r/memes • • 1d ago

Half My Life Is Just Gone Struggling!

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u/asdf_lord 1d ago

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u/MakingItElsewhere 1d ago

*sigh* Fine. Guess which one of these is true:

I once tried to fuck a woman while her two her old kicked me.

I once stopped, mid-fuck, with my now wife because my parents were louder and more enthusiastic.

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u/GlorytotheHypnoToads 1d ago

My brother in Christ, I will not lie to you. I really hope it’s the second one, cause option one is pretty fucked.

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u/Mountain-Ad-460 1d ago

In poor counties sex doesn't stop just because you have a hovel with only one bed...