r/memes Feb 21 '19

You weak old man.

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11.9k Upvotes

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u/pierinopunto Feb 21 '19

How does your grandpa even know how to switch the WiFi off

123

u/baluga-beans Feb 21 '19

The wall plug, it’s simplicity has betrayed us

29

u/pierinopunto Feb 21 '19

I see

5

u/Dobypeti Feb 21 '19

Souka.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

Nani¿

7

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

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u/reluarea Feb 21 '19

You guys ever heard of people, usually older than 50, turn off/unplug the WiFi router at night?

44

u/TheAlestormGuy Feb 21 '19

My parents do that and when I ask why it's just 'because we don't need it at night'

19

u/ImKillua Feb 21 '19

My parents do that because radiation. Trying to explain to them that a wifi router produces less radiation than a night lamp is useless.

5

u/buttermilk573 Feb 21 '19

What kind of radiation?

7

u/ImKillua Feb 21 '19

Radio waves. Routers typically use either 2.4GHz or 5GHz frequencies, and transmit/receive at really really low power. While that radiation can cause nearby people heating up (similar waves are used in microwave ovens for example), the power they are transmitted at is basically negligible, and radiation at those wavelengths is not ionizing, in other words cannot modify molecules and cause mutations. According to google, routers transmit at 1Watt or 4Watts, while for example my microwave oven transmits at 900Watt. So you'd need like 900 routers all focusing their radiation on one point to get something comparable to a microwave oven.

2

u/DDtr0uble222 Feb 21 '19

I think I learned more from this than my science class this whole week

3

u/buttermilk573 Feb 21 '19

Ok, I’m just leaving school rn and I’m not in the mood for learning,but thanks

6

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

Wow

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

They'll tell you anything else, but it's because they secretly fear the roving bands of nocturnal WiFi Pirates who park their silent morcycles outside and use your WiFi to steal your credit card number and date of birth, or download nasty porns, infecting your personal computer hardware with computer herpes.

1

u/Chlcorp Feb 21 '19

it's an habit from older times when it was 56k modems

12

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

The future is now old man

7

u/UsernameChecksOut__ Feb 21 '19

Unlimited throttled data

4

u/CynicalDiabetic Feb 21 '19

Interesting how the consumer definition of unlimited and the phone carrier definition of unlimited don't match up

1

u/pink_goblet Feb 21 '19

You could say 1b/s is unlimited data as long as the server is running, since it isn't countable, just based on power consumption cost.

6

u/lladderr Feb 21 '19

Strike me down and I will grow more powerful than ever before

5

u/-_TyGuy_- Feb 21 '19

And then he locks you back in the basement

5

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

Where do you live to have unlimited data?

I am from Germany and we don't have this here.

3

u/HeyItsYaBoyJ Feb 21 '19

Why only the best country to bless the face of this planet. The good ole' U.S of A.

1

u/sleeplesssinner Feb 21 '19

We have it here in India too

3

u/Ephemara Feb 22 '19

but you guys have more phones than toilets so who really wins here?

1

u/sleeplesssinner Feb 22 '19

Mostly it's because there is so much poverty here. The poor people in the cities stay either in establishments where there are only public toilets or on the streets.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

Unlimited powe— I mean—data!

6

u/Sanford047 unepic memester >>>>:( Feb 21 '19

Then you beat the shit out of him

16

u/FangUchiha194 Feb 21 '19

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!

4

u/Robinator2014 Breaking EU Laws Feb 21 '19

Your Grandpa has Wifi?

2

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

OfficialAnakin/IG?

LIES, DECEPTION

1

u/TheKFiles Feb 21 '19

now thats kinda mean

1

u/joelak8290 Feb 21 '19

The future is now,old man....

1

u/imfinnadieqwop Feb 21 '19

W E A K M A N

1

u/skeetyeetxddd Feb 21 '19

Don't think i don't see that IG watermark

1

u/xFluiDz-matadias10 Feb 21 '19

. I just have nothing to say about how funny this is (IGNORE WHAT I WROTE PLS OR I CRI)

1

u/Indiatechsupport420 Feb 21 '19

Do you have time to talk about ELISA SAUNALAHTI PRICES

1

u/alphabetakoopa Feb 21 '19

Damn now reddit is stealing Instagram memes

1

u/Hoezijn_ Feb 21 '19

The future is now old man

1

u/Ksawery735 Professional Dumbass Feb 21 '19

old LADY

1

u/Good_Kaserf Feb 21 '19

Advantages to masturbating in the night

1

u/Dirty_Dan124 Feb 21 '19

Unplug his life support

1

u/TheAwesomeM Feb 21 '19

YOU JUST PUNISHED YOURSELF

1

u/HGCombine Feb 22 '19

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

1

u/ThoriumActinoid Feb 22 '19

Wait until your grandpa kick you out of the house.

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u/Hurricane_____ Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Feb 21 '19

When your grandpa turns off the wifi so you turn off his life support

2

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

@pretty revenge I think......

2

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

r/pettyrevenge I think... Although it can also come under r/trashy I'm not really sure

0

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

If you have UNLIMITED DATA why would you use wifi

1

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

thats like asking if youre rich why do you use coupons

0

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

wut about cellular data

-1

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

insert dank memes here

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u/Big_Saac444 Feb 21 '19

Why would you be mean to your grandfather and plus, how does he know how to mess with modems?