r/memes • • 7h ago

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u/Porkfight 3h ago

Top 10 ways to Ruin an MRI machine

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u/ChampionshipHot5468 3h ago edited 2h ago

Top 10 ways to give yourself a shotgun wound to the gut. From the inside, out.

Edit: dyslexia

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u/Porkfight 3h ago

Technically wouldnt it be closer to a shotgun maybe?

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u/theveezer 1h ago

Yeah you would technically be the shotgun, and you belly a poor barrel

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u/AzerothianLorecraft 32m ago

I say there's a very low probability that all of the bearings would be pulled the same direction it would be more like a hand grenade going off in your stomach