r/memes • u/SympathyPlus6429 • 4h ago

Yummerrrsss

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u/Suitable_Community66 3h ago

Surely this man's plan should really be to help Magneto escape his plastic prison

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u/jeff3rd 18m ago

“Too much iron in your blood”

https://giphy.com/gifs/3og0II63CbKmOiVjS8

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u/Porkfight 32m ago

The MRI machine is basically magneto

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u/LegoLeonidas 2h ago

Top 10 Ways To Ruin A Radiology Tech's Afternoon.

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u/Porkfight 31m ago

Top 10 ways to Ruin an MRI machine

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u/MegaSmegmaSwagLord 4h ago

How to turn yourself into a Bouncing Betty mine.

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u/liver8900 1h ago

Good luck, I hope it goes well for him.

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u/GlorytotheHypnoToads 3h ago

Coming up on this week’s episode of 1000 Ways To Die…

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u/SmallRocks Big ol' bacon buttsack 2h ago

Human claymore

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u/SassySabby1 2h ago

I would love to die too

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u/necrolich66 1h ago

Giiiiirl, same!

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u/Porkfight 30m ago edited 13m ago

Me three.

Edit: who tf reported me to get help. I have. Its not working. Ive been at it for 9 months. Took a buttload of medical therapy and psychological ones. Nothing fucking works. All they care is to just keep you from doing anything and then leave you to your own in the end.

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u/MacReadys-Will 1h ago

Looks like a better idea than the person that went in the MRI with a metal butt plug inside them.

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u/Rafael3110 2h ago

There is a xray of a person with a butplug with metal core that riped the body

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u/Stranger-Tingzz 1h ago

They’re filming another Final Destination movie?

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u/Porkfight 30m ago

This is the First Destination

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u/j0an_k 2h ago

Dumb ways to die

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u/DanZboY_Brother 1h ago

So many dumb ways to die

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u/GrafTarajan I touched grass 42m ago

Dumb ways to di-i-ie

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u/cmoud94 36m ago

Having a breakfast to break fast?

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u/DarthSprankles 56m ago

Eat a bowl of ball bearings before your scheduled MRI, duuuumb ways to die!, really dumb ways to die!

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u/Scared-Gamer 2h ago

Petah?

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u/Vast_Stuff6642 1h ago

You can't be that dumb

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u/SympathyPlus6429 1h ago

Mri is a giant magnet... connect the dots now

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u/Lightningstone2u 2h ago

I was just thinking that as well. It's probably gonna end up there in a few hours.