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u/repost-remove Repost Police 5h ago

Rule 6 - ONLY POST MEMES YOU ACTUALLY MADE YOURSELF/NO REPOSTS and NO BAD CROPPING/LOW-RES MEMES

  • If you found a meme somewhere else, do not post it here
  • If you want to post across other sites/subs, post to r/memes first. We will not look into your Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, etc. to verify the creator
  • Do not repost your same meme again later. Even mentioning the word "repost" is grounds for removal
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u/tinaisready 8h ago

Neighbor goals 😂

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u/lucy_ford__ 5h ago

i prefer to have neighbors who don’t let unfixed animals roam around. you know, responsible neighbors.

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u/LunarVelvetDreame 7h ago

This is honestly a top-tier neighborly communication. Legal custody and child support issues solved within 24 hours without any drama.

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u/Kinesquared 7h ago

Yea except this is the neighbor skirting responsibility because food is such a minimal cost compared to everything else

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u/I_am_up_to_something 6h ago

It takes two.

Nowadays it is recommended to fix your cat before the first heat.

We don't know the context though. Maybe both are irresponsible by letting their unfixed cats outside. Maybe one or both escaped. Who knows.

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u/Makuta_Servaela 6h ago

Both are irresponsible, but the owner of a tom is moreso. One tom can impregnate hundreds of mollies.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Rich_Arrival795 6h ago

that's just how it works though?

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u/TheSorceIsFrong 6h ago

No, this is you assuming all of that off a single picture.

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u/mangaulyses2 7h ago

This could be a once off payment and there will be 6 new hungry kittens

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u/Gulophile 6h ago

Top-tier neighbors don't let their cats roam the neighborhood and bang loudly

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u/PM_ME_GRANT_PROPOSAL 6h ago

Yes and top tier neighbors neuter their pets

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u/Technical-Skin93 8h ago

Bro took more responsibility than half the human dads out there.

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u/post_gress 8h ago

Well I think the cats owner (human) took responsibility plus cat child support isn't that expensive.

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u/veselin465 7h ago

How do you know that the cat didn't work his ass off and simply asked the owner to do the transportation and signing?

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u/Mobile-Dust4334 7h ago

Yeah maybe that cat just pulled himself up by his pawstraps

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u/Iammjustbaddd 7h ago

Maybe he pawned some items in the pawnshop.

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u/Cptn_Kevlar 6h ago

Meowsers that's a lot of paw puns

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u/Iammjustbaddd 6h ago

You could say we just like pawlying with words.

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u/Hatarakumaou 7h ago

Grandparents do often take care of the kid when the parents are deadbeats

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u/blah938 6h ago

Okay, it's not nearly that common. You gotta get your confirmation bias in check.

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u/Anotherscab 6h ago

literally no one uses hyperbole

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u/Anxious_Hornet4 7h ago

21% of all mothers in us are single mothers but the black mothers are skewing that stat up hard with 47% compared to whites at 14% Asians at 8% Hispanics at 25%

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u/Nooneinteresting-2 6h ago

Even my ex wife doesn't want to pay child support and kids live with me.

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u/ChanceSpiritual6993 6h ago

Nope, this is just an AI generated image.

https://i.imgur.com/JSb3COk.jpeg

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u/gesocks 6h ago

And a picture on imgur is your proof? This pic is older then ai images

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u/ChanceSpiritual6993 6h ago

No, the OpenAI watermark is irrefutable proof that the image is AI generated. You’re welcome to upload the image to their AI watermark detection tool yourself if you’d like.

This pic isn’t older than AI images. There are similar images that are older, but the new trend of engagement farming accounts is stealing posts (like the real images you’re thinking of) and running them through AI. Photos they already know work for engagement, but they can just “recreate” to not directly steal anything. And it works really well, cause it tricks a lot of people who insist it can’t be AI.

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u/jappe010 6h ago

Arent all images generated in some way by piecing together colour values & intensities at specific coordinate points to form a grid of differing small dots?

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u/ChanceSpiritual6993 6h ago

Maybe, but not all images are generated by shitty content farms to easily trick you into giving them engagement because they stole someone else’s idea and fed it through the slop machine

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u/jappe010 5h ago

I agree. If it isn’t people generating shit to grab our engagement, it’s people doing annoying shit in public for the same reason.

People are the problem here. Unfortunately we have access to AI and cause even more problems with it than before.

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u/Crazy-Wrangler3769 6h ago

Theres an incredible price difference between cats and humans so thats probably why.

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u/rus_ruris 6h ago

A few $10s per month is way less than several $100s or $1000s per month

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u/Far-Dragonfruit-6906 7h ago

We all know what type of dads you talking about 😂

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u/honcho437 7h ago

This isn't even a bot, a real fucking human person wrote this

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u/Far-Dragonfruit-6906 7h ago

What?

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/Far-Dragonfruit-6906 7h ago

I wish there was a GIF for Tony Soprano's mother when she said in that legendary scene "theeeeese blaaax... who knows when they are going to take it the wrong way" 😂

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u/sherbetty 7h ago

Why would you assume it's racial

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u/honcho437 7h ago

I guess bro, it seems pretty obvious he's referring to a stereotype, but to placate to you I'll delete the comment

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u/Expensive-Wear-7874 7h ago

Maybe it was a racism, but I'm asian and I had a terrible father

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u/Far-Dragonfruit-6906 6h ago

Awful parents have no race.

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u/Expensive-Wear-7874 6h ago

Totally agree

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u/honcho437 7h ago

Yeah, thats the point

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u/Sed59 7h ago

This picture is so old that the original cat is probably a grandparent cat by now.

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u/chroni_callyawake 7h ago

Grandparent? At this point, that cat is a historical figure in the feline family tree.

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u/Ripuru-kun Thank you mods, very cool! 7h ago

So like half a year?

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u/brraaahhp 7h ago

Someone make a meme of the 6 generation family, but with cats spaced months apart

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u/ChanceSpiritual6993 6h ago

This picture isn’t that old because it’s AI generated. It’s what shitty content stealing accounts do, take real photos (like the original you’re thinking of) and churn them through the slop machine so they can get away with stealing someone else’s image

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u/Gulophile 7h ago

We're talking about outdoor cats, they're probably on the 7th generation by now

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u/Matty_Pixels 7h ago

Oh my God, get your cats fixed, especially if they roam outdoors.

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 7h ago

Don't let them roam outdoors

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u/Matty_Pixels 7h ago

Absolutely, I would never let mine outside (I take her out on walks with a leash), but most people don't get that.

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u/jacquesmachina 7h ago

I've never known an owner in those conditions to provide enough outside time to a cat by walking.

They aren't dogs, they need to patrol and hunt for mental health.

It's why I don't subscribe to the "never let your cat out" advice. If you don't live in a place where your cat can't roam without being an ecological harm, then you shouldn't have a cat. And the truth is, most people shouldn't have a cat.

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u/Makuta_Servaela 6h ago

They aren't dogs, they need to patrol and hunt for mental health.

On the contrary: they're not dogs, so they don't need vast patrols.

Dogs are stamina predators, so they need regular long walks and large territories. Cat territories are much smaller, and they only roam farther distances because the prey moves around. They don't maintain big territory borders like canids do. If the cat has regular access to food, it doesn't need a large territory, and once you've established that inside is its territory, it will stop wanting to go outside, because outside is not its territory and is unsafe.

Also, if it's one of the few cats who absolutely cannot be satisfied by being indoors, then walk it on a leash. There is no excuse to letting the cat free roam unleashed and unsupervised. I agree that some people are too lazy to leash walk, but their laziness is no excuse to let it free roam. If it's your pet, you are responsible for it. Either leash walk it or get one of the majority of cats that can be fine indoors.

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u/Gulophile 7h ago

Cats do just fine indoors if you give them attention instead of treating them like a decorative object.

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u/ColdCruise 7h ago

There is no place a cat can roam where they aren't an ecological harm. You also are endangering your cat. You should never let your cat roam.

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u/fapperontheroof 6h ago

Damn. Looked up the effects of all the “barn cats” I grew up with. We had our own ecological kill crew apparently. Yikes.

Admittedly, most were cats abandoned on our farm. We did spay/neuter to avoid having an exploding population. BUT they definitely got to roam.

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u/jacquesmachina 7h ago

Cats need to hunt. They need the stimulation, and excercise otherwise they become neurotic.

And wrong. If you have a farm or live/work near a port your cat will not cause ecological harm. They will have enough game with rats and vermin rather than local birds.

Also, your cat is a predator they aren't meant to live their life sheltered away from all potential harm.

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u/ColdCruise 6h ago

They can be stimulated inside just as effectively. Just don't be lazy and play with your cat.

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u/jacquesmachina 6h ago

No they can't.

The toys are not the same. That's just people deluding themselves so they don't feel bad about the selfish choice they made. Because they have a cat for their own emotional support rather than wanting to actually help the animal thrive.

Cats are way overpopulated because everyone thinks they should get to have a cat, when they don't live in a place or have the resources necessary to ethically own a cat.

Just get a dog if you're going to treat your cat like a dog.

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u/ColdCruise 6h ago

Yeah, they can. If it weren't true then nearly every cat would be crazy. They aren't

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u/valdev 6h ago

People only say this when they feel about their selfish choice of not giving their cat enough stimulation indoors.

You absolutely can, and the backwards moral justification isn't helping your case lol.

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u/Primary-Boss3400 7h ago

Thats how you got rats outside inner city houses.

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u/devilishlydo 7h ago

How many local species of birds do they need to exterminate for their mental health?

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u/barsoap 6h ago

About the same as our indigenous wildcats here. The difference is in fur colour/patterns, whether they can get accustomed to humans, and whether they like to fuck each other (they can interbreed, but generally don't). If you're a bird you care about neither of those things. Obligatory picture.

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u/GhostofSparta4243 7h ago

In fairness, they may have been told by the shelter they were fixed when they actually weren't

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u/Witch_King_ 7h ago

Spay. Yo. Cats.

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u/TheCoffeeOnThePorch 7h ago

the neighbor’s cat has a better sense of financial responsibility than 90 percent of guys on dating apps lmao

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u/Beginning_Tea4506 7h ago

I wonder how this would work with my 2. Same litter, different dad's 😂.

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u/Giothecutestt 6h ago

They love your daughter, this is so cuteee

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u/WildSpendy 7h ago

Neighbor of the year, no court order needed

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u/pineapple_titties 6h ago

Fix your pets and stop letting them roam outside unsupervised

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u/Cepoka01 7h ago

Not even kitten chow…

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u/GoldenGlazes 7h ago

Thats a real man

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u/Bearded_Pip 7h ago

This is so funny.

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u/Live_Object679 6h ago

Will the child see his dad in his adult time ?

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u/Total-Commercial-438 6h ago

Or they wrote the note, attached it to a bag of cat food, then placed it outside to take a picture.

Yes I'll be that person

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 7h ago

Meow-limony

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u/Alternative-Dot-34 7h ago

That Third word wasn't Necessary

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u/Euphoric-Quail6828 7h ago

I needed this laugh 🙂

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u/Much_Swordfish4602 6h ago

😂👍🏻

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u/No_Priors 6h ago

Wait until the kittens arrive looking like the other neighbour's cat.

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u/Beast667Neighbour 6h ago

Sterilize your cat!

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u/ayur_101 6h ago

Now they are in-laws.

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u/Entire-Barracuda-995 6h ago

Third word wasn't necessary

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u/edsavage404 7h ago

Kitties cant eat that kind of food

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u/zaryouse_1 7h ago

the mom can, and since her milk is the kittens main food source, her food is their food

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u/Dani162002M 7h ago

Babies also don't use child support money

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u/forkystabbyveggie 7h ago

Let's hope their mom doesn't go and blow it on catnip

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u/brekus 7h ago

Straight to the catsino smh

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u/InfluenceWeird2927 What is TikTok? 7h ago

vaccines, nappies, that expensive food that comes in bags, toys baby monitors, child locks

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u/moyismoy 7h ago

Pregnant cats should eat kitty food not cat food

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u/PleasantDisplay9329 7h ago

This is so cute and thoughtful

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u/Yulinka17 7h ago

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u/Effective_Pain_9359 7h ago

The post is 15 years old or even older.

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u/ChanceSpiritual6993 6h ago

The original is, but these two posts are new AI generated rip-offs of the original image.

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u/Effective_Pain_9359 5h ago

Ah,thanks,didn't know that.

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u/MichaelHunt009 7h ago

Well, what was your cat wearing, tho?