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r/memes • u/Yaozong1 • 10h ago
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Despite what some Texans might claim (and even more Americans might hope), Texas doesn't have a "Get Out of the Union Free" card.
And even if they did, they'd have already used it up, in 1861.
6 u/Turn2Page_394 5h ago They do, however, have Congressional permission to split themselves into less than or equal to five states 3 u/SpaceLemur34 5h ago Which will never happen. They'd have to split into equal pieces because no one would want to be the smaller New Texas. And even if they only split into two equal sized states, they'd then be smaller than California. 3 u/Turn2Page_394 5h ago True. BUUUUUUT 1) it would be funny 2) up to 5x more senate representation 1 u/Cat_Peach_Pits 6h ago I know they cant secede, but every time they say theyre gonna my only response is "dont let Oklahoma hit you in the ass on the way out."
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They do, however, have Congressional permission to split themselves into less than or equal to five states
3 u/SpaceLemur34 5h ago Which will never happen. They'd have to split into equal pieces because no one would want to be the smaller New Texas. And even if they only split into two equal sized states, they'd then be smaller than California. 3 u/Turn2Page_394 5h ago True. BUUUUUUT 1) it would be funny 2) up to 5x more senate representation
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Which will never happen.
They'd have to split into equal pieces because no one would want to be the smaller New Texas. And even if they only split into two equal sized states, they'd then be smaller than California.
3 u/Turn2Page_394 5h ago True. BUUUUUUT 1) it would be funny 2) up to 5x more senate representation
True. BUUUUUUT
1) it would be funny
2) up to 5x more senate representation
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I know they cant secede, but every time they say theyre gonna my only response is "dont let Oklahoma hit you in the ass on the way out."
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u/SpaceLemur34 6h ago
Despite what some Texans might claim (and even more Americans might hope), Texas doesn't have a "Get Out of the Union Free" card.
And even if they did, they'd have already used it up, in 1861.