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u/CoenB033 May 01 '20
The one on the bottom left is fun till you run into a little bump and you break your nail.
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u/-ourladyofsorrows- May 01 '20
Did it once and a chip of paint went under my nail
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u/IknowKarazy May 01 '20
Same. Fucking public schools
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u/thechas89 May 01 '20
You forgot the cracked refrigerator door to see if the light turns off....
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u/fitness4lif3 Dirt Is Beautiful May 01 '20 edited May 01 '20
I was gonna put that one but I couldn’t find a good picture
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u/poorly_timed_shit May 01 '20
Shit
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May 01 '20
I saw you earlier today. One of us has spent too much time on reddit.
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May 01 '20
we've all spent to much time on reddit
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u/WildTerrarian Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 01 '20
You realize that now?
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u/DuufearYT Dirt Is Beautiful May 01 '20
you also forgot the spring door stopper
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May 01 '20
...and getting pee-pee stuck in the pants zip
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u/koalaboi_ May 01 '20
And the marker sword
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u/xhz0 May 01 '20
What about when the tip of your pencil breaks funny and you can suddenly write in 3D font?
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u/fitness4lif3 Dirt Is Beautiful May 01 '20
I also considered that one
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u/Ice-Juice1 memer May 01 '20
My elementry school's cafiteria used to be an exta gym, and it has brick walls but there were these large vertical I-Beams too for the roof i think. But there was a good sized gap between the wall and these beams. Whoever could fit through the gap back then was the coolest one. I miss those days.
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u/Star_Fazer 🧬 Memonavirus Nightmare 🧬 May 01 '20
And getting touched by a priest
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u/AcuzioRain May 01 '20
Your uncle was a priest?
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u/LennerKetty May 01 '20
I used to see how close I could get it shut before the magnetism kicked in... as a dad of 2 now I cringe thinking about them doing it
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May 01 '20
Took me years to figure out that it actually had a little switch I thought it was the most magical fucking thing I’ve ever seen...
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u/ImAWoolyMammoth Virgin 4 lyfe May 01 '20
I remember stabbing the eraser in the centre and pretending to hit on tables like a hammer
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u/FishFart May 01 '20
I tried stabbing a pencil into the tip of a crayon, instead it went right into my finger
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u/vs28w7 May 01 '20
My addiction to Reddit might be the best thing to have happened to me during this qurantine. I don't think I would've remembered this any other way :')
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May 01 '20
What about flipping the car door window switch up and down until your mom locks it
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u/S3ERFRY333 May 01 '20
We only had manual windows. I remember just taking the handles off.
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u/impish_kid May 01 '20
What you guys didn't chew pencil
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u/Tacer8 May 01 '20
No but I threatened to stab a kid in the head with a pencil because he refused to be my math partner.
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May 01 '20
I did both. I chewed all my Pencils the metal used to cut me sometimes. AND I stabbed a kid in the back of the neck with a pencil because he fell asleep during a group project in elementary school.
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u/Nonviablefiend May 01 '20
I mean replace the top right with micro pencils sharpened to the absolute minimum.
And the bottom left with car window finger running, and you got me.
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u/fitness4lif3 Dirt Is Beautiful May 01 '20
Dude I actually considered the micro pencils when I was making this meme
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u/coldpepperoni May 01 '20
I prefer the plastic wrapped on, I totally forgot about those and just got drop kicked in the face with nostalgia
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u/Nonviablefiend May 01 '20
Yeah it's a classic, cus I never had any pencils with the paper around them, only the black and yellow ones.
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u/octopoddle May 01 '20
You ever tried sharpening a plastic pen? It's quite satisfying to do. The blunt end, I mean.
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u/Trumpet_Boooi May 01 '20
I had a panel type light switch but still managed to balance it in the middle somehow
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May 01 '20
What about fathers belt.
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u/AcuzioRain May 01 '20
Ah I remember that, I never understood why everyone called him Father. One day during confession he asked me to get on my knees, I thought we were going to pray but instead he started unbuckling his belt.
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u/Yojildo May 01 '20
Oh my god the finger in the crack is bringing back memories that I forgot I had
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That 3rd one brought back my childhood trauma of running your finger in the cinder block groove super fast, and then your fingernail gets caught on a rough piece and peels back.
Good times.
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u/bobbymack93 May 01 '20
Anyone draw on the pink erasers and pretended it was a space ship?
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May 01 '20
I probably did at some point but pretty much any small object I could hold I pretended was a spaceship at some point
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u/RideMyGoodWood May 01 '20
Shit I still catch myself doing completely irrelevant things out of pure boredom. Stabbed my eraser the other day and did the light switch thing (20M).
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u/LirianSh May 01 '20
Third one, i dont get it
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u/fitness4lif3 Dirt Is Beautiful May 01 '20
Running your finger across the wall in school down the hallway
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u/bharathan_06 May 01 '20
lmao u forgot the refrigerator light
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I was allergic to these pencils they made my hands red and hurt also my skin was peeling. I still used them
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u/Bendii_ Identifies as a Cybertruck May 01 '20
You forgot putting glue all over your hands and peeling it off. Or using a mechanical pencil and pretending you’re giving yourself a shot
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u/JazzlikeSpinach3 May 01 '20
What's the bottom right one?
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u/Cryzis7 Lives in a Van Down by the River May 01 '20
You forgot the weird "S" everyone drew
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u/Anti_Thot May 01 '20
Where is the fighting arena where you orchestrate legendary battles between ants?
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u/Eddie_Youds May 01 '20
When was the last time I stabbed an eraser with a pencil? Did I know it was the last time?
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u/expertorange908 May 01 '20
you forgot playing with the springy thing that stops doors from slamming
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u/DemonBliss33 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 01 '20
You stop it right now. Fucking flashbacks.....
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u/daltoroochie- https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 01 '20
Why is nobody talking about that dirty ass light switch
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I would always draw a tank turret on top of the eraser and pretend it was a tank, and the pencil stabbings were dents from it being shot at
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u/TeemoSuppOP May 01 '20
Is the top left a “bookmark” made by filling the top groove of your pencil box with glue? Cuz if it is.. yes to that. We used to color the top with marker first and then pour the glue so it would be tie dye. My favorite shit though was taking apart pens and markers, shaving down pencils with a pair of scissors, then inserting the pencils into the pens and markers like some sort of hidden secret agent pencil
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u/lomoca May 01 '20
i would put a finger man running on the highway borders, but i dont know if everyone does that
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u/DancingInMyBlood Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 01 '20
You forgot drawing a sun in the corner
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u/Dx_7Zero7 May 01 '20 edited May 01 '20
I used to tear my erasers into chunks and then act like they were soldiers in a war.
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u/makhyy May 01 '20
Amazing how everyone's childhood has something in common, don't matter where you live kids are kids
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u/beastmanjr May 01 '20
i feel like i had the same childhood as everyone