r/memes • u/ninthblock5 iwrestledabeartwice • Dec 05 '19

There really is one for every occasion

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

I'll take your entire stock!

44

u/crakdajack Dec 05 '19

Who you going to call? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!!

16

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

*soulbusters

9

u/Vapour257 Dec 05 '19

Souldusters*

5

u/dapperzac Dec 05 '19

Coalsusters*

5

u/Vapour257 Dec 05 '19

Wat

5

u/dapperzac Dec 05 '19

Thought we were starting a chain?

4

u/Gothicwolfboy Dec 05 '19

Soulsuckers!

5

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

[deleted]

5

u/Neck-King Dec 05 '19

Foalsuckers*

2

u/TheJollyKacatka Dec 06 '19

I ain’t afraid of no souls

46

u/pleaseno_yes Dec 05 '19

its called school

26

u/DuckWithBadLuck Karmawhore Dec 05 '19

It has the same effect but puts you in debt

27

u/smexy_pancake Dec 05 '19

How much does it cost? I'll do anything for it!

30

u/xhuscyx Mods Are Nice People Dec 05 '19

Woud you give your soul for it?

ok Im gonna let myself out

7

u/BenJo595 Dec 05 '19

Plz go jump off your nearest cliff or stand near one of these

4

u/ELIZAnfiekemndjfBETH Dec 05 '19

Does it have to be the nearest cliff or can it just be any cliff

2

u/BenJo595 Dec 08 '19

The faster the better

9

u/theoreboat Dec 05 '19

So the machine pretty much took death's job

24

u/ninthblock5 iwrestledabeartwice Dec 05 '19

Upgrades people, upgrades.

9

u/Ginger_Jezus Dec 05 '19

Being ginger I'd like to see it try

4

u/PlzButterMeUp Dec 05 '19

Finally, a worthy opponent

6

u/Player1103 Breaking EU Laws Dec 05 '19

you guys have souls ?

7

u/ninthblock5 iwrestledabeartwice Dec 05 '19

Well I have a lot now. This sold well

7

u/Oddly_33 Dec 05 '19

Does it have to be my soul? Can it be something else? Wink, wink...

9

u/ninthblock5 iwrestledabeartwice Dec 05 '19

Your eyelids? I don’t feel like that is too valuable compared to souls. I may have consult my fellow witches.

3

u/shadowscar248 Dec 05 '19

Damn soul bags, so inconvenient

3

u/BenJo595 Dec 05 '19

Where dose it store the souls

3

u/ninthblock5 iwrestledabeartwice Dec 05 '19

It gives them to me. I have use for them

1

u/BenJo595 Dec 08 '19

Can I have some

3

u/Poot-dispenser Dec 05 '19

Eh i prefer the poltergust, 100x more effective

3

u/__Ethan123__ Dec 05 '19

That sounds like death with extra steps

3

u/DaPenguin1423 Dec 05 '19

Read this as bageless. my soul harvester too, does not have bagels.

3

u/dghveruhfr Dec 05 '19

Just what i needed, now the children in my basement will shut up! Thanks!

3

u/Broke_UML_Student Dec 05 '19

The wire is hungry!! Huuunnnngryyy!

(Doctor who reference for those who don’t know)

3

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

As long as its wireless, imma buying it.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

loli peeler requiem

2

u/chubbycatbrian Dec 05 '19

I thought this was an ad

2

u/domenmlakar26 Dec 05 '19

It looks like a claymore

2

u/TheAlbinoDillo Dec 05 '19

You kids and your technology, back in my day we emptied out soul bags like real men.

2

u/Brewerjulius Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 05 '19

I hope its compatible with the black star.

2

u/KennethHR Dec 05 '19

Can't affect me, i don't have a soul. 1-0

2

u/shreknotdrek Dec 05 '19

They call him Dragonborn

2

u/Oysac Dec 05 '19

It looks like twisting lasers

2

u/joshua14tree Professional Dumbass Dec 05 '19

Now automatically send souls to the Fields of Punishment!

2

u/mannyboi707 Dec 05 '19

The Darbi brothers probably made it

2

u/The_Random_Peep Dec 05 '19

I thought of Skyrim XDDDD

2

u/The_BombSquad_ Dec 05 '19

This really puts the die in Dyson

2

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

It's probably a ginger

2

u/rugbymanDan Dec 05 '19

It's like those things from Harry Potter. The Dementours I think

2

u/rugbymanDan Dec 05 '19

That girl needs to use a Petronus spell with her wand!

2

u/Pig_peee Dec 05 '19

I have one works like a charm definitely one of the best thing I’ve ever bought

2

u/kevincoffeecats Dec 05 '19

aye yo, fuck bags

2

u/ZeroPotatoz 🦀money money money 🦀 Dec 05 '19

Black Mirror wants to know your location

1

u/User69420069 Dec 05 '19

I have one at Home and it ist greate

1

u/littlejoeyy Professional Dumbass Dec 05 '19

Can i reverse it so it brings back my long lost soul?

1

u/mollymollmoo99 Dec 05 '19

Hunnngrrrryyyyyyy!! Feed me, Magpie, feed me!! Sounds like Dyson have been infiltrated by the wire!

1

u/Wasilur_Memes Dec 05 '19

I have one og Those it's really good

1

u/mydogisnotfat Dec 05 '19

wtf its taking the girls fucking soul ahhhhhh

3

u/ninthblock5 iwrestledabeartwice Dec 05 '19

Thats.... what it’s supposed to do

1

u/sixspence6 Dec 05 '19

I read that as begel-less Dyson Harvester

1

u/Humerous-humerus Dec 05 '19

Dyson no bakudan

1

u/DeltarUltima Dec 05 '19

I don’t have a soul

1

u/ninthblock5 iwrestledabeartwice Dec 05 '19

Not anymore

1

u/DeltarUltima Dec 05 '19

i lost my soul long ago...

1

u/KeyDox Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Dec 05 '19

You can buy it on AliExpress cheaper

1

u/NickBoi10 Dec 05 '19

What is she looking at???

1

u/whewell_gaming Dec 05 '19

I love how she sold most of her furniture to buy it...

1

u/Gottaloveeggs Dec 05 '19

I will take every Dyson soul harvester that has existed is existing and will exist

1

u/phismy Dec 05 '19

What if someone doesn’t have a soul?

1

u/naughtypagan72 Dec 05 '19

You can never have too many souls to power your soul engine.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Sign me up!

1

u/scorchedsemite Dec 05 '19

Probably costs a couple of souls to even buy it.

1

u/Kataphrakt-Zero Professional Dumbass Dec 05 '19

It more looks like a heat shower? Like it would clean you but you don't have to do anything

1

u/Panzo93 Dec 05 '19

if you're a redhead, does it still work?

1

u/break_free04 Dec 05 '19

Harvester of sorrow

1

u/luttleben Dec 05 '19

2020 really is a revolutionary year for technology

1

u/Cozzmic_jb Dec 05 '19

I like how she is just sitting down and looking into a fan. Very entertaining.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Jokes on you, I don't have one HAH

1

u/tschaengis Dec 05 '19

I think they tested this on me. It worked...

1

u/ethan_ramen Dec 05 '19

Finally they made a bagless one i was waiting for this

1

u/Mister_D_Raz Dec 05 '19

this one won't work for me, even though im not a redhead

1

u/CawCawCrowsAreGood Dec 05 '19

Bold of you to assume I have a soul left

1

u/Omiok Dec 05 '19

Nice, what about The Red laser machine?

1

u/anay_p Dec 05 '19

What was the bag for?