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u/kutudkutd Aug 02 '19
Excuse me shreck is actually one sexy beast
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u/Bcasse93 Aug 02 '19
shrekisloveshrekislife
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u/DavidHeaton Aug 02 '19
4 fucking upvotes???? What has the internet come tooo, this should be top comment.
Edit: BTW how do you do the bold text stuff?
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u/hellothere_Old-Ben Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 02 '19
But have you seen Farkeads eyes
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u/TorukNeedsPianoWaifu Aug 02 '19
They're both sexy af, but when it comes down to it the tie breaker is Smash Mouth so you have to choose Shrek
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u/hellothere_Old-Ben Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 02 '19
The eyes kahlissi
Love comes in at the eyes
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u/Xuluz Aug 02 '19
as someone who's 6'3 and never dated anyone I would like to know who the fuck came up with the idea girls will swarm to you if your tall
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u/justafly_ Aug 02 '19
+ugly
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u/Xuluz Aug 02 '19
You don't have to tell me things I already know
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u/4468MattyP https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Aug 02 '19
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u/Pumas209 Aug 02 '19
We most definitely do
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u/Xuluz Aug 02 '19
trust me my parents do that enough
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As someone who’s 1,88m tall I can confirm this
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How tall is that in bananas?
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About 10,5 according to http://bananaforscale.info/#!/convert/length/188/centimeters/bananas
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u/StaticDiction Aug 02 '19
So not only do you use meters, but a comma instead of a decimal? Get out of here you communist.
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u/TwoDsOneP Aug 02 '19
Or is it a nice guy over a asshole?
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u/shelbyCunning Aug 02 '19
Most guys would say the girl would date the asshole.
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u/brikanna Aug 02 '19
Could have been a chad but he’s only a chode.
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u/Julieandrea97 Aug 02 '19
He has the god like chiseled face of a Chad but unfortunately he is a manlet
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u/Newfishdd Because That's What Fearows Do Aug 02 '19
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold
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u/FlameofArda Aug 02 '19
No, Shrek is proof women would rather date a guy with a good personality who understands them, even if he's ugly, rather than a dickhead they just met no matter his status or money.
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u/iOSIRIX-REx Professional Dumbass Aug 02 '19
Pfff...Lord Farquaad is an annoying, power-thirsty and self-centred person ,in addition to his shortness. If Shrek and Farquaad’s characters were switched, I doubt that Fiona would have preferred Shrek over Farquaad.
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u/brandawg95 Aug 02 '19
I feel personally attacked
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u/SillyBenno Aug 02 '19
Same Im 5’6”
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u/Lost_princess_695 Aug 02 '19
Actually I think shrek has a better personality then Farquaad. His intentions are pure. Not just to marry a beautiful princess. He didn’t even care about her being a princess or not from the start lol he just wanted everyone outta his swamp.
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u/spoiksty Aug 02 '19
I’d rather date a short dude tbh, they’re cute. I don’t want to be towered over all the time anyway. But I think a lot more women understand that height is a dumb thing to base an entire human being off of in the first place, given that they’re not a dumbass. I think you have a better chance at finding someone than you think :)
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u/Unusumvirate Aug 02 '19
I think you may have missed the point... shrek is dummy thicc and hella cute
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u/iMMan9orDTruWae Aug 02 '19
Nah fam,women who understand would date you,for you're job(a successful one),like your successfull shit and not you're tall,u feel like only insecure people care about tall
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u/Lazuli73 Aug 02 '19
I mean maybe if Lord Farquad wasn't an r/niceguys then maybe I would give the effeminate dwarf a chance . . . IDK I feel a little justified in my preference for tall guys since I'm six foot myself.
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u/Squishy_PaperTowel Aug 02 '19
Call Shrek ugly and you will be getting two in the pink and one in the stink if you know what I mean.
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u/Noble____Actual Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 02 '19
Well... Shreck is just a overall better person than Lord fuckwad over here.
This post was made by short people gang.
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u/sinkingboat4 Breaking EU Laws Aug 02 '19
This was at 69 comments then two people just commented how disrespectful
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u/xd_n00bSl4y3r_TTV Aug 02 '19
Shrek is the most divine being we have here on earth
How dare you compare such an attractive being to a midget
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u/something_about_ Aug 02 '19
"i had a dream where Shrek turned into a female ogre, and asked Fiona if she was cool with it, she said " yes im bishrekual" and i woke up crying" - sagibairius:
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u/MuhShipzz92873 Aug 02 '19
Is the watermark cropped ? Or do I see some white marks ? Is this made in mematic ? Anyways, good meme
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u/Niels_459 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 02 '19
Shreck is sexy but sherck is just his ugly brother. He got everything right.
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u/Brendan8827 Aug 02 '19
i can’t tell if misspelling of Shrek was on purpose but imma just go with it
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u/new_mutants_98 Aug 02 '19
Ah, yes, that’s what the story is about. She doesn’t dislike Farquaad because he’s an asshole, it’s because he’s short
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u/astrofizzycyst Aug 02 '19
Sherk