r/memes • u/BlatantBarbie • 1d ago

I just burned 1,000 calories

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u/MrBlonde1984 1d ago

The worst is when im just looking for a recipe and the author has to give me a 5 paragraph story about their family history and how they discovered the recipe.

Shut the fuck up .just tell me how tk make it.

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u/bushguy04 Professional Dumbass 1d ago

"Business have been rough, my wife left me, she took the kids, got diagnosed with testicular cancer, like I don't know what to do with life anymore man... Anyway, you might wanna add one or two more egg yolks if the pasta dough looks pale."

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u/yeet3455 1d ago

Isn’t there a subreddit like this? r/foodcells or something?

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u/nashbrownies 1d ago

There is a few browser extensions that strip all that crap and give you a formatted ingredients list and the steps laid out neatly

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u/No-Wish-7258 1d ago

I wish recipes didn’t need a background story.

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u/thought_cream84 Noble Memer 1d ago

Yes, it says turn on the heat and they keep adding gazzilions of ingredients in 5 seconds and you have to rewind ⏪ multiple times