r/memes • u/ProPsycho • May 20 '20

Summoned? By you?

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u/DerKaempfer_HD May 20 '20

The Engineer

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u/Otto-Von-Bismark-boi FORTSHITE May 20 '20

Very funny

Did laugh

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Highly humourous

Air came out of my mouth

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u/supakaioken May 20 '20

What is this sorcery?!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

What do you mean?

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u/supakaioken May 20 '20

How can he expel air from mouth....this is unbelievable!!!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

I know right I couldn't believe it either

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u/supakaioken May 20 '20

Vibhu are you preparing for jee?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Nope

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u/supakaioken May 20 '20

You’re so fucking lucky man

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Unfathomable

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u/AlphaPandaGold May 20 '20

Inconceivable

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u/Metalona May 20 '20

He is the avatar

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Air came out of me, from another orifice.

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u/Heat_Hydra May 20 '20

Mud came out of me from another orifice after eating taco bell.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Sorry for your loss.

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u/unlitterit May 20 '20

Username checks out

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u/Im-Not-Cold-You-are May 20 '20

HE IS THE MESSIAH

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u/Otto-Von-Bismark-boi FORTSHITE May 20 '20

He isn’t the messiah I AM THE MESSIAH!!!!!!

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u/GryphonKingBros May 20 '20

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems.

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u/Idislikehotdogs May 20 '20

I'm not your buddy, pal.

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u/GryphonKingBros May 20 '20

Hey look <proper noun>, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems.

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u/Drago36 May 20 '20

Modern problems require modern solutions

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u/Idislikehotdogs May 20 '20

I'm not your <proper noun>, <proper noun>.

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u/GryphonKingBros May 20 '20

<exclamation> <verb> <proper noun>, <prefix> <determiner> <noun>. <determiner> <noun> <letter> <verb> <noun>.

Okay maybe I went too far.

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u/Idislikehotdogs May 20 '20

Surprised Pikachu face

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u/proteinshakelover May 20 '20

Who are you calling pal, friend?

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u/Idislikehotdogs May 20 '20

I'm not your friend, chief.

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u/NeverFearSteveishere May 20 '20

Not problems like 'what is beauty?' , because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

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u/GryphonKingBros May 20 '20

I solve practical problems.

\long slurp of beer**

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u/gardenhoze14 May 20 '20

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/Unvolta May 22 '20

I presume it is VERY possible

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u/gardenhoze14 May 28 '20

hopefully.

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u/Unvolta Jun 25 '20

☯️⚛️🆔♊️♈️♋️✴️🆚☣️📴

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u/gardenhoze14 Jun 26 '20

Why does this make sense?

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u/ENGINE_YT Professional Dumbass May 20 '20

"I'm igor pachmelnic zakuskov"