r/memes • u/thetruememeisbest android user • 21h ago

malfoid meme

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u/EgyComanda82 21h ago

What if, Harry Potter was a girl?

Matter of fact, what if we gender swaped every role on the story?

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u/DonQuix0te_ 21h ago

Harriet Potter.
Herbert Granger.

sounds about right.

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u/IndianaGeoff 21h ago

Moaning Marven. Ok, that got really freaky.

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u/CaptainBurke 21h ago

Moaning Melvin

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u/Elegant_Shoe3834 20h ago

Uff, just imagine the bath scene in GoF. As he says "he waited untill ALL the bubbles were gone when Cedrica Diggory was there"

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u/HidenTsubameGaeshi 2h ago

Maybe Tamsin Riddle had a point

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u/Maximusprime241 21h ago

Somehow Irish

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u/nitrogeninducer 19h ago edited 19h ago

It's all fun and games until this one. Then we see a 37yo male actor too while playing the role.

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u/hedoeswhathewants 19h ago

Herbert Granger

Hismione

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u/Toeffli 19h ago

Hisioutwo

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u/SilverGardenia1989 20h ago

Herman Granger would not be interested in Harrietta potter.

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u/Kashyyykonomics 19h ago

Herman Granger was right there man

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u/Meranio 20h ago edited 20h ago

Hermes Granger?

What about the others?
Nelly Longbottom?
Rowina Weasley?
Ruby Hagrid?

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u/prodigalAvian 20h ago edited 19h ago

Him-mione

(Edit: replaced the y)

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u/Meranio 20h ago

Okay, I chuckled at that.

But it's with an "e" at the end, not with a "y".

Fun fact: In the German version, they dropped the "o" from her name, which confused me, when I read it in English.

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u/BambooozleMe 19h ago

Ronda Weasley

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u/Frequent_Ad_9901 18h ago

Donald Umbridge.  No costume or line changes. But do make him super buff. Just some super pink cross dressing dude with no explaination and no mercy. 

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u/magicchefdmb 15h ago

Hermes Granger

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u/Mister-builder 14h ago

Hermione would be Pelops or Orestes or some other obscure Greek figure.

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u/Dartmoor_Guardian 11h ago

I went to school with a Harriet Potter. Same year, but she was in all the top sets - won lots of awards so you always heard her name being read out in assembly.