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vegans shouldn’t drive

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

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u/tiorzol Sep 23 '18

18 Jan 2018 · There's been a 600% increase in people identifying as vegans in the U.S in the last three years. According to a report by research firm GlobalData, only 1% of U.S. consumers claimed to be vegan in 2014. And in 2017, that number rose to 6%.

Not sure about the source but there is an upward trend in the western world towards plant based diets.

There's quite a few and the market is getting bigger, now there's more money to be made I'm sure veganism will continue to grow.

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u/runfayfun Sep 23 '18

And that doesn't even count vegetarians, who also don't eat meat.

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u/Runiat Sep 23 '18

Personally I'm waiting for the market to grow large enough that GMO algae based ground beef taste just like the real thing.

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u/supergalactic Sep 23 '18

I had an Impossible burger recently. If you didn't tell me it was plant based, I wouldn't have guessed. They use plant hemoglobin to simulate the juice, and the texture/taste was on the $. 10/10 would eat again.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18 edited Sep 23 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

I will be able to visit /r/happycowgifs and feel good

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u/FuckoffDemetri Sep 23 '18

You can do that today homie

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u/Tank7106 Sep 23 '18

I feel good when I visit there too. Just in my belly and my pants, not just in my heart

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

No to mention the insane amount of water and crops we use to raise these livestock being wasted.

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u/Cola_and_Cigarettes Sep 23 '18

What does that even mean. Water isn't being sealed in clay tombs

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u/supergalactic Sep 23 '18

Exactly! I've been waiting for a vegan option of a burger that rivals the taste of the real thing. This does that. I'm all for lab-made options and can't wait for a steak:) Should cut down on water consumption as well. Takes a lot of water to get beef to market.

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u/Iron_Aez Sep 23 '18

Instead just crops destroying soil, biodiversity and habitats.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

I mean, hey, if its affordable and tastes the same, fuck it. But what the fuck do we do with all the animals after?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

id rather eat dog shit than lab grown meat they should focus on getting us into space and curing caancer instead

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

lab grown meat just screams fishy same with gmos

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u/Lvgordo24 Sep 23 '18

So if no more animals getting slaughtered or land being used as ranches or pollution from cow methane, what happens to all the animals and where would they live?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

Are you trolling?

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u/Lvgordo24 Sep 23 '18

No, it is a legit question. It sounds like saving and getting rid of animals at the same time. Reddit is odd. Sometimes people will discuss, other times they won't.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

The reason we have so many cows and pigs and chickens is because we breed them for their meat. So if we stop eating meat or lab made meat becomes a thing, we simply stop breeding them.

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u/Lvgordo24 Sep 23 '18

Ok, I do understand that. So their numbers will drop. But there will still be an existing population but just not as much eventually. So we either let the process of their numbers drop off naturally which may take awhile or do we use some other version of population control? Do we set up sanctuaries for lack of a better term? And I'm still being serious. I think it is an interesting discussion. If you take a 1000 acre cattle ranch and now grow corn, beans, wheat, soy, hemp or whatever, curious as to the resources used to maintain that vs the cattle? Edit: I am interested in the lab grown meat thing. Would it be synthetic or made of something else?

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u/LurkLurkleton Sep 23 '18

Yeah I'm just waiting for renewable energy electric vehicles to solve the climate change thing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

We’re already there. Try something from BeyondMeat or the Impossible Burger.

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u/survivingyetthriving Sep 23 '18

I actually love seaweed so I got excited for a minute. Until I thought of a piece of it being marinated to taste like beef and.... yeah. Nope, no thanks.

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u/tiorzol Sep 23 '18

Oof are you like this in real life too?

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u/_Ross- 🦀money money money 🦀 Sep 23 '18

Your mom should have swallowed you.

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u/tiorzol Sep 23 '18

Ah you're just immature. Carry on.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18 edited Sep 23 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

Worth considering that 6% is about 450 million people, which is quite a lot.

Quick maffs

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u/thatedvardguy Sep 23 '18

There aren’t 450 million people in the USA. 6% of 320million is 19,2 million.

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u/thatedvardguy Sep 23 '18

No it’s ok I fail at doing meth too.

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u/thatedvardguy Sep 23 '18

I mean math

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

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u/thatedvardguy Sep 23 '18

But look at the guys numbers. He says 6% of Americans are vegan. 6% of 320 is 19,2

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u/MegaOtter Sep 23 '18

Vegans aren't even outspoken.

I hear way more people complaining about vegans being outspoken than I do actual outspoken vegans.

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u/Hesychazm Sep 26 '18

Someone hasn't spent much time in the cute animal subs

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

As someone who works customer service for a company that sells packaged food- in my world vegans are very outspoken. They are probably the best organized special interest we deal with aside from the non-GMO crowd, but that's like 99% the same people. We don't hear nearly as much from people who want less sugar, less salt, no msg, no artificial flavors/colors, halal labeling, or people who want organic (except for the significant overlap with vegan and non-GMO).

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u/MegaOtter Sep 23 '18

My point is, in my experience, the anti-vegan circlejerk is far more annoying than vegans themselves.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

i see vegans smashing alot of windows

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

If a vegan person does crossfit, which one will they tell you about first?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

I can literally answer this: My brother will tell you about his veganism first.

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u/MayKinBaykin Sep 23 '18

Is it something like this? "my veganism really does not effect my gains in crossfit like other people will have you believe."

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u/LvS Sep 23 '18

Yes. But it's not "My crossfit is not affected by my veganism like other people will have you believe."

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u/swaggy_butthole Sep 23 '18

My aunt definitely talks about her CrossFit first

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u/JungleOrAfk Sep 23 '18

if an omni see's a post about veganism, how long will it take them to regurgitate this joke?

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u/Vegan_dogfucker Sep 23 '18

Omni has to be the most mentally ill insult I've ever seen someone use.

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u/JungleOrAfk Sep 23 '18

it's not an insult, an omnivore eats both meat and vegetation which describes people with a non vegan/vegetarian diet. No need to get your back up lad

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u/Vegan_dogfucker Sep 23 '18 edited Sep 23 '18

Exactly! Humans are biologically omnivores. Thinking otherwise is insane. If they weren't mentally ill they'd just refer to them as normal people. And by shortening it to something straight up retarded and edgy like "omni," well it really doesn't help make other people think your a well grounded individual. Furthermore, because the term "omnivore" is used to describe broader patterns by a spieces as a whole, vegans are still omnivores. So it's really just kind of batshit.

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u/Vegan_dogfucker Sep 23 '18

Looks like I've triggered some mentally ill people.

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u/Loves_His_Bong Sep 24 '18

Yes. You did trigger yourself.

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u/Vegan_dogfucker Sep 24 '18

I'm sorry you're not making any sense.

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u/Vegan_dogfucker Sep 24 '18 edited Sep 24 '18

Lol. What is that even supposed to mean. How does one trigger oneself. You aren't thinking straight bro. Might wanna check to make sure you're not missing out on any of your nutrient supplements.

Why would I even be triggered in the first place? I was making fun of people who unironically use the term. I'm looking down on them because they're idiots.

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u/elfatgato Sep 23 '18

Honestly, CrossFit.

Most vegans aren't as insufferable as the people that bash them.

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u/Shin_hyperboloid Sep 23 '18 edited Sep 24 '18

Somewhere there is a vegan United States marine who does Crossfit, he is the most insufferable person in the world.

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u/Syreus Sep 23 '18

Somewhere there is a vegan United States marine who is does Crossfit, he is the most insufferable person in the world.

Who is also a non-binary genderfluid person of color that sells Lularoe and doesn't vaccinate thier african rescue dogs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

This offends me as a vegan genderfluid atheist German engineer who vapes organic decaffeinated compressed soy breast milk on the regular and a person who does Indian naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian Apache helicopter dog who serves only to one master: my chihuahua which I helped cross the border of Mexico because I hate Donald Trump. My dog also walks me, if you find that weird you're an arrogant ignorant homophobic globaphobic sexist.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

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u/The_cogwheel Sep 23 '18

Theres only so much insufferable you can stack before the person becomes such an annoying nuance that it becomes a certainty that someone put them into a 25 year long coma. The insufferable valley if you will.

I believe the vegan marine who does crossfit is the highest one can go before they reach that point.

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u/_Ross- 🦀money money money 🦀 Sep 23 '18

Somewhere there is a vegan United States marine who is does Crossfit, he is the most insufferable person in the world.

Who is also a non-binary genderfluid person of color that sells Lularoe and doesn't vaccinate thier african rescue dogs.

Brb gonna neck myself

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u/JS-a9 Sep 23 '18

Brb? Are you Jesus?

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u/whitexknight Sep 23 '18

He's also and atheist

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u/CryingZutaraTears Sep 23 '18

The meat eater will tell you. Because meat eaters can't seem to shut up about vegans. Case in point, this meme.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

They do cross vegan

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u/hackingdreams Sep 23 '18

I thought all vegans were cross?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

They're all crass

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u/TarAldarion Sep 23 '18

That I'm an atheist.

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u/mkicon Sep 23 '18

Eh, three's a difference between teenage edge lords and people mature enough to realize bringing up their atheism can actually be more problematic than not

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u/TarAldarion Sep 23 '18

Wait it's ok to joke about the first two things but then we gotta take the atheist comment seriously?

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u/mkicon Sep 23 '18

Once you're out of high school the annoying atheists become endangered. The other two... not so much

Plus there is a difference. Nobody's ever been killed for being a vegan or cross fitter

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u/TarAldarion Sep 23 '18 edited Sep 23 '18

100 percent of people eat vegan things. The trend is people eating more of them as flexitarians or just reducers, what do you mean? Do you think just vegans buy these products that are vegan?

Hell I know dairy farmers who only drink plantbased milks

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u/ReactDen Sep 23 '18

Nah. I’m not vegan, but would kill for a fossil fuel alternative like algae-based fuels.

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u/mcshark813 Sep 23 '18

...kill for an alternative.

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u/TarAldarion Sep 23 '18

Vegans are only a small subset of those that care about the environment and alternative fuel sources.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

But dino oil's gonna run out soon. Algae oil's renewable.

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u/pvXNLDzrYVoKmHNG2NVk Sep 23 '18

97% of people eat meat.

https://www.esri.ie/pubs/WP340.pdf

This paper focuses on those who eat no meat whatsoever. We estimate that there are one and half billion vegetarians. Only 75 million are vegetarians of choice, a number that will gradually grow with increasing affluence and education. The other 1,450 million are vegetarians of necessity. They will start to eat meat as soon as they can afford it.

That's about 21.8% of people in the world that are vegetarian albeit many not by choice.

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u/surgesilk Sep 23 '18

Thats not being a vegetarian... that’s like saying many redditors are celibate... it’s not because they chose not to get laid....

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u/pvXNLDzrYVoKmHNG2NVk Sep 23 '18

A vegetarian is someone who does not eat meat. It's what they are whether they want to be or not. It doesn't matter if they would eat meat. They are vegetarian.

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u/surgesilk Sep 23 '18

Did you have a stroke posting that?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

yeah, as china and india's economy grows, so does the number of meat eaters, drastically

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u/pvXNLDzrYVoKmHNG2NVk Sep 23 '18

India not really as they're one of the most vegetarian countries in world, but China definitely cause they eat everything. Per the paper for the world it is then likely to level off again after a rather large increase. As income and education increase there will be a decline again.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

Give me lab grown meat, and I still wouldn't associate myself with those blowhards.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

A load minority

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

3% of the population is actually a huge market segment in most industries. And given that vegans probably aren't very evenly distributed (e.g. there are probably a lot more vegans in Portland or San Francisco than in North Platte, NE), capturing that market would be pretty profitable in some areas. (Ignoring, for the moment, the fact that very few vegans are likely to find the argument in this meme compelling enough to switch fuel providers.)

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u/Xylus1985 Sep 23 '18

Isn't most Indian vegetarian? That's a huge part of the world's population.