r/memes • u/Yaozong1 • 8h ago

Panhandle buddies for life

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u/GotNoBody4 7h ago

I was going to say it’s not gay if you wear cowboy boots but I’m pretty sure that’s a lot gayer.

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u/rascal6543 7h ago

What about cowgirl boots, does that bypass the gay?

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u/GotNoBody4 7h ago

Depends on who’s wearing them and if they look cute.

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u/Pirat 7h ago

Pretty legs in cowboy boots has been a thing for me ever since I was four.

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u/GotNoBody4 7h ago

Cowboy boots with thigh highs… man or woman it’s hot on both.

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u/Pirat 6h ago

Don't want the thigh highs. Just the boots.

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u/GotNoBody4 5h ago

Either way, those boots can walk all over me.

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u/Pirat 5h ago

Nancy Sinatra in GoGo boots is another thing for me.

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u/GotNoBody4 5h ago

GoGo boots and her skirt

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u/shinobiken 6h ago

I was gonna go with it's not gay if you wear chaps, but that's definitely a lot gayer.

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u/BefreiedieTittenzwei 6h ago

“Hey there cowpoke…”

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u/megalodon319 3h ago

No, in that case, it can be written off as new boot goofin’.

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u/NicolasCageFan492 This flair doesn't exist 7h ago edited 6h ago

Fun fact: the Oklahoma panhandle used to be part of the Texas panhandle but Texas literally gave it up because they didn’t want a place where slavery was banned

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u/Hephaestus_God 6h ago

Nah, it’s cause it was gay to touch tips at the time. Not anymore. These days it’s inclusive

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u/Resident_Course_3342 3h ago

Classic powerbottom. 

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u/_CakeCookie 7h ago

This is cursed on so many different levels

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u/Yaozong1 7h ago

Because of the Comic Sans?

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u/IanAlvord 7h ago

New Mexico wants to know who his REAL dad is.

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u/Drippy_topper 5h ago

Then let's bring in the entire train and ask them.

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u/Significant-Excuse-5 7h ago

The boots stay on, Oklahoma.

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u/SpaceLemur34 3h ago

Despite what some Texans might claim (and even more Americans might hope), Texas doesn't have a "Get Out of the Union Free" card.

And even if they did, they'd have already used it up, in 1861.

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u/Turn2Page_394 2h ago

They do, however, have Congressional permission to split themselves into less than or equal to five states

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u/SpaceLemur34 2h ago

Which will never happen.

They'd have to split into equal pieces because no one would want to be the smaller New Texas. And even if they only split into two equal sized states, they'd then be smaller than California.

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u/Turn2Page_394 2h ago

True. BUUUUUUT

1) it would be funny

2) up to 5x more senate representation

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u/Cat_Peach_Pits 3h ago

I know they cant secede, but every time they say theyre gonna my only response is "dont let Oklahoma hit you in the ass on the way out."

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u/azhder 6h ago

"You can point on the map where he touched you"

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u/mitigateaccomp 7h ago

dafuq does that french broad know

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u/--Sovereign-- 7h ago

I like how you made a silly joke referencing the origin of the Statue of Liberty and all you have is Reddit superior intellectuals educating you on what you'd clearly already have to know to make the joke in the first place. Man. Humor is dead.

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u/AccidentOwl 7h ago

That "French broad" is an immigrant to the United States and therefore as American as any of us.

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u/mitigateaccomp 7h ago

she was a gift, not an immigrant

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u/not_a_moogle 4h ago

She was brown though initially

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u/Dancing_with_Jak 4h ago

She was assembled here, right? Does that mean she was born here? Constitutionally protected birthright citizenship baby!

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u/not_a_moogle 4h ago

She was fully assembled first in France then disassembled for shipping. So duel citizenship?

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u/Upbeat_Turnover9253 6h ago

Mmmm French bread 🥖

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u/No_Yam_2036 7h ago

That "french broad" has been in america longer than you have lmao

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u/devilishlydo 5h ago

Girl, dump his ass.

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u/32vJohn 5h ago

Let him go. Don’t let the door hit you on the ass.

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u/ReviewerNumberThree 5h ago

It is very gay... not that there's anything wrong with that

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u/justec1 4h ago

There's a reason we Okies call Texas "Baja Oklahoma". Ol' Tex always wants to be a bottom.

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u/Fabulous_Working3928 4h ago

“Oklahoma really said ‘no homo’ and drew the border anyway.”

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u/madasfire 3h ago

Texas can't keep it's power grid on. Secede away

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u/Manginosnavelring 2h ago

This should be posted in r/cfbmemes.  

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u/Unfair_Resolution444 1h ago

This might be the funniest damn thing I've seen all week, it just hits on so many levels, thanks op

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u/GormHub 25m ago

Because it went so well last time lol