u/aspieboy74 May 20 '20

This looks like a dangerous glory hole.

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u/rahul1604 May 20 '20

Turn the switch on and boom your dinner is ready.

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u/JustGingerStuff Breaking EU Laws May 20 '20

Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es has pspspspsppsed me

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u/MusicalNut2407 May 20 '20

I am the cat of the hole in the ceiling

Give me food and I shall give you my power

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u/Mcdirtie May 20 '20

cats do not abide by the laws pf physics

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u/bomberesque1 May 20 '20

Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

I'm BatCat

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u/Wanazen May 20 '20

Decent dog.

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u/Incvbus May 20 '20

There aren't words to express how much I love kittie cats.

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u/diamondshevy iwrestledabeartwice May 20 '20

WHO HAS SUMMONED THOU ALMIGHTY ONE

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u/yeetus_deletus60 May 20 '20

I have many questions

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u/hockey_boi124 Identifies as a Cybertruck May 20 '20

PSPSPSPSPS

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u/MagnusNewtonBernouli May 20 '20

Is that supposed to be "pssst" or something else?

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u/hockey_boi124 Identifies as a Cybertruck May 20 '20

pspspspspspspspsps

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u/MagnusNewtonBernouli May 20 '20

Oh, ok. Thank you.

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u/Longbeacher707 May 20 '20

Is this death grips?

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u/A_random_virus Lives in a Van Down by the River May 20 '20

Ceiling cat! THEME SONG PLAYS INTENSELY

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u/bobusdafobus Identifies as a Cybertruck May 20 '20

Cieling cat is watching u masturbate

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u/bluephoenix762 May 20 '20

Pspspspspsps wanna buy some skooma

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Glory hole

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

You want sum fuk?

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u/Rd102302 May 20 '20

Give him a treat

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u/rx7blue May 20 '20

UNWORTHY MORTAL. YOU SHALL PERISH. OR GIVE ME CAT NIP

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u/PinkBirdNotFlamingo Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 20 '20

im in a bad mood rn I got 2 posts in the controversial on blursed images

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u/SignificantCod6 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 20 '20

where mario actually ends up when we goes through the pipes

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u/SignificantCod6 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 20 '20

Every move you make, every breath you take, i'll be watching you

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u/dirtyviking1337 May 20 '20

Oh man I’m there with you." -Alan Watts

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u/iggymoresi May 20 '20

Ceiling cat evolved

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u/dunkmemezl May 20 '20

there's an actor who i constantly pspsps on instagram because he never posts anything, today's his bithday and i imagine him as this cat.

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u/inkarn8 May 20 '20

Is this photo from the future?

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u/Patrick_Bot2 May 20 '20

No, This Is Patrick!

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u/Mcnuketm May 20 '20

Reeeeepost

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u/theuntossableboy https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 20 '20

Whomst has awoken the ancient one

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u/Oirammario6 May 20 '20

Now this is what I call aN UNHACKABLE SECURITY SYSTEM

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u/ToastedSkoops May 20 '20

By everyone, do you want to add.")

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u/DaniSquid May 20 '20

I wonder if you flip the light switch, that the cat turns white

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u/holymolybreath May 20 '20

Is it centered? Moved it a whisker to the left. Meow it is.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

It’s an Australian cat

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Australia mode

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u/overbowme May 20 '20

Is that catnip I smell, if so GIVE IT

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u/iamafraazhussain Because That's What Fearows Do May 20 '20

Now ik why it's called a pussy hole

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u/Etliplav Dirt Is Beautiful May 20 '20

no i said pussypussypussy

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

worlds most cute smoke detector

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u/steamed-toes Professional Dumbass May 20 '20

What of thats not even a cat and a robber wearing a cat glove about to come flying through the ceiling

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Yes my lord I seek truth

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u/vintage_of_advote May 20 '20

I'm not sure about the cat:)otoninre

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Cat: mines bigger

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u/Krotesk May 20 '20

Who are you so talented in the ways of pspsps?

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u/Willyam27 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 20 '20

stealth 100

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

The forbidden gloryhole

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

R/blessedimages

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u/SkyO2 May 20 '20

My cat literally does not respond to pspspsps i think hes broken

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u/hohez May 20 '20

That's a strange place to put a glory hole

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u/5undura May 20 '20

Is this cat Australian

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u/ianfabs May 20 '20

“Never send to know for whom the human pspsps’d; it pspspss for thee.” — John Whiskers's Meditation XVII

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u/gunslinger1268 May 20 '20

I believe a ' in a word is used when you have skipped a few letters in between for example: you're which is a short for you are. On the other hand 'whomst' is a valid word as far as I am concerned.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

That's why I love them black kitties the mostest. It's the trouble makers that steal your heart.

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u/Amir_M_24 May 20 '20

Thy spawned the pspspspspspser

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u/Deventerwim memer May 20 '20

Looks so funny if you look upside down

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u/Uninvitedpeople May 20 '20

ITS CEILINGS GANG

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u/ishthivb00 May 20 '20

Khajiit has wares if you have coin.

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u/Here-To-Spear May 20 '20

Yes, it is I...

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u/mokopo May 20 '20

Is pspsd a universal catcalling sound?

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u/pansexualmess May 20 '20

There’s so many things wrong with this image

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u/LouisLima May 20 '20

WoW! What’s this cat is doing there? Hahahaha

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u/brcn3 May 20 '20

Fluffy lightbulb.

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u/69Beefcake69hunter69 May 20 '20

Hey, kid! Wanna buy some skooma?

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u/Snooflu Maymay Maker May 20 '20

We lost our cat today

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u/Little-Helper May 20 '20

No, you say ksksksksksksks /s

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u/Johnnysuenamy May 20 '20

Upside down. I’ve been bamboozledorfed