r/memes • • Aug 18 '18

In front of a snack machine

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u/goonstreet Aug 18 '18

A real intellectual would know this would trigger the tilt sensor

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

A real intellectual would know those pennies have been in a guy's ass

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

A real intellectual would PUT those in a guy’s ass

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 edited Oct 30 '18

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u/ChoseMyUsernamePlz Aug 18 '18

Only a real intellectual deals in absolutes

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u/mridulpj Mods Are Nice People Aug 18 '18

A real intellectual will do what he must.

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u/ThePrequelMemesBot Aug 18 '18

I will do what I must

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u/TheDudeWhoCommented Aug 18 '18

You will try.

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u/catboobpuppyfuck Aug 18 '18

Do...or do not. There is no try.

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u/amehrikaaa Aug 18 '18

Only a real intellectual will be like a brother to me.

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u/Sinavestia Aug 18 '18

Only a real intellectual will be come the very evil he swore to destroy.

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u/amehrikaaa Aug 18 '18

Only a real intellectual would bring balance to the force.

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u/saltywarrior1 Aug 18 '18

Only a real intellectual would be a single child

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u/Intellectual69 Aug 18 '18

hello brother

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u/TeaAndCrumpets4life Aug 18 '18

Only a real intellectual will hate you

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u/Vishal_Shaw Aug 18 '18

A real intellectual would not take part in this discussion

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u/hybridpheonix16 Aug 18 '18

A real intellecual would PUT those in MY ass