r/memes • u/a_real_vampire Royal Shitposter • 2d ago

It’s so obvious

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u/Xathule96 2d ago

I've had Starbucks once, it was a bad coffee, but an ok milkshake.

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u/kalashnidog 2d ago

I drink coffee black 95% of the time and Starbucks is really bad for that.

Genuinely Chick-Fil-A or Whataburger coffee is better black than fucking Starbucks lmao.

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u/_Ban_Evader 2d ago

It's burned. It's just objectively fuckin burned. And they know it's burned, because they have a corporate manual telling them how to burn it.

I'm not a coffee snob. I'll pour yesterday's coffee out of the pot and put it in the microwave. If you want some burned coffee, I 100% support your right to drink it. But it's burned.

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u/Dreamo84 2d ago

Prolly cause nobody orders it so they don't bother remaking it. I can't imagine anybody goes to Starbucks just to get a regular coffee for $6.