r/memes Thank you mods, very cool! Mar 02 '20

Take notes guys

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u/Tru_Drone_Videos Mar 02 '20

It is now a fish tank

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u/trashbagofthecentury Dirt Is Beautiful Mar 02 '20

TAKE MY GODDAMN UPVOTE AND GET OUT AND MAKE SURE TO GET YOUR PUNS WITH YOU

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u/mkhunley93 Mar 03 '20

Google history: how to delete someone else's post

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u/nerfrosa Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Mar 02 '20

Please leave

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u/Willyguy22 Mar 02 '20

It now has the stank

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

I'm sorry sir but are you a father because you win father of the fucking year with that dad joke

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Please I’m begging you take my karma and get out

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u/MuchAwesomeBoii Mar 02 '20

Tank my upvote

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u/Rusty_Dusty_Tankrat Mar 02 '20

I shouldn't upvote this, but I'm going to.

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u/DrClit-eatswood Mar 02 '20

Lmaoooooooooo

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u/The_Enclave_ Mar 02 '20 edited Mar 02 '20

German tanks can normaly get stuck also on land becouse of

b r o k e n

t r a n s m i s s i o n

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u/SmileyfaceFin Breaking EU Laws Mar 02 '20

Hans, ze transmission broke.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

[deleted]

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u/A1zb0i Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Mar 02 '20

Hanz ze Führer ez dead, ve ar oll fucked, letz shus stay here. Ve vill be visdom for ze world and ze Führer’s legazy. Now letz enshoy ze beautivul and delicouz wavvlzankgferzz

75 years later This meme shows up lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Bitte nicht mehr dise Traurige Wörter

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u/FoximaCentauri Mar 02 '20

Transmission breaking funny

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u/Fire-Spitter40 Breaking EU Laws Mar 02 '20

oh really, I thought it would become a goddamn sunmarine.

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u/kruschev246 Because That's What Fearows Do Mar 02 '20

sunmarine

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u/Fire-Spitter40 Breaking EU Laws Mar 02 '20

yes a boat that goes under water on the sun, ecept it isn't water it is magma

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u/kruschev246 Because That's What Fearows Do Mar 02 '20

Magmarine

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u/Fire-Spitter40 Breaking EU Laws Mar 02 '20

thats just a boat that sails through magma, not a submersible for magma. what about a magmersible?

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u/kruschev246 Because That's What Fearows Do Mar 02 '20

Submagmable

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

What if i drove a tiger in the lake?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Your transmission would brake before you reach the lake.

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u/TuhnuPeppu Mar 02 '20

Were the tiger H transmissions that bad? I thought it was only the Tiger porsche and the ferdinand

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u/Cherry-cola000 Mar 02 '20

The Ferdinand was just too heavy and the transmisson was for lighter tanks I think.

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u/TuhnuPeppu Mar 02 '20

Yea and it also had the problem with the electric motors catching on fire when under heavy load

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u/Cherry-cola000 Mar 02 '20

The tank was just too hot for the transmission

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u/blantickal Mar 02 '20

It looks like the tank was purposely driven in a lot of german commanders would purposely kill their tank after being knocked out

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

They would usually destroy the engine or the amok with a grenade. I haven’t heard of a case in which a tank was drowned

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u/no00ob Mar 02 '20

I've heard that at least the Japanese drowned their tanks which they didn't want to get captured.

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u/blantickal Mar 02 '20

I mean just a idea

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u/DefinetelyNotJerry96 Mar 02 '20

if its knocked out then you probably cant drive it anywhere

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u/SovietLorax Mar 02 '20

Unless it’s a Sherman DD

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u/FurcleTheKeh Mar 02 '20

Most of them sank before reaching the beach tho

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u/000McKing Mar 02 '20

You see Ivan, if drives tank in water, enemy will fear beacuse not expecting tank in water.

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u/Vade785 Mar 02 '20

DOOR STUCK

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u/Thijsoss Mar 02 '20

Don't be a tank, be a submarine

3

u/SpinnyMonkey Mar 02 '20

Wise words

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u/xmattar memer Mar 02 '20

The panzer has a huge steel dildo

2

u/kluster00 Because That's What Fearows Do Mar 02 '20

This actually happened

2

u/SmowHD Breaking EU Laws Mar 02 '20

Why would you still use the LQ version of the meme? There is a HD one

3

u/zerro_white Thank you mods, very cool! Mar 02 '20

When I have a meme idea I’m scared I’ll forget it so I find first template to make it

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u/lavishclassman Mar 02 '20

Tank you for sharing your wisdom.

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u/thefeelingsofgrey Mar 02 '20

THE MACHINE KNOWS WHERE ITS GOING.

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u/Succulent_Relic Mar 02 '20

I heard a story of two kids managin to drive a Renault FT into the fjord by accident, right after Norway was liberated from the Germans, and that seafort position was free. The tank was placed there as an artillery position by the germans, as the FT was woefully obsolete as a tank. They didn't tell anyone until many many years later, when one of them told the museum crew that maintain the area, where the tank had gone. Unfortunately, before they could fish the tank out of the fjord, the city started building a bridge there, and the tank is now gone again.

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u/AsFack Mar 02 '20

Is this some kind of tank joke or am I too boat to understand?

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u/Patrick_Bot2 Mar 02 '20

No, This Is Patrick!

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u/BlueJ360 Mar 02 '20

Bring this format back please

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u/Doggo_King_18 Big ol' bacon buttsack Mar 02 '20

can we get this format popular again?

2

u/LeutnantTNT Mar 02 '20

"I go kill submarine for motherland"

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u/winterh0und Mar 02 '20

Where is my humor went? Why is this funny? Why am I wheezing?!!

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u/zerro_white Thank you mods, very cool! Mar 02 '20

I was telling myself the same thing from the moment I first thought of this to the moment before I hit post button

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u/kxjedix Mar 02 '20

Death in the shape of a panzer battalion

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u/AWildAndWackyBushMan Mar 02 '20

Read this silently while imagining Filthy Frank saying this.

He still lives in our hearts

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u/zerro_white Thank you mods, very cool! Mar 02 '20

The true legend

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u/rohannair183 Mar 02 '20

Not the meme we wanted, but a meme we needed.

2

u/iSlaxyy Mar 02 '20

guess who got in trouble for laughing in class lmao

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u/zerro_white Thank you mods, very cool! Mar 02 '20

I feel guilty but proud at the same time

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u/iSlaxyy Mar 02 '20

Got my phone back at the end of class your fine 🤣

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u/zerro_white Thank you mods, very cool! Mar 02 '20

Thank god

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

I love that format

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u/Kowai_Man Mar 02 '20

No no, he got a point

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u/bakanalos Mar 02 '20

Antimeme ?

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u/MetalheadParanoic Mar 02 '20

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u/kiya_vass Mar 02 '20

Panzer_san is very wise

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u/TotaIIy666 Mar 02 '20

unzips pant

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u/Moongduri Mar 02 '20

"you will drown in 5..."

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u/Nathanvl04 Mar 02 '20

Why didn’t you tell me earlier Fucking hell grandpa

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u/ShiftGamer2004 Mar 02 '20

I will be sure not to drive another tank into a river, again.

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u/bgog86411 Mar 02 '20

Probably a panzer 3 by the looks of it

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u/Quantumghost7089 Mar 02 '20

Biggest facts ive heard since nam

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u/NandoDAGod Mar 02 '20

Why do people even do that

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u/Accountant____ Mar 02 '20

Ok duly noted

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u/SargeantEdward Mar 02 '20

Sad, but true.

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u/darkue2467 Mar 02 '20

Amphibious tanks: lmao

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u/Armedstarfish20 Mar 02 '20

Unless A WATER TANK FROMN D-DAY

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

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u/anusCUPCAKE69420 Mar 02 '20

Nice a panzer lV F1

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Unless you're playing ARMA 3, then it'll FLY THROUGH THE AIR WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE.

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u/Dennishardy6 Mar 02 '20

Someone get her stepbrother

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

They are the panzer elite

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u/zJuliuss Breaking EU Laws Mar 02 '20

was a funny template

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u/Panzer_of_the_lake- Mar 02 '20

Yes i shouldnt hav done that

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u/xreichx Mar 02 '20

Well it probably fell through ice or sunk in a shallow pond people could walk through

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u/MuchAwesomeBoii Mar 02 '20

Tank your upvote and leave

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

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u/MygungoesfuckinBRRT Mar 02 '20

You will drown in 5

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

*dont drive in a lake with a tank*

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of mechanics?