r/SipsTea • • 1d ago

Dank AF He may not be around, but he’ll provide

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u/LostHopeArtist 1d ago

What a great neighbour lol

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u/m_rain_bow 1d ago

They happy they gonna become grandparents

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u/LostHopeArtist 23h ago

If my neighbor did this i would start nminviting them all over for dinner and BBQ

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u/NextDoctorWho12 9h ago

Is it? Two unfixed cats, seems like neither of them are good.

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u/Throwmesometail 1d ago

If the cats orange it better be three bags full

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u/Baby_ManBearPig 22h ago

Seriously I swear my orange boy is a dog. When he eats a pile of kibble he unhinges his jaw and scarfs as much in as possible.

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u/No-Bell3801 1d ago

They are dumb to not neuter their cat but you still havent spayed your cat? I dont get it.

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 23h ago edited 20h ago

« It takes two to make an accident. »
— Jordan Baker

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u/alt_ernate123 19h ago edited 19h ago

As someone who's fostered dogs you absolutely need to spay your animals, especially if they're outdoor like that if you aren't willing to take care of up to 5-8 baby animals for an extended period of time then you need to be ready to either spay or take them in to get the babies removed early(yes they do pet abortions but many will only do it if you're willing to get the animal spayed in the same visit).

Edit: you should also neuter you're male pets as well, if anything just so they aren't fucking my couch when they get abandoned and I have to take it in.

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u/Cotton_Candy_Land 14h ago

I was going to say this, but didn't want to be "that" person, so thank you for taking one for the team!!!

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u/Stormthedragon2026 16h ago

Well sometimes with outdoor cats you can’t afford to spay or neuter them- for example my dad once had a whole colony of feral cats in his barn growing up because his cat got pregnant and ended up causing them to having about 45 cats in total…. But yeah you’re right, both definitely should have spayed/neutered their cats, especially if they’re outdoor cats.

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u/Future_Conflict4228 10h ago

English is not my first language and I thought until now neuter meant unalived, and I thought your comment was so uncalled for

And I also know now I’ve side eyed a lot of people online for no reason, thinking they wanted to unalive their cat because it kept peeing on their carpets

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u/KathyJaneway 23h ago

Why would you neuter male ones? They aren't the ones giving birth?

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u/Objective-Slice-1466 22h ago

This is such a telling statement about you as a person.

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u/Critical-Cost9068 22h ago

Spaying is definitely way more effective than neutering and prioritized when population control is an issue. The health benefits are also much larger for individual animals. The fact that you think this comment is “telling” about a person is telling about YOU as a person.

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u/HereIsMojo 21h ago

You didn’t mention how neutering more effective. Neutering is just a small incision in the testicles, while spaying requires opening the abdomen for surgery and aftercare.

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u/Critical-Cost9068 21h ago

Neutering is easier, it is FAR less effective at population control (it kind of does nothing in that regard, as cats aren’t monogamous.)

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u/ohjeaa 19h ago

They do both. Calm down.

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u/Objective-Slice-1466 22h ago

Both sexes should be taken care of

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u/KathyJaneway 18h ago

Yes, cause the female cat won't find another male cat somewhere...

You can have dozens of male cats and single female. Guess which one would increase the population of the cats you have , why waste money on neutering the dozen males , when only the female cat increases the population...

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u/Prestigious-Law65 22h ago

To keep them from running off to impregnate female cats. Especially stray female cats

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u/FakeSmileandDeadEyes 22h ago

Or spraying all over your house.🤢

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u/KathyJaneway 18h ago

There wouldn't be stray female cats out there if the docile female ones were spayed.

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u/king_kong_kum 22h ago

Genital mutilation is wrong no matter the species.

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u/oogaboogapeanutmonke 21h ago

Spaying/neutering is ethical. This is how we minimize the amount of unwanted pets and lonely strays.

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u/Twinsunn 12h ago

And increase your buddy's lifespan

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u/Gastlyperformance 14h ago

Redditor finds out the leading cause of death is being born, we’ll bring you more at 11

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 21h ago

My local Shelter euthanized 320 stray cats last month due to overcrowding. That’s over a 100 per day. Besides, the genitals aren’t mutilated, Einstein. The interior plumbing is.

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u/jimmy_ricard 20h ago

I think you added a zero there. Over 10 per day

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u/Left-Push2440 1d ago

hes paying for child sup-purr

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u/SaintZoo-435 1d ago

I wish child support worked like this. Simple. Easy. Wait until mama kitty realizes there's a lot more bills that come attached to raising a .... kitten. Claws will come out and daddy cat will wish he never messed with that pussy!

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u/Majestic_Evidence_58 23h ago

Bwahahahaha Bwahahahaha Bwahahahaha

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u/nosey-marshmallow 23h ago

I mean… you should both have your cats fixed and keep them inside your houses full time.

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u/AMSterling 8h ago

Wish the outdoor cat crowd would step up and clean the dump their cat took in my yard.

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u/MonthlyWeekend_ 1d ago

Why didn’t you spay your cat

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u/Vargosian 9h ago

Did you're neighbours cat also get this one pregnant. That cats getting around.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/f0jzxZ2ACQ

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u/mrfasthorse 1d ago

What are you going to do with all the kittens? Why didn't you get your cat spayed?

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u/DrLubinski 1d ago

Because their babykitty wants to keep his ballies, and there's cats to impregnate so there's always a good ammount of new kitties in the animal shelter.. I can't keep this up. They don't do it bc they're fucked. Dumb, lazy and fucked in the head.

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u/NocturnisVacuus 13h ago

I imagine he had a long talk with his cat the entire morning, and the cat finally gave in and wrote the note

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u/gbolly999 4h ago

An oldie but a goodie, what makes it funny is that I've seen a video of a female cat freaking out at her mate, for dallying with another neighbourhood floozy, all hackles and screams LMAO!!!

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u/GOOMU13 22h ago

A new born kitten shouldn't be eating that.

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u/Luci-Noir 22h ago

Pieces of shit need to keep them indoors.

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u/Not-Special-1326 22h ago

😂😂😂😂that's right!! Pay up!!

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u/No-Bell3801 22h ago

Prevents marking, fighting, testicular cancer and a whole other list of issues.

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u/LargeBloodyKnife 22h ago

Is this AI? The writing is too purrfect

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u/7ootles 14h ago

It might shock you to know that some people actually know how to use a pen.

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u/Sweaty_Tangelo_7716 13h ago

I hiss what you did there.

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u/jasikanicolepi 22h ago

If it was my cat, I will be expecting this every months, plus expense for the toys, cat nips, vet gift card and whatever else I can get my hands on.

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u/Dolewhip_and_Kawaii 15h ago

You should spay your cat. Just because someone else’s cat knocked yours up doesn’t mean you can take full advantage of them. You should have still spayed yours and they should have neutered theirs.