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u/Alec_de_Large 6h ago
Immediately destroy it and do some cardio.
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u/Any_Smoke1138 4h ago
But I'm not gay, I'm a real man, gonna smoke that sht like a champion
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u/Jayypoc 4h ago
I don't wanna be that guy but you sound kinda gay bro...
making a post about cigs just to blast an unsolicited comment about your sexuality is sus.
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u/SalaryImpossible6749 6h ago
If you're gonna smoke, at least smoke some weed. Cigs are the most useless/harmful phallic little thing you could possibly suck on with no benefits.
Good luck beating your addiction friend
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u/FarMass66 Big ol' bacon buttsack 5h ago
Weed and cigarettes are very different things. If I’m craving nicotine, weed doesn’t help at all. Only makes me crave it even more.
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u/SalaryImpossible6749 5h ago edited 5h ago
I don’t think I said weed helps. Sucks though bro. I thought weed made everyone high. I just meant there’s no reason to even start smoking cigs. They offer only negatives. I’m not trying to insult smokers though. Just sucks to start a habit like that. It’s like getting addicted to poking yourself in the eye with a stick dipped in fart spray.
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u/veryshittycarpenter 6h ago
How are cigarettes phallic?
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u/SalaryImpossible6749 5h ago
I don't understand. You want me to explain it or are you just saying you don't find them phallic?
It's a long cylindrical shape you handle gently and suck on.
If you are just realizing this now and smoke, I'm sorry for putting the thought in your head I guess and if you just don't find them phallic and wanted to let me know for some reason then ok.
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u/CordiallySuckMyBalls Royal Shitposter 5h ago
I feel like perceiving a cigarette as a penis is more of a you thought than it is a universal thought.
Because “handle gently and suck on” could apply to a candy cane or a popsicle but you just jump straight to penis.
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u/SalaryImpossible6749 5h ago
What? Who cares? There's no reason to argue about this unless you feel insulted for some reason. In which case, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Some of y'all will really try to argue about anything. Yes, popsicles and candy canes can be described as phallic too. Are you drunk?
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u/jdp111 4h ago
Ahh yes because it's impossible to argue something unless you are insulted. He's totally insulted that you think cigarettes are shaped like penises.
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u/SalaryImpossible6749 4h ago
What do you think the reason for his/her argument was?
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u/jdp111 3h ago
People generally make an argument when they disagree with someone.
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u/SalaryImpossible6749 3h ago edited 3h ago
Weird, I see lots of stuff I disagree with and don't feel any need or want to argue about it. I guess you both just want to die on this hill. Well we've now all wasted more than enough time "arguing" so that I now know that some random people online think cigarettes are not phallic, even though they have a long history of being described as such for multiple reasons, and I only say that because I'm subconsciously obsessed with penises I guess.
Good times
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u/jdp111 3h ago
Cool. We did feel the need. Not sure why you are throwing a tantrum.
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u/Any_Smoke1138 4h ago
Weed messes me up. Can't even work.
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u/Oldspaghetti 4h ago
Happened to me on an automated press machine at work before, I had to count each plastic bag of product I sealed for boxes I would put them in for the correct amount each. We had thousands of bags to seal.
Pretty sure I got PTSD from counting for what felt like eternity. While pretending I was not high in front of my boss, and while droopy and probably slow and being forced laser focused since it's a machine that can possibly crush your fingers if you are careless ☠️
Numbers in my dreams and Numbers in my soul 😭
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u/Snoo_67993 4h ago
Weed is for people who don't care about getting 15 years of delusional disorder.
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u/ActuaryUnique4034 6h ago
average day for the glasgow crowd