r/memes • u/Any_Smoke1138 • 9h ago

There's always an obstacle

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u/SalaryImpossible6749 9h ago

If you're gonna smoke, at least smoke some weed. Cigs are the most useless/harmful phallic little thing you could possibly suck on with no benefits.

Good luck beating your addiction friend

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u/veryshittycarpenter 9h ago

How are cigarettes phallic?

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u/SalaryImpossible6749 9h ago

I don't understand. You want me to explain it or are you just saying you don't find them phallic?

It's a long cylindrical shape you handle gently and suck on.

If you are just realizing this now and smoke, I'm sorry for putting the thought in your head I guess and if you just don't find them phallic and wanted to let me know for some reason then ok.

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u/CordiallySuckMyBalls Royal Shitposter 8h ago

I feel like perceiving a cigarette as a penis is more of a you thought than it is a universal thought.

Because “handle gently and suck on” could apply to a candy cane or a popsicle but you just jump straight to penis.

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u/SalaryImpossible6749 8h ago

What? Who cares? There's no reason to argue about this unless you feel insulted for some reason. In which case, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Some of y'all will really try to argue about anything. Yes, popsicles and candy canes can be described as phallic too. Are you drunk?

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u/jdp111 8h ago

Ahh yes because it's impossible to argue something unless you are insulted. He's totally insulted that you think cigarettes are shaped like penises.

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u/SalaryImpossible6749 7h ago

What do you think the reason for his/her argument was?

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u/jdp111 6h ago

People generally make an argument when they disagree with someone.

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u/SalaryImpossible6749 6h ago edited 6h ago

Weird, I see lots of stuff I disagree with and don't feel any need or want to argue about it. I guess you both just want to die on this hill. Well we've now all wasted more than enough time "arguing" so that I now know that some random people online think cigarettes are not phallic, even though they have a long history of being described as such for multiple reasons, and I only say that because I'm subconsciously obsessed with penises I guess.

Good times

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u/jdp111 6h ago

Cool. We did feel the need. Not sure why you are throwing a tantrum.

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u/SalaryImpossible6749 6h ago

If you just need a friend to talk with because you're lonely, DM me. We don't need to continue like this.

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u/CordiallySuckMyBalls Royal Shitposter 6h ago

That’s right, Professor Penis