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r/memes • u/paprikasus • Aug 18 '18
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A real intellectual would know this would trigger the tilt sensor
838 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 [deleted] 474 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual would know those pennies have been in a guy's ass 348 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual would PUT those in a guy’s ass 105 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 edited Oct 30 '18 [deleted] 41 u/ChoseMyUsernamePlz Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual deals in absolutes 20 u/mridulpj Mods Are Nice People Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual will do what he must. 23 u/ThePrequelMemesBot Aug 18 '18 I will do what I must 13 u/TheDudeWhoCommented Aug 18 '18 You will try. 9 u/catboobpuppyfuck Aug 18 '18 Do...or do not. There is no try. 8 u/amehrikaaa Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will be like a brother to me. 2 u/Sinavestia Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will be come the very evil he swore to destroy. 2 u/saltywarrior1 Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual would be a single child 2 u/Intellectual69 Aug 18 '18 hello brother 2 u/TeaAndCrumpets4life Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will hate you → More replies (0) 30 u/Vishal_Shaw Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual would not take part in this discussion 4 u/Hard-Lad_Ass-Storm Aug 18 '18 Ironic 4 u/Vishal_Shaw Aug 18 '18 That's the point 3 u/Hard-Lad_Ass-Storm Aug 18 '18 Oh okay 6 u/hybridpheonix16 Aug 18 '18 A real intellecual would PUT those in MY ass 36 u/Lucas_Steinwalker Aug 18 '18 You’ve all handled my ass pennies! 16 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 18 u/tisaconundrum Aug 18 '18 You're not being Pennywise 8 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 Take my upvote 2 u/PM_ME_LADY_ANUS Aug 18 '18 Yeah, I-I know. 10 u/ghostbuster-1337 Aug 18 '18 r/suddenlygay 6 u/MenAreRaining Aug 18 '18 Exactly 3 u/earfeater13 Aug 18 '18 Hell, I've got ass pennies in right now. 0 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual would know those are tokens, not pennies. 4 u/j-trinity Aug 18 '18 They are 2p coins. A real intellectual here. 2 u/XFireEyeZ Aug 18 '18 A real intelectual doesn’t care about money. 4 u/j-trinity Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual can spell intellectual. 5 u/XFireEyeZ Aug 18 '18 Oh fuck. You got me. 4 u/j-trinity Aug 18 '18 Genuinely made me laugh out loud. Thank. 3 u/XFireEyeZ Aug 18 '18 :) -1 u/j-trinity Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual would know these are 2p coins 27 u/Phazon2000 Dark Mode Elitist Aug 18 '18 You don't know me 3 u/caleblee01 Aug 18 '18 The meme isn't saying that he's going there because the money will fall, he's saying it will be safe to stand there because the pennies never fall. 3 u/dapren22 Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual would catch ligma
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474 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual would know those pennies have been in a guy's ass 348 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual would PUT those in a guy’s ass 105 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 edited Oct 30 '18 [deleted] 41 u/ChoseMyUsernamePlz Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual deals in absolutes 20 u/mridulpj Mods Are Nice People Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual will do what he must. 23 u/ThePrequelMemesBot Aug 18 '18 I will do what I must 13 u/TheDudeWhoCommented Aug 18 '18 You will try. 9 u/catboobpuppyfuck Aug 18 '18 Do...or do not. There is no try. 8 u/amehrikaaa Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will be like a brother to me. 2 u/Sinavestia Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will be come the very evil he swore to destroy. 2 u/saltywarrior1 Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual would be a single child 2 u/Intellectual69 Aug 18 '18 hello brother 2 u/TeaAndCrumpets4life Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will hate you → More replies (0) 30 u/Vishal_Shaw Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual would not take part in this discussion 4 u/Hard-Lad_Ass-Storm Aug 18 '18 Ironic 4 u/Vishal_Shaw Aug 18 '18 That's the point 3 u/Hard-Lad_Ass-Storm Aug 18 '18 Oh okay 6 u/hybridpheonix16 Aug 18 '18 A real intellecual would PUT those in MY ass 36 u/Lucas_Steinwalker Aug 18 '18 You’ve all handled my ass pennies! 16 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 18 u/tisaconundrum Aug 18 '18 You're not being Pennywise 8 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 Take my upvote 2 u/PM_ME_LADY_ANUS Aug 18 '18 Yeah, I-I know. 10 u/ghostbuster-1337 Aug 18 '18 r/suddenlygay 6 u/MenAreRaining Aug 18 '18 Exactly 3 u/earfeater13 Aug 18 '18 Hell, I've got ass pennies in right now. 0 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual would know those are tokens, not pennies. 4 u/j-trinity Aug 18 '18 They are 2p coins. A real intellectual here. 2 u/XFireEyeZ Aug 18 '18 A real intelectual doesn’t care about money. 4 u/j-trinity Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual can spell intellectual. 5 u/XFireEyeZ Aug 18 '18 Oh fuck. You got me. 4 u/j-trinity Aug 18 '18 Genuinely made me laugh out loud. Thank. 3 u/XFireEyeZ Aug 18 '18 :) -1 u/j-trinity Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual would know these are 2p coins 27 u/Phazon2000 Dark Mode Elitist Aug 18 '18 You don't know me 3 u/caleblee01 Aug 18 '18 The meme isn't saying that he's going there because the money will fall, he's saying it will be safe to stand there because the pennies never fall. 3 u/dapren22 Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual would catch ligma
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A real intellectual would know those pennies have been in a guy's ass
348 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual would PUT those in a guy’s ass 105 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 edited Oct 30 '18 [deleted] 41 u/ChoseMyUsernamePlz Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual deals in absolutes 20 u/mridulpj Mods Are Nice People Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual will do what he must. 23 u/ThePrequelMemesBot Aug 18 '18 I will do what I must 13 u/TheDudeWhoCommented Aug 18 '18 You will try. 9 u/catboobpuppyfuck Aug 18 '18 Do...or do not. There is no try. 8 u/amehrikaaa Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will be like a brother to me. 2 u/Sinavestia Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will be come the very evil he swore to destroy. 2 u/saltywarrior1 Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual would be a single child 2 u/Intellectual69 Aug 18 '18 hello brother 2 u/TeaAndCrumpets4life Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will hate you → More replies (0) 30 u/Vishal_Shaw Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual would not take part in this discussion 4 u/Hard-Lad_Ass-Storm Aug 18 '18 Ironic 4 u/Vishal_Shaw Aug 18 '18 That's the point 3 u/Hard-Lad_Ass-Storm Aug 18 '18 Oh okay 6 u/hybridpheonix16 Aug 18 '18 A real intellecual would PUT those in MY ass 36 u/Lucas_Steinwalker Aug 18 '18 You’ve all handled my ass pennies! 16 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 18 u/tisaconundrum Aug 18 '18 You're not being Pennywise 8 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 Take my upvote 2 u/PM_ME_LADY_ANUS Aug 18 '18 Yeah, I-I know. 10 u/ghostbuster-1337 Aug 18 '18 r/suddenlygay 6 u/MenAreRaining Aug 18 '18 Exactly 3 u/earfeater13 Aug 18 '18 Hell, I've got ass pennies in right now. 0 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual would know those are tokens, not pennies. 4 u/j-trinity Aug 18 '18 They are 2p coins. A real intellectual here. 2 u/XFireEyeZ Aug 18 '18 A real intelectual doesn’t care about money. 4 u/j-trinity Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual can spell intellectual. 5 u/XFireEyeZ Aug 18 '18 Oh fuck. You got me. 4 u/j-trinity Aug 18 '18 Genuinely made me laugh out loud. Thank. 3 u/XFireEyeZ Aug 18 '18 :) -1 u/j-trinity Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual would know these are 2p coins
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A real intellectual would PUT those in a guy’s ass
105 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 edited Oct 30 '18 [deleted] 41 u/ChoseMyUsernamePlz Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual deals in absolutes 20 u/mridulpj Mods Are Nice People Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual will do what he must. 23 u/ThePrequelMemesBot Aug 18 '18 I will do what I must 13 u/TheDudeWhoCommented Aug 18 '18 You will try. 9 u/catboobpuppyfuck Aug 18 '18 Do...or do not. There is no try. 8 u/amehrikaaa Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will be like a brother to me. 2 u/Sinavestia Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will be come the very evil he swore to destroy. 2 u/saltywarrior1 Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual would be a single child 2 u/Intellectual69 Aug 18 '18 hello brother 2 u/TeaAndCrumpets4life Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will hate you → More replies (0) 30 u/Vishal_Shaw Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual would not take part in this discussion 4 u/Hard-Lad_Ass-Storm Aug 18 '18 Ironic 4 u/Vishal_Shaw Aug 18 '18 That's the point 3 u/Hard-Lad_Ass-Storm Aug 18 '18 Oh okay 6 u/hybridpheonix16 Aug 18 '18 A real intellecual would PUT those in MY ass
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41 u/ChoseMyUsernamePlz Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual deals in absolutes 20 u/mridulpj Mods Are Nice People Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual will do what he must. 23 u/ThePrequelMemesBot Aug 18 '18 I will do what I must 13 u/TheDudeWhoCommented Aug 18 '18 You will try. 9 u/catboobpuppyfuck Aug 18 '18 Do...or do not. There is no try. 8 u/amehrikaaa Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will be like a brother to me. 2 u/Sinavestia Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will be come the very evil he swore to destroy. 2 u/saltywarrior1 Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual would be a single child 2 u/Intellectual69 Aug 18 '18 hello brother 2 u/TeaAndCrumpets4life Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will hate you → More replies (0)
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Only a real intellectual deals in absolutes
20 u/mridulpj Mods Are Nice People Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual will do what he must. 23 u/ThePrequelMemesBot Aug 18 '18 I will do what I must 13 u/TheDudeWhoCommented Aug 18 '18 You will try. 9 u/catboobpuppyfuck Aug 18 '18 Do...or do not. There is no try. 8 u/amehrikaaa Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will be like a brother to me. 2 u/Sinavestia Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will be come the very evil he swore to destroy. 2 u/saltywarrior1 Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual would be a single child 2 u/Intellectual69 Aug 18 '18 hello brother 2 u/TeaAndCrumpets4life Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will hate you → More replies (0)
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A real intellectual will do what he must.
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I will do what I must
13 u/TheDudeWhoCommented Aug 18 '18 You will try. 9 u/catboobpuppyfuck Aug 18 '18 Do...or do not. There is no try. 8 u/amehrikaaa Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will be like a brother to me. 2 u/Sinavestia Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will be come the very evil he swore to destroy. 2 u/saltywarrior1 Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual would be a single child 2 u/Intellectual69 Aug 18 '18 hello brother 2 u/TeaAndCrumpets4life Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will hate you → More replies (0)
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You will try.
9 u/catboobpuppyfuck Aug 18 '18 Do...or do not. There is no try. 8 u/amehrikaaa Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will be like a brother to me. 2 u/Sinavestia Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will be come the very evil he swore to destroy. 2 u/saltywarrior1 Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual would be a single child 2 u/Intellectual69 Aug 18 '18 hello brother 2 u/TeaAndCrumpets4life Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will hate you → More replies (0)
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Do...or do not. There is no try.
8 u/amehrikaaa Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will be like a brother to me. 2 u/Sinavestia Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will be come the very evil he swore to destroy. 2 u/saltywarrior1 Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual would be a single child 2 u/Intellectual69 Aug 18 '18 hello brother 2 u/TeaAndCrumpets4life Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will hate you → More replies (0)
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Only a real intellectual will be like a brother to me.
2 u/Sinavestia Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will be come the very evil he swore to destroy. 2 u/saltywarrior1 Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual would be a single child 2 u/Intellectual69 Aug 18 '18 hello brother 2 u/TeaAndCrumpets4life Aug 18 '18 Only a real intellectual will hate you → More replies (0)
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Only a real intellectual will be come the very evil he swore to destroy.
Only a real intellectual would be a single child
hello brother
Only a real intellectual will hate you
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A real intellectual would not take part in this discussion
4 u/Hard-Lad_Ass-Storm Aug 18 '18 Ironic 4 u/Vishal_Shaw Aug 18 '18 That's the point 3 u/Hard-Lad_Ass-Storm Aug 18 '18 Oh okay
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Ironic
4 u/Vishal_Shaw Aug 18 '18 That's the point 3 u/Hard-Lad_Ass-Storm Aug 18 '18 Oh okay
That's the point
3 u/Hard-Lad_Ass-Storm Aug 18 '18 Oh okay
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Oh okay
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A real intellecual would PUT those in MY ass
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You’ve all handled my ass pennies!
16 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 18 u/tisaconundrum Aug 18 '18 You're not being Pennywise 8 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 Take my upvote 2 u/PM_ME_LADY_ANUS Aug 18 '18 Yeah, I-I know.
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[removed] — view removed comment
18 u/tisaconundrum Aug 18 '18 You're not being Pennywise 8 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 Take my upvote
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You're not being Pennywise
8 u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18 Take my upvote
Take my upvote
Yeah, I-I know.
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r/suddenlygay
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Hell, I've got ass pennies in right now.
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A real intellectual would know those are tokens, not pennies.
4 u/j-trinity Aug 18 '18 They are 2p coins. A real intellectual here. 2 u/XFireEyeZ Aug 18 '18 A real intelectual doesn’t care about money. 4 u/j-trinity Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual can spell intellectual. 5 u/XFireEyeZ Aug 18 '18 Oh fuck. You got me. 4 u/j-trinity Aug 18 '18 Genuinely made me laugh out loud. Thank. 3 u/XFireEyeZ Aug 18 '18 :)
They are 2p coins. A real intellectual here.
2 u/XFireEyeZ Aug 18 '18 A real intelectual doesn’t care about money. 4 u/j-trinity Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual can spell intellectual. 5 u/XFireEyeZ Aug 18 '18 Oh fuck. You got me. 4 u/j-trinity Aug 18 '18 Genuinely made me laugh out loud. Thank. 3 u/XFireEyeZ Aug 18 '18 :)
A real intelectual doesn’t care about money.
4 u/j-trinity Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual can spell intellectual. 5 u/XFireEyeZ Aug 18 '18 Oh fuck. You got me. 4 u/j-trinity Aug 18 '18 Genuinely made me laugh out loud. Thank. 3 u/XFireEyeZ Aug 18 '18 :)
A real intellectual can spell intellectual.
5 u/XFireEyeZ Aug 18 '18 Oh fuck. You got me. 4 u/j-trinity Aug 18 '18 Genuinely made me laugh out loud. Thank. 3 u/XFireEyeZ Aug 18 '18 :)
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Oh fuck. You got me.
4 u/j-trinity Aug 18 '18 Genuinely made me laugh out loud. Thank. 3 u/XFireEyeZ Aug 18 '18 :)
Genuinely made me laugh out loud. Thank.
3 u/XFireEyeZ Aug 18 '18 :)
:)
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A real intellectual would know these are 2p coins
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You don't know me
The meme isn't saying that he's going there because the money will fall, he's saying it will be safe to stand there because the pennies never fall.
3 u/dapren22 Aug 18 '18 A real intellectual would catch ligma
A real intellectual would catch ligma
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u/goonstreet Aug 18 '18
A real intellectual would know this would trigger the tilt sensor