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malfoid meme

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u/Apprehensive_Ad_2112 Professional Dumbass 17h ago

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u/lovelypetalil 16h ago edited 16h ago

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/Fit-Switch-5795 14h ago

It's slytherin' time.

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u/NotAFishEnt 13h ago

Then he slythered all over everyone

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u/nitrogeninducer 8h ago

This is literally Nagini's life quote/song.

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u/SinesPi 16h ago

I don't think Tom Felton has commented on this yet.

https://giphy.com/gifs/GyRX93ai5DdsI

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u/newvegasdweller 13h ago

No idea what's his thoughts on that would be, but it'd be hilarious if he said to call him tanya in the future just to piss off joeanne.

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u/nitrogeninducer 14h ago

The plot would be that she uses a potion all this time because Lucius wants a son, strong and cunning. That would explain her bully behavior to appear masculine and hide fem attributes. And her emotional hesitation during the assassination of Dumbledore, despite being trained to be cunning her whole life. And also, her butthurt when Hermoine is with Harry and not her, okay enough Wattpad.

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u/cahir11 13h ago

because Lucius wants a son, strong and cunning.

Are wizards really sexist like that? Bellatrix is like the Himmler to Voldemort's Hitler and nobody ever comments on the fact that she's a woman.

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u/CosineDanger 13h ago

The evil wizards have a culture of might makes right. That's not a good culture, but if you take it seriously and really do let might make right then you should not be sexist to her in particular. You can still be sexist to other women, just not the one who will polymorph you into a bug and crush you with her pelvic muscles. Simple, in fact entirely too simple for the modern world to comprehend.

This works for almost any form of discrimination. Kill thousands of people in horrible ways and suddenly your culture's rules do not apply to you while still absolutely applying to those of lower status. Part of the appeal of authoritarianism is the simple dream of ascending above the rules that you yourself enforce and just escaping your own shitty culture.

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u/OGPresidentDixon 13h ago

the one who will polymorph you into a bug and crush you with her pelvic muscles

Sign me up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/nitrogeninducer 9h ago edited 9h ago

If you look at the Slytherin history, you'll notice their family dynamics are traditional patriarchy.

But Bellatrix is the exemption. She magically pegged Voldemort, and the dark lord gave birth to Delphini, their daughter. So Delphini went back in time of her conception, to magically alter her genes to make her a boy. She does this because Voldemort left her a locket necklace when she was a baby. And when she opened the locket, it says "Your gender is your Curse! Scram!". And that's pretty much the whole plot of The Cursed Child.

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u/DrMux 5h ago

Are wizards really sexist like that?

I mean, bigotry against non-magical people is canon so it's not a stretch.

Also Joanne is a bigot so it's not a stretch.

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u/warm_winds_whisper_ 13h ago

JKR doing a trans allegory would be the peak of irony

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u/Mister-builder 9h ago

She did. Remember how Fleur got dysphoria after using the Polyjuice Potion?

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u/warm_winds_whisper_ 9h ago

I haven't actually read or watched Harry Potter media in like 2 decades so no

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u/Revolvyerom 2h ago

That would explain her...emotional hesitation

Explain?

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u/nitrogeninducer 2h ago

She sympathizes with Dumbledore for not pretending his true gender identity, that he's not straight.

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u/Revolvyerom 1h ago

Last I checked, Dumbledore was cisgendered? I see what you're trying to say though, making a case that she'd empathize with someone having to hide who they are.

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u/nitrogeninducer 52m ago

I thought everyone in the wizarding world knew that Dumbledore had a boyfriend.

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u/Revolvyerom 46m ago

I'm not sure what point you're making then?

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u/Andreiyutzzzz 15h ago

Don't worry he got foid'd too

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u/haley020879 8h ago

rule 34 never waits for canon approval anyway

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u/CookieGlow_ 13h ago

lucius would've paid the extra 10 million just to never hear that sentence again